Funny copywriting short sentences

1, I eat myself so round that others will not look down on me.

2. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness, you simply can't imagine.

Many years ago, you said, "Take care, I haven't lost weight." .

The bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to your story.

Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap in the face that fate gives you.

6. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

7. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

8. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.

9. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well.

10, fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

1 1, I've been single for a long time. Even when I cook jiaozi, I will separate them with a shovel.

12, since you are not allowed to fall in love, don't give a school uniform, lest others say you are a couple.

13, after that, it was eliminated as a poor population.

14, it's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. It's better to call it Didi

15, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

16, I always feel that I am British when I write a Chinese paper. When I was writing my English thesis, I felt that I was from China again. When I faced the math paper, I suddenly found myself an alien.