The two-person sketch script is funny.

B: Happy New Year.

A: In the new year, I wish all of you here smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, Sanyangtai, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, the seven stars are bright, all directions make money, and 1999 is United and perfect. Pepsi-Cola, good luck and all the best!

Good luck. Now it's my turn.

Don't worry, I'm not finished. I wish all my colleagues here good food, good drink, good fun, good work, good study, good family and good career, which is getting better every year. How about some applause?

B: There are others who want applause. Now it's my turn. I wish everyone. ...

Don't worry, I'm not finished yet. I wish all the colleagues present good health and always smile. I wish you good health and make a fortune every day; I wish you good health and peace in the four seasons; I wish you good health and good things continue; I hope, I hope, I hope ...

B: You should have been hospitalized a long time ago!

A: Is it reasonable for me to be hospitalized?

B: Go through the hospitalization formalities directly, and the internal staff will get a 20% discount.

You're sick.

Do you want to stop people from talking?

Am I not excited?

B: bad heart? Have an x-ray examination

A: No, I'm in high spirits.

B: there is something wrong with the brain. Do a CT scan.

A: I am very happy to see everyone from the inside out.

You have problems all over your body, so you must have an MRI.

A: You have to take me to the intensive care unit to get through it.

The above is the opening of the hospital manuscript, which can be changed to any industry.

The complete script can be searched for "Yang Laomi" on Taobao.

Note: There is a charge for scripts and ghostwriting. If you are the one.