The complete works of wonderful names that make the next generation afraid to go out.

A beautiful girl washes dishes in a restaurant. Everyone calls her Aunt Dishwasher. She didn't like it, so she gave herself two names: Empress Dowager Cixi.

The results spread widely, almost a household name. Many people go to restaurants to eat just to see this beautiful woman with personality.

The master who mended the tire next door saw it and gave himself a willful name: Napoleon.

When the welder heard about it, he was inspired and named it Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

On this day, he went to the candy store next door to show off. The owner of the candy store took him to see his shop name: Emperor Taizong (Taizong), and the welder was silent. ...

Not far away, the owner of the cake-cutting shop ran out and pointed to his shop name: Emperor Gaozu, they were silent together ... At this moment, a dung digger rode past them on a dung cart. ...

There are three big characters written on the dung cart: Qin Shihuang ... Hahahaha, that's brilliant! ……

Personal name is not good, affecting life fortune; If the name of the enterprise or brand is not well chosen, it will affect the rise and fall. For example, the following names may make people laugh:

Lai (still a man), Fan Jian, Ji, Xia, Zhu Yiqun, (thanks to parents' imagination), Pang Guang, Du Qiyan, Wei, Jiao Hougen, Shen Jingbing, Du Ziteng and Shi Zhenxiang.

The name was taken the day after tomorrow, but the surname was handed down from the ancestors. Although there are not many surnames, we have to face them, such as the following:

1, the most difficult surname: testicles.

If the surname is this surname, it's really hard to explain. There are few phrases related to testicles, and it is awkward to use word splitting. Yes, if people ask you: What's your last name? You said: Last name is testicles. Who is taller? You can't say testicles.

In fact, the original word of testis is Gao, which is a cognitive word. It will provide new crops to the ancestors of God and pray for the blessing of God and spirit. This is a ritual prayer activity held by the ancients in the rural waterside highlands. It is not a part of the human body as we now understand it. Biography of Women said: Testicles praised Yan Yu when he was five years old. It is said that this testicle belongs to Hao Tao.

2, the most rogue surname: fuck (cāo)

"Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Poyang County. In Sui Shu's record, exercise is natural. The original meaning of the word fuck is to hold it in your hand. Of course, Gan is also a surname, only based on place names. Don't misunderstand me.

3. Gay surname: gender

Men and women can be gay and bisexual anyway. "A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Qixian County.

4, very outrageous surname: livestock

Gao said: In ancient times, there was a livestock country called Xing Houyi in the Zhou Dynasty, which was later incorporated into the territory of Jin State. Chu Yongzi recorded in Zuo Zhuan fled to the State of Jin, and the King of Jin gave him livestock land, so the descendants of Chu Yongzi took livestock as their surname. "The Origin of Surnames" says: The surnames of livestock are the surnames of non-children who raise horses, which is probably wrong. "Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Tianshui County.

5. The surname that pigs and dogs are inferior to: poultry.

The Collection of Surnames says: It is a descendant of Zhan Lu bird. "Surname Yuan" said: It is a descendant of Woods poultry line. Road history says: It is the descendant of Guan Shu. "Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Donglu County. Zuo Zhuan recorded that Dr. Qin and Dr. Lu were provincial birds, and there were male birds in Xia Xia, while Gao Zhuan recorded that there were birds celebrating when Wang Mang's men were not officials in Han Dynasty. Birds are also the surnames of ancient ethnic minorities. Descendants from Hunrong Wang. It is recorded in Hanshu Gongren Table that he compiled Hou Liqin.

6. Quan surname: I.

"A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Chengyang County. There is a word "I" in the record of Hanshu Yiwenzhi.

Actually, I'm a hieroglyph. Oracle Bone Inscriptions, like a toothed knife saw, is also used as an instrument of torture or for slaughtering livestock, which is the predecessor of the saw. The bronze inscription is simplified, but the seal script is slightly wrong. Write me in regular script after the official reform. Shuowen My Department: I, by giving myself, call myself. If the analysis is not accurate, explain the borrowing and extension-the original meaning is sawing tools.

7. The most sacrificial surname (masochistic tendency): Eat me.

"surname source" said: it is the descendant of Jin doctor who ate me.

8. Special surname of male: male

Historical records show that the descendants of Yu Xia have a male country, and they take the country name as their surname.

9. The most intuitive age surname: the old man.

"Examination of Surnames" said: It is a descendant of Song Sima Lao Gu. Of course, men also have surnames. Historical records say that a person is descended from Yu Xia.

10, maiden name: female (n)

"Genealogy" says: It is a descendant of Yin people's virtuous women and women, and "Thousand Family Names" says: The ancient people are in Taiyuan County. According to Zuo Zhuan, in the middle of Ji Wuzi, Jia was a retainer, a doctor and an uncle. There is a businesswoman of Wei in Zhuangzi. Historical Records records the female father and daughter of Dr. Qin. The female is the surname of ancient ethnic minorities, and the female in Liao history is taken as an example.

The female characters in Oracle Bone Inscriptions are like a woman sitting on her knees. Being an unmarried daughter is a relic of ancient betrayal of marriage customs. The original meaning is unmarried woman.

1 1. Finally, the names to joke about are: father (f incarnation), mother, loving mother, my father (f incarnation) and Gao Tang.

The father's surname can be found in the emergency notes. There is an instrument of martial father in Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals.

Mother's "Collection of Surnames" said: It is a descendant of Mother Qiu. The 18th Bachelor of Kaiyuan recorded in the Tang Book has a photo of his mother.

A loving mother surnamed Gao said: She is a descendant of her uncle Hu Mu.

My father's surname test says: it is the surname of Dr. Zhou's father in previous dynasties.

The Textual Research on Surnames in Gaotang said: Gao Yin, a great doctor in the State of Qi, took place names as his surname, and his former residence was Gaotang. "A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Qixian County. According to Records of the Historian, there are people from the high Tang Dynasty in Lu, the high Tang Dynasty in Hanshu, the high Tang Dynasty in Sangui, the high Tang Dynasty and the high Tang Dynasty in Jin Dynasty.

12. Good wife's special surname: Xiang Fu.

This surname can be found in urgent articles.

13, surname older than grandson: er (ní)

"Thousands of Family Names" said: The ancient families were Henan and Qiancheng counties. In Lu Lan's account, there is a son of Song State, in historical records, there is a son of Liang in Qin Benji, and in Hanshu, there is a son of an ancient scholar. In addition, it is also the surname of ethnic minorities. During the post-Wei period, Hull changed his surname to Hull, which was the surname of Wei Sikong in northern history. Generation surname: My nephew's "Custom Pass" said: He is a descendant of the nephew of Lu, a doctor of the State of Jin. "A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Jiang County.

14, the most admirable surname: sage.

The surnames of ethnic minorities. "Han Shu Gong Zhengbiao" records that Hou Xianxian waved after returning to Germany.

15, the most devout surname: priest.

This surname can be found in the surname garden.

16, the most puzzling woman's surname: Prince.

"surname source" said: it is the descendant of Dr. Zheng's prince. "Examination of Surnames" said: Jing Zong, the son of Wang Zijin, was the heir, and later generations took the prince as the winner.

17, Christian surname: father (f incarnation)

Xing Yuan said: King Wuling of Zhao was named as his father, and later generations took his father as their surname. "A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Zhao County. The History of Han records the father of Master Yan, and the History of Song records the father of Master Qi Xian.

18, fox's special surname: Chun Hu.

According to the Records of Country Names, there was a country in Chun Hu in ancient times, and Chun Hu, Hou Yi's wife, was a native of this country (taking the country name as her surname).

19, nothing to find: crazy.

"County Records" said: In ancient times, there was a mad country, and Dayu courtiers had a mad chapter. The crazy orange recorded in Han Feizi is the descendant of crazy chapter. "Surname Source" said: It is the descendant of Dr. Song's promiscuous relationship recorded in Zuo Zhuan. "A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family was in Zhang Yu County.

20. The most unlucky surname: mourning

"Examination of Surnames" said: It is a descendant left by Dr. Chu.

2 1. Last name with a chance of survival: Sheng.

"surname source" said: it is a descendant of Dr. Cai. "Thousands of Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Taiyuan County.

22. Last name with a worrying fate: ghost.

"Surname Source" said: Yu Xia's descendants were sealed in the underworld, so they took ghosts as their surnames. "surname test" said; The place where the doctor eats is in a ghost, so he takes the ghost as his surname. "Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Anyi. According to Hanshu, there are prime ministers and ghosts.

23, strange scary surname: corpse

"The Origin of Surnames" says: The remains are the food city of the doctors in the Zhou Dynasty (because the place name is the surname). Zuo Zhuan records that Zhao Bo greeted the King of Zhou at the corpse site, which is the hometown of Yanshi's surname. Shijiao is the body of the State of Jin. He used to be Shang Jun's teacher, writing about corpses.

24. The most frightening special surname: corpse.

It is the surname of ethnic minorities, and it was changed to Qu after seeing Guan Shizhi. It seems that the bosses of Watsons everywhere are very good. hahaha.

25. humiliating surname: humiliation

"History of Taoism" says: It is the descendant of Zhao Fu.

26. The most disgraceful surname of dysentery patients: Mao Di.

"Examination of Surnames" said: It is the surname of the descendants of the nobles of the ancient Cao State. It seems that the surname is not low.

27. Constipation special surname: no (f is not u) hair.

Textual Research on Surnames says: He is a descendant of Hou Jun in Song Dynasty.

28. Divorced surname: fragmented

Ji Yun said: Fence is a compound surname. There are some disjointed interests, disjointed uncles and nephews in the account of Zhuangzi.

29. Bachelor's surname: ACTS.

The surnames of ethnic minorities. A Thousand Family Names says: An ancient family lives in Dai Jun. The Book of Jin records Shan Hang, a disciple of Anzhou secretariat, Shan Yi, a disciple of Linyi Yin, and disciples of Xi and Zuo Prime Ministers.

30. Last name of beauty treatment: Black.

Gao said: He is a descendant of Doctor Chu's black arm recorded in Zuo Zhuan. A Thousand Family Names said: In ancient times, a family lived in Angelababy County. Liezi recorded Wei's black eggs.

3 1. Last name: Blackpool.

Surnames of ancient ethnic minorities. Shan Hai Jing said: Black Pool is the place where the Emperor was born. "Examination of Surnames" said: The descendants of Emperor Yan were sealed in Heichi, and the descendants took place names as surnames. "Thousands of Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Liaohai County. There are black teeth in the Book of the Tang Dynasty.

32. The most vicious surname: Yi (xρ)

This surname is contained in Weaving the Sea. "Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Daliang County.

33. The stupidest surname: fool

"Thousands of Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Huiji County.

34, the most confused surname: faint

"Thousands of Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Henan County.

35. The most problematic surname: difficult.

The surname of ethnic minorities, Ji Yun said, is the Baekje nationality. In Historical Records Biography of Xiongnu, there is a record of Hou Nan's family in Lu Yi.

36. Last name: rich dad.

"The Origin of Surnames" says: descendants of Emperor Yan who were enfeoffed to giants. Zuo Zhuan recorded Lu's rich father, Huai.

37. The most self-respecting surname: ugly.

There are ugliness in Yuan Shi.

38. A base surname: base.

"A Thousand Family Names" said: The ancient family is in Beiping County. "Custom Pass" said: In the Han Dynasty, there were Beiping satrap and humble Qiong.

39. The cleverest surname: Bald head.

The Collection of Surnames says: Peng Zu, a descendant of Zhu Rong, an ancient fire god, was divided into a barren land, so he took the place name as his surname. This statement is the same as that of Shi Bo recorded in Guoyu. Bald men are also the surnames of ancient ethnic minorities, and there is a record of Wang Tujian in yuan dynasty history.

40. The most annoying surname: baldness.

Surnames of ancient ethnic minorities. Shu Wei said: Hu Ye's mother was bald and lived for a long time. Because of sleeping, she gave birth to Shou Chang in bed. Northern customs call it baldness, so it is called surname. "South Cool Record" records baldness, baldness, black fox, baldness, deer fox and baldness.