Tang Bohu's classic lines light up Qiuxiang.

In the era of continuous progress, lines are needed in more and more places, and lines are a special and difficult literary language to master. What lines have you seen? The following are the classic lines of Tang Bohu ordering Qiuxiang for you. Welcome everyone to learn from them. I hope it helps you.

Tang Bohu's classic line about Chou-heung is 1 1. It is impossible to prevent domestic thieves.

I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me?

3. Who thinks you are an inferiority complex? We just think you are a dog.

4. Mr.: I am left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing!

5. Tang Bohu: Facts have proved that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a loving smile. Oh, my God! I finally found my ideal, she is Qiu … Xiang!

6. Why are there so many boring wastes in the world?

7. I feel sad and painful. My eight wives are like wolves and tigers. People regard me as enjoying all the happiness. In fact, I am empty and lonely.

8. Don't pity me just because I am a flower. Push it! classic quotations

9. You know, a beautiful woman, like a flower, needs green leaves to set off her charm.

10, is this true? What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

1 1, Tang Bohu: I can ... play the harmonica, Yu Di, pick up girls, read small books, read horoscopes, look at people's brow, be charming, and steal jade for fragrance!

12, Tang Bohu: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

13, Wu Zhuangyuan: miserable! Shit! Shit! Pull after eating, disperse after eating, and want to eat after eating. Life is eating Lazar! Shit!

14, a thousand dollars is easy to get, but a bosom friend is hard to find.

15, Hua 'an wrote a poem for Sanxiang (Chunxiang, Xia Xiang and Dongxiang): One Hua 'an has two eyes, three girls have six breasts.

16, Tang Bohu: Neighbor, come quickly. A big auction of dutiful sons has just been released. Come and have a look if you don't buy it!

17, Tang Bohu: People laugh at me because I'm crazy, and I can't see through it. There is no tomb of Wuling heroes, no flowers, no wine and no hoe.

18, Tang Bohu: You just won the most vicious "unrecognizable foot", and the situation is very dangerous! Fortunately, I used the long-lost Juexue "Give me my Piao Quan" in time to put you back to your original shape, and now you are all right!

19, do your work like a dog, and you can't bark if you are scolded.

20. Tang Bohu: The ups and downs of life are so fast that I want to pee with excitement.

2 1. Strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but I am not a prostitute. You can think of me as a thief who stole your heart.

22. Mrs. Hua: It's so exciting that I can't help praising him! No, I can't show it. But this feeling is really like walking on clouds. His touching confession can be expressed with a playful and brisk bamboo board and ended with a powerful percussion instrument. It really makes me climax!

23. It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love, and I finally found my ideal.

Tang Bohu's classic lines light up Chou-heung 2 Wang Ning: Master Dacai, I have a staff officer who wants to learn from you!

Mrs. Hua: How can our master bully the small with the big?

Master Hua: Yes, yes!

Conspiracy: there is no generation of literary exchange!

Wang Ning: Yes, just for fun! But if you can't do it well, don't blame me for being mad! You did the right thing!

Conspiracy: one township, three masters and two Li * * *, don't know the four books, five classics and six classics, dare to teach seven or eight nine sons, very bold!

Wang Ning: Yes, why? If you don't give me face, I'm really going to be angry!

Huaan: Let me try!

Huaan: Ten rooms and nine poverty, 827 yuan and 65 cents, but still half-hearted, first-class!

Wang Ning: How neat!

Master Hua: Hua 'an, you are just in time!

Huaan: Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Wang Ning: Hmm!

Conspiracy: I am a scholar and chief of staff of seven provinces, nicknamed the king of kings. Who are you?

Huaan: I have been studying for two years, a lost little book in the world, Huaan!

Conspiracy: OK, I'll come to you later!

(The two men opposed each other for a long time, blew each other a kiss, and everyone fell down together.)

Huaan: Sorry, I can't help admiring each other.

Conspiracy: get to the point, here we go!

Conspiracy: In the picture, dragons don't scream and tigers don't scream. Little buddhist nun is ridiculous!

Huaan: There are no wheels and horses in the chessboard. Tell the general to be careful!

Everyone: OK, OK, that's right!

Participation: Yingying Yanyan Cui Cuihong is harmonious everywhere!

Huaan: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, flowers, leaves!

Everyone: Hua 'an is really good, Hua 'an is great!

Wang Ning: Come out, to him, to him!

Participation: ten thoughts, homesickness for the country!

Huaan: Eight eyes * * *, full moon and autumn fragrance!

People: OK, OK-

Conspiracy: I'm the chief of staff. Will you lose to buddhist nun?

Conspiracy: Your family wants to plant trees!

Huaan: Your bathtub will go with fish!

Conspiracy: fish and fat fruit are cooked in my stomach!

Huaan: Your mother can cook!

Conspiracy: huh?

(The General Staff takes a step back and vomits blood)

Huaan: I was supposed to have fun with the couple. Today, Brother Chuan Chang has shed dozens of taels of blood, which is unprecedented. I admire him.

Zhu Zhishan: Ah, Brother Tang!

Tang Bohu: Ah, Brother Zhu!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang, help!

Tang Bohu: Oh, it seems that Zhu Ge lost in the casino again!

Zhu Zhishan: My parents know my brother Don!

Tang Bohu: It is well known that among the four gifted scholars in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy! The so-called wind blows the eggshell, and wealth makes people happy. This is your motto, isn't it?

Zhu Zhishan: I'm flattered, but I'm not nearly as good as my brother Tang's bohemian behavior!

Tang Bohu: Ha, ha, ha, ha, but, Brother Zhu, you lose several hundred taels every few days and lose them all.

Just come and call for help, always like this-this is not the way, is it?

Zhu Zhishan: Very insightful. So I lost everything I could lose in my life. I hope my brother Tang Can will draw 30 paintings for me, so that I can pay my debts and save my life!

Tang Bohu: I understand, Shui. Go out first!

Next person: it's young master!

Tang Bohu: Son of a bitch, do you think this place is a good place? Want 300 thousand 2? No way! "-next is painting ... sacred!

Zhu Zhishan: Come on, it's all my fault. I kowtow now. Don't think about the fact that I lent you the jade ball. Think about how much I spent on selling paintings for you in recent years! Now the brothers in the street outside say that if I don't get thirty paintings after three sticks of incense, I will be torn to pieces! You help me!

Tang Bohu: Three incense sticks? Don't say that brothers don't take care of you. I will write a couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write, you will die, if you write, you will not cherish it!

Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay?

Tang Bohu: OK, I'll help you again! Somebody, Four Treasures of the Study, wait!

The Historical Allusions of Tang Bohu Lighting Autumn Fragrance.

Tang Bohu, a great painter and poet in Ming Dynasty, was a romantic. For Chou-heung's sake, he claimed to have abandoned his son and sold himself to Washington as a slave, renamed Hua 'an. In Washington, he is an extremely bookworm, studying with his sons Wenhua and Huawu all day. One day, Chunyu Changhua took two sons, a teacher and a group of slaves for a spring outing. He is very interested in traveling. He wants to test his son's academic performance. When he saw that the garden was full of Pu Ye, peach trees and grapes, he casually sang the first couplet:

Peach leaves and grape leaves, herbaceous woody.

Who knows that China Huawu brothers are a pair of clowns, and naturally they are tongue-tied. That flatterer is a master of flattery. He only knows how to flatter others. When he saw that his students had done something wrong, he immediately complimented him and said, "A talented person and a great scholar are unparalleled in literary talent. Although this couplet is handy, it is true. The homonyms of Pu Ye and Ye Tao constitute grape leaves, and woody herbs point out their themes. This is really a unique couplet. No one can match it and admire it. Admire! "

Tang Bohu was laughing alone, and Grandpa Hua was flattered by touts. When he saw Hua 'an laughing, he flew into a rage and said, "Bold slave! What are you laughing at? Can you contact this? "

Tang Bohu knelt down and said, "Let me try!"

As he walked, he looked at the scenery in the garden and looked at the flowers on both sides. Oh! When there were couplets, he casually said, "Plum blossoms, osmanthus flowers, roses ..." But when he read them, he got stuck.

Master Huada said, "Go on!"

Tang Bohu was tongue-tied and sweaty. He was so embarrassed that he was almost stumped. Suddenly he saw his beloved girl Chou-heung and another girl named Chun-heung standing beside Master Hua. He blurted out: "Spring fragrance and autumn fragrance!"

Master Hua nodded and praised: "The homonym of plum blossom and osmanthus is rose, and Chunxiang and Qiuxiang point out their flowering period,' Pu Ye Grape Leaves, Herbaceous Woody! Plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance!' Yes, yes! Huaan! Go back and get the reward! "

Master Hua looked at his silly son and sighed, "The cockscomb will not be released!" Hua' an glanced at the package and replied sarcastically, Mr. Setaria! "

From then on, Prince Hua did not dare to look down upon "Hua 'an". I knew from the conversation that he was very learned, but I always thought he was really a lost son. I didn't expect him to be a generation of celebrities, who sold themselves into slavery for Chou-heung's girl and made such absurd things. Since then, Hua 'an has taken the place of teacher. Thanks to Tang Bohu's effective training, Huahua Dance made great progress later, and both of them won the lottery.