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1. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

2. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs, and the veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, summoned up his courage and said, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

Someone farted on the bus. A coquettish woman spat, "bah-bah-bah-". A man said, what, you spit out your shell after eating fart? !

One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said: Fat is fat. What belt are you wearing?

A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

6. A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. After a long time, she asked the policeman helplessly, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet?

7. Freshmen on campus: students who repeat the grade are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "rich students", and those who doze off in class are called "poor students".

8. An American called Bush a * * element in front of the White House, and was immediately arrested on the charge of leaking state secrets.

The thief stole a chicken and plucked its hair by the river. When the police passed by, the thief threw the chicken into the river and explained to the police: This chicken is swimming, and I help it look after its clothes.

10. A man was constipated when he went to the toilet. Suddenly he saw a man rush in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

1 1. What would you do if I hugged you? Woman: resist! Man: What would you do if I kissed you? Woman: Resist. Man: If I ... Woman: Is it over? After all, a woman's strength is limited.

12. A foreign youth who came to China never understood the difference between "iron" and "steel". One night he came home late and couldn't open the door, so he had to shout, landlady, will you open your steel door? I can't get in!

13. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

14. When Bush inspected the Pentagon, he said sadly, "The Pentagon has become a quadrilateral building." Powell replied, "Mr. President, the Pentagon has become a hexagonal building without corners."

15. When the leaders visited the countryside, the village head asked the farmers to shout slogans and repeat the last two words. When the leader arrived, the township head shouted "Stop whoring" and the farmers followed "whoring! Hey! "

16. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted: Hi! That one named "Chun", it's your turn!

17. The tortoise said to the mouse, "I work in a five-star hotel!" ""nonsense ""really, they made soup from my bath water just now. "

18. A woman felt tired in the park, so she lay on a bench and relaxed. When a beggar came to molest her, the woman was furious. The beggar didn't want to: Since you don't want to, why are you lying in my bed?

19. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

20. A leader made a report: "Now that men and women are equal, lesbians stand up …" All the lesbians present stood up and waited for instructions. The leader turned over a page, which read: "Le"

2 1. A wife searches her husband thoroughly every day to see if she can find a woman's hair. A * * searched for a long time, but found nothing, but scolded: now even a nun is wanted!

22. People: Does your army have an army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

23. Before dying, the old man confessed to his wife: I once had an extramarital affair, please forgive me! Wife: What a big deal! You can sleep now! Which of our children looks like you?

24. The teacher visited the home and asked the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "

25. After many years of marriage, a white couple finally had a child, but the result was black. The husband blamed his wife and said, It's all your fault! You must turn off the light every time you go to bed.

26. One day, I saw a rooster chasing a hen with a feather duster. I went forward to inquire and found that it was a hen who had just laid a duck egg!

27. The swimming coach is blunt and loud. One day, he met a female student in the shopping mall and greeted him. He said loudly, you really didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes.