Reversing the classic quotations of referees

What a long night: Chun Mei, what a long way. Did you come on foot?

Chun Mei: Of course not. I came here. .

Ayali Luo Zhenhuan: That's a lawyer over there. He broke into houses.

MADA！

Cheng different: Do you remember correctly?

Luo Zhenhuan: No. By the way, I have sent the bill to the office.

Chengbu Hall: 55555. . .

3 (After submitting an evidence) Cheng Butang: Hehe, that's it. . .

(Suddenly seeing Mei Karuma still laughing) The progress of the trial is completely unknown. . .

Night: Then, let's go to eat.

Chun Mei: I want to eat children's lunch!

Zhenxiao: Chun Mei, you have grown up, so you should eat children's meals like an adult. . .

Really funny: Does Chun Mei like generals, too?

Chun Mei: Yes. . I just watch the world children's masterpiece theater every Sunday.

Zhenxiao: That's impossible, Chun Mei. Young people nowadays like to meet generals!

Chun Mei: Oh, does Tang Jun like it too?

Night: Don't ask him, he is not a young man anymore.

Cheng Butang: Actually, I prefer the world-famous children's theater. . .

Chihiro: Don Chengbu, turn your mind around. Besides the red guitar, what else may be in the box?

Chengbutang: Nothing. . Is it a black guitar?

(After careful consideration)

Cheng Butang: Presiding Judge, the defense claims that there may be something else in the box!

Presiding Judge: Other things, is it a white guitar?

Chihiro: . . . .

Ai Ya: Then introduce yourself first. Xing Yue Wei Aiya, a famous detective, it's your turn.

I'm Ryuichi Chengbutang, a lawyer.

Zhen Xiao: I'm Maya Fey, a trainee psychic.

Chun Mei: My name is Pearl Fey, and I'm a famous cousin of Princess Zhenxiao. . .

8 Jin: I am an invincible prosecutor. . . Although this is my first time in court. .

Presiding Judge: Oh? Then why is it invincible?

Gold: Uncle, don't you know that all novices are invincible?

Death of the tiger and the wolf: I am a killer by profession.

Presiding Judge: What is the murderer dragging?

Tiger, Wolf, Dead House: The one who just spoke was rude. Do you want to die?

Presiding Judge: Ah! No. No.555. What did I do wrong? )

I apologize to all heroes. I haven't played 1-3 for a long time, so the above content is entirely based on impression, which may be different from the original game. Please forgive me. .

Finally, the first part ends with a dialogue that reverses referee 4.

10 beauty pass: ah, guest officer, thank you for waiting. . . You're here for the job, right?

Wang Nishi: Huh? Oh!

Meiguan: So, what are you good at?

Wang Nixi: Good at it. I think it's defense. .

Guan: Defense. . Very interesting! So let's get started!

Wang Nishi: Here we go.

Meiguan: I said, real professionals can perform anytime, anywhere!

Wang Nishi: Then. . All right. (takes a deep breath) I-anti-yes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cheng Butang: "Baseball also has pinholes (striking table). Are you saying that baseball is also suspicious? " (2 generations and 4 chapters)

Chengbu Hall: "Please put down your whip once in a while and have a look at the court files" (Chapter 2, Chapter 3).

Cheng Butang: "By the way, how much is the commission?"

The tiger and the wolf died: "Lawyer, you are not a good person either."

Chengbu Hall: "?"

"If you want to entrust me, please wait until the current contract is terminated."

Cheng Butang: "No, no ... That's not what I meant ..."

Judge: "ChengButang, are you going to assassinate me? Death penalty! I sentence you to death! ! ! "(2 generations and 4 chapters)

Cheng Butang: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jiu Taijun, but the world of adults is very cruel." (Chapter 65438 +0 generation 3)

Imperial sword: "smile happily, laugh!" "

Really laughing: "Is it better for us to smile?"

Cheng Butang: "This guy Yu Jian is very proud ... If he smiles, he will cry ..." (1generation 4)

Zheng Butang: "What's wrong with this? The doll proposed to the human (striking the table). This is a historic moment ... "

(Whip) (2 generations and 3 chapters)

(Chengbu Hall was flogged)

Cheng Butang: "Please say' I object' at this time ... (sweating)" (Chapter 2, Chapter 3)

Imperial sword: "I object!" " "

Judge: "imperial sword inspection, what do you object to?" (surprised expression) "

Yu Jian: "Because I didn't want to object to anything ... I call it procrastinating opposition ... (Music slowly sinks)" (1 generation 3)

Royal Sword: "Name and occupation of witness"

Auntie: "Oh, Xiaoyu ... (omit the N word behind) ..."

Yu Jian (making a painful gesture): "Name and occupation, please ..." (1generation 3)

Devil hunter: "The nail will be nailed to your coffin soon" (Chapter 2, Chapter 3)

Devil hunting: "One idiot dreams of another idiot daydreaming ..." (Chapter 2, Generation 2)

Hunter (to Cheng Butang): "Don't forgive you just because you are an idiot!" (2 generations and 2 chapters)

Men can only cry at the last minute. There is no red in my world. What you see must be my tears. ...

"What am I thinking ~" —— The mantra of the red-faced presiding judge (3-4, 3-5)

"Men only cry when it's all over ..."-Shen Naimu Zhuanglong (3-4, 3-5)

"The more critical the defense lawyer is, the more calmly he smiles"-Mia Fey (2-2)

"When did you put your pants in the washing machine? Of course, it's time to let him off "-Jin (3-2)

"Behind this bad thing is really Zhang Ya!" -Chengbu Tang Longyi (1- 1) and Miles Edgeworth (1-4).

"Please adjust your idiocy once in a while, or my whip will talk!" -Mei Karuma (2-3)

Night: I killed that man.

Chengbutang: There is no such thing.

Zhenxiao: It's not without such a thing.

Cheng Butang: No, no, there is no such thing.

Zhenxiao: No, no, no, no, no. ...

Every night: I finally see Cheng Butang again. ...

Cheng different: I can't blame you.

Night: I killed ... that man ... to ... kill. ...

Cheng is different: you didn't kill anyone.

Night: No! This is one thing. ...

Demon Hunter: The only thing that can be said in court is the evidence and this whip. ...

Judge: And this gavel, of course.

(Chapter III of the Second Generation)

Judge: Clerk, you're welcome. Get rid of all the noisy people!

(Chapter III of the Second Generation)

Judge: But, but the defense lawyer is still in a coma. ...

Cheng is different: Oh, my head is dizzy. .

Night: Ah, are you all right?

Cheng Butang: ............................................................................................................................................................................

(Chapter III of the Second Generation)

Yu Jian: ... Is this suicide note true ... Relatively speaking, is the badge hanging on that man's chest over there true ... This is the key!

Judge: I agree with you too!

Chihiro: I agree with you, Chengbu Tang Jun.

Mei Karuma: ... just like I put down my whip and took the pie with it.

Royal Sword: (Silence) You'd better be gentle with the pie.

I think the strongest is the slogan of the 1 generation Chapter IV police station, which is said by the mouth of the saw: "Haste makes waste, go straight without detours."

God is a wooden dragon: the old man who scatters beans scatters truth with beans.

Ditto: Why do pants get stuck in the washing machine?

"Why are there no bones in the plate?"

"Because he ate bones!"

Referee: What is the killer dragging?

Tiger, Wolf and Dead House: The one who just spoke, do you want to die?

Funny in court: "Who is the victim? Answer first. " "It's Spirited Away!" "Chihiro: (Khan)" ... I went back ... and stepped into the hall "(1 generation 1 chapter)" Did you really step into the gate? " (Knock on yourself and ask others, haha) (Chapter 2, Generation 2) "Why does he use baseball gloves as bananas?" ........... "because he likes bananas very much! ! "Such an answer will silence everyone ... (Chapter 2)

Hahahaha ~ When asked about the relationship between Ying Xing barrister and Xiao Zhong, there was even an option, "You are actually ... the relationship between love and being loved! ! ""Why do you think of it here! ! ? "(1 chapter 2) It is the coolest thing to say something that human beings can't" understand "at the most critical moment.

Chengbutang: I succeeded, Chihiro teacher!

Chihiro: Simple! You are sweeter than my aunt's Dafu cake!

I don't remember clearly ~ ~ It's a dialogue in the Cang case. Cheng Butang points out that the photo is not a real night. ...

That's about it ... I only remember Chihiro's "Dafu cake" ...

Classic idiot theory:

One idiot listened with interest to another idiot's opinion. ...

An idiot is so stupid that he can't even understand what an idiot says.

Forgive an idiot for being an idiot. An idiot is even more stupid than this idiot.

Idiots without brains seem to be more idiots than idiots with brains.

It seems that there is an idiot who is more stupid than the idiot in the defense box.

Idiot treats others as idiots and takes idiots as the center.

The discussion between idiots and idiots is bound to come to a very idiotic conclusion.

The stupid misunderstanding of wearing stupid clothes with stupid.

The fifth chapter inversion 3:

Yu (asking bigini): So ... how long did it take to take a shower?

Bobby: This child is really annoying. What are you thinking about? Next, you have to ask, "Where did you start washing?" !

Yu: You, you, what did you say, I ... (flogging)

Ghost: Dirty

Judge: ... Not good.

Royal: (Here, here, where! A special seat for bullied children? )

Deterrence Jiutai "Dude, you're right"

...

...

Royal Sword: Call me Big Brother.

Presiding Judge: Call me Uncle Beard (1-3).

Max: Did you just draw a card?

Cheng: This. ..

Ma: hearts 10

Cheng: ...

Ma: ... You stole 10 Marx's heart. ....

Cheng: (How many hearts do you have ...) (2-3)

Chihiro: Presiding Judge, be careful to bump into ghosts when you walk too much at night ... (3- 1)

Reversal 3

(testify)

Presiding Judge: What, what is this?

Chihiro: This is the turmoil of youth.

Wendy Oldbag's deadly dialogue series ~

(Reverse 1: First visit to Du Ying Photography Studio)

Really, speaking of young people recently, as long as something happens, it will become like this immediately.

I've been lazy in this place since noon. What should I do with my work?

Are lawyers so idle? Let's be lawyers.

Aunt was not like this when she was young. It's pathetic for a young girl to dress like this.

What will Japan become in the future?

Really, so is my black sheep. He hasn't called for three years. ...

(anti 1: when people say that they are stingy)

That guy!

Just a part-time job!

Speaking of young girls nowadays, they are all like that.

It's too noisy. I can only say some things.

Aunt didn't do this when she was young. She thinks of everyone.

Aunt is very sad. Everything she says is being spoken ill of.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

(Reverse 1: I heard Yu Jian's name in court)

It makes no difference whether it's a big venue or an aunt.

By the way, let me tell you, aunt was not an aunt when she was young, was she?

So, I was bullied before. In junior high school,

There is a respected chess senior. Aunt cried when he called me aunt.

(anti 1: second question)

I told you before, auntie, I won't do that.

Pointing at your back.

When it comes to today's young people, they are always like that and always find fault with others.

Aunt is so sad, and …

(Inversion 1: ending)

By the way, the movie before Pocket finally went on sale.

It's the guy who sells DVDs.

Speaking of which, everything is done in a foreign language now.

It's so inexplicable that even my aunt can't help it.

(Reverse 2: Debut at the Hotel)

It used to be like this. Next to the broken bridge, it says "This bridge has been broken and cannot be crossed".

But a bald boy wants to go there.

My aunt said kindly, "It's dangerous." He wouldn't listen.

He said, "Go in the middle, not the side." Are you kidding? Really.

Say that arrogant thing.

(Reverse 2: About He Xing being the eldest brother of gymnastics)

Oh, my God, that's funny. Still called "big brother" like that.

Yes, you can't see your face with a mask on. This is a rabbit mask.

This is a masterpiece.

But ah, if you don't do this, the TV will be broken.

Really, it's the kid who is doing gymnastics next to you who is ashamed, really.

(Inversion 2: favorite stars will die)

It happens every time! Aunt is a child, too!

The golden mouse in the class died when it was aunt's turn to take care of it!

The nickname is death.

Enough, auntie. Forget it!

I want to curse you, too. You will be dead in three minutes. No, die now!

(Reverse 2: About Shi Xia)

Come on, what's the problem?

It's all noisy.

I don't know the word "stability"

Young people are like this recently!

When auntie was young! It's really a girl who is ashamed of flowers with the moon closed!

Besides, I can also sculpt, divine, cook and write poems.

(Reverse 2: After testifying against General C's clothes and clothes)

You can't judge a person by his clothes!

Auntie will shine in fashionable clothes!

But everyone has put up with it, wearing such clothes like idiots

And this tape recorder hanging on my chest is so heavy!

But in order not to ruin the children's dreams, the aunts all smiled and worked hard!

Speaking of your clothes, you have no taste at all!

Learn the taste of Xiaoyu! Eat my trick!

(Karl Taccard Taccard Taccard Tower ...)

(Reverse 2: After the first day of the referee, in the hotel lobby)

It's all your fault! Aunt is regarded as a bad person again!

Although Xiaoyu gave me chewing gum as agreed … but that's not what my aunt wanted!

Love! Honey. Thick! Aunt's wildness has awakened! All because of you!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

(Reversal II: Ending)

Don't ... forget ...

It shouldn't be like this. It wasn't like this before!

Everyone loves his aunt like a queen.

A disobedient man stamped his foot and said

Even dangerous fires are fun.

Thanks to this, the big props in three warehouses were burned.

Found out, got beat up ...

(Karl Taccard Taccard Taccard Tower ...)

(Reverse 3: Ending)

What will happen to this pile of walnuts bought back as local products?

Even if you give it to Xiaoyu, you will only say, "This kind of thing is very troublesome for me."

Sad words.

I don't know where there is a gentleman who likes to give his aunt beans.

(Karl Taccard Taccard Taccard Tower ...)