Classic humorous copy of friends circle

1. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

2. If today's girl walks in the ancient streets and is dragged back by the emperor to take care of her bed and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

Losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

4. "Do you have a separate group?" "Nonsense!" "Who is it!" "My equipment"

People who once didn't want to be slaves are now slaves of RMB.

My future husband must be a road idiot, otherwise why haven't you found me?

7. A junior high school classmate's English was poor, and the teacher beat him up in an English exam. The reason is this. The composition requirement is to tell Xiao Ming that he was hit by a car and sent to the hospital. His main text reads: xiaomingwalklushangbeicarzhuang,120 wuwawuwacome. The English teacher patted him on the head when he picked up the book. I call you whoa whoa whoa!

8. Life is a limited edition every day. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself.

9. "Do you think it's okay to have an abortion three times a month?" "Your girlfriend? ! ""no. This is my bike. "

10. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

1 1. I asked Xueba how to take the math test 140, and he said, just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions.

12. When I was in high school, I took an English exam. After the teacher pressed the listening tape, a boy sitting in front of me wrote a book to fill in the answers. Looking at his confident back, we all sighed. English listening came to an abrupt end and he put down his pen smartly. At this time, a message came from the tape recorder: "The listening audition time is over, and now the official exam begins."

13. Mathematics is so boring. To prove a triangle, you have to make an X when you buy food.

14. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, his grades also dropped.

15. I saw a couple quarreling the other day. The boy didn't speak and looked at the girl and smiled. Then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms, hugged him and said, "I can't even fight." What should I do in the future? " So I get it. One day I quarreled with my girlfriend. I looked at her quietly and smiled. Suddenly she slapped me in the face: "How dare you smile! ! "

16. I suspect that the hole in my house was lost more than ten years ago, otherwise it hasn't appeared in front of me yet.

17. As the ugliest rich woman in the world, my secret to getting rich is to hold a man in the street and say, either you marry me or you give me 50 yuan.

18. Today, the police came to see me again and said they would arrest me if they were more handsome.