I saw such a joke on the internet. I wonder what his answer is. Who can take a look at it for me?

Two rabbits, look,

Three rabbits buy medicine,

Four rabbits are boiling,

Five rabbits died,

Six rabbits lifted up,

Seven rabbits dig holes,

Buried eight rabbits,

Nine rabbits sat on the ground and cried.

Ten rabbits asked him why he was crying.

Nine rabbits said:

Five rabbits will never come back!

But this nursery rhyme is not about impermanence of life. I saw a bloody argument from this old nursery rhyme. This is a murder plot.

1. First of all, comparing people to animals is a common technique used by literati. And people, there are classes. The so-called big rabbit is of course the person with the highest status and class (that is, the ruling class). Big rabbit is sick. To cure its disease, we must do whatever it takes, even if we sacrifice a rabbit as a drug guide.

2. The big rabbit was ill, but five rabbits died suddenly, obviously induced by drugs.

3. "Buy medicine" is actually slang, because in fact only some simple medicinal materials are needed, mainly to introduce medicine, so this "buy medicine" refers to killing rabbits used as drug introduction, and the three rabbits are killers.

4. Why do five rabbits do drug introduction? Because the doctor decides which rabbit is suitable for introducing drugs, the second rabbit is the doctor.

It can be concluded that two rabbits killed five rabbits with a knife. What is the explanation between them? Maybe it's killing, because of a female rabbit.

6. Who is the mother rabbit? Think about it, women love to cry, so Jiutu is a mother rabbit. Jiutu knows the truth, so she cries because she loves Wutu.

7. "Six rabbits" is obviously a sick sentence. How can a rabbit lift it? He was obviously carried, because he died, so he was carried. The two rabbits who carried him dug a hole and buried the body. Yes, seven or eight rabbits carried him!

8. Were six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? No, he was killed by three rabbit killers. The third rabbit doesn't want to kill him. The fifth rabbit and the sixth rabbit have a very good relationship. They happened to be together, fighting together, so the third rabbit killed them together.

9. The last analysis may be redundant. The thing is, three rabbits and five or six rabbits are fighting, and seven or eight rabbits are attracted. By the time they were killed, the three rabbits had no strength. Besides, July 8 is usually obedient and won't tell them. So the three rabbits spared the seven or eight rabbits and let them carry the six rabbits away and bury them. In July of August1year, my life was saved. Anyway, things happened and could not be redeemed, so I had to do it.

Postscript 1: Looking back at article 5, love to kill is not a random guess. Looking at the overall situation, both rabbits have high status, but even so, there is one thing that he can't get, and that is true love. So, this is probably why he killed those five rabbits. Moreover, the five rabbits were honest and should have been fighting him all the time, so they began to kill them.

Postscript 2: In fact, the five rabbits died miserably, because they were crazy about him, so they didn't want him to become a normal person. Besides, the emperor ate the medicine of the pharmacist and was dissolute. Everyone should know his weakest point. The so-called "what to eat" should actually be the part of the five rabbits used as medicine. ...

(Supplement to the above reasoning:)

Repeatedly refer to the above reasoning, I think there is another problem:

(1) as a complete story, there must be a causal relationship. This story has fruit (that is, love kills people, which will be discussed below), but there is no cause, so it is incomplete. Why is Big Rabbit sick? Did illness for no reason lead to the following bloody case? Obviously not.

Strictly logically, all the characters (rabbits) in this story are related, and each rabbit has a causal relationship (motivation) in order, such as: big rabbit and two rabbits, two rabbits and three rabbits, three rabbits and four rabbits (this has been roughly explained above, so I won't go any further), but think about it, please .10100.000000100103

Conclusion:

According to the above inference, we all ignore the key point of this story, that is 10 rabbit. Why did he appear in this story? Is it just to draw a sentence from nine rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder, and 10 rabbit is the mastermind of this case (not the two rabbits), and all the other rabbits are a pawn in his overall plan. The event process is roughly as follows:

(1) 10 Rabbit likes 9 Rabbit, but 9 Rabbit doesn't like him.

(2) Five rabbits and nine rabbits like each other.

(3) 10 rabbit jealousy

(4) 10 Rabbit is the closest person to Big Rabbit, and he knows the relationship between other rabbits like the back of his hand (that is, he knows what will happen if Big Rabbit gets sick) (for example, 10 Rabbit is like worship, and Big Rabbit is Kangxi).

(5) Rabbit is also a powerful person in the DPRK, and 10 Rabbit can't dispose of him casually (just like Shang Prime Minister in the list of gods).

(6) So 10 Rabbit made Big Rabbit sick (probably a chronic poison), and then everything mentioned above happened. .....

So the main thread that runs through the whole story is 10 rabbit, which is the end of this story and the main reason of this story, so the logic is seamless. The name of the story is one of the 36 strategies: killing people with a knife!

Thought of here, looking at today's weak sunshine, listening to the children downstairs still singing this dry nursery rhyme, unconscious goose bumps fell all over the floor. . . .

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