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1. Compare your grades as a child. Compare wages when you grow up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

2. What makes you have no passion for a long time? It's all excuses. If there is no passion, why are quarrels so exciting?

My husband turned off the light at night, and I wanted to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, honey, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: come on, don't pretend. Last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, just like taking a leader to the countryside!

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

5. Eating together is called spelling rice, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

6. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the internet speed is very fast, and everyone has wifi, three times an hour on average.

7. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

8. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

9. Please cherish the people who are kind to you, or you will miss this one, and you don't know when you will meet another blind person.

10. The water meter at home is broken. I called the water company many times without success. One day, I called again on a whim: my water meter is upside down. About half an hour, the water company will arrive.

1 1. Sleep if you are unhappy. I don't think there is anything that can't be solved by sleep. If so, sleep again.

12. I feel that this society is getting better and better, and everyone is very sensible. Boys are very sensible and want to take care of more girls as soon as they have money. Girls are also very sensible, knowing that boys have no money and will not be with this boy, fearing that he will work hard.

13. A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

14. Born with food, born with fat, born with bangs, born with me.

15. My mother: My colleague Lao Zhang's children are good. Go and see them tomorrow. Me: OK. My mother hesitated: no, you'd better not go. Me: Why? My mother: I have a good relationship with Lao Zhang. We can't hurt others.

16. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

17. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

18. The most beautiful thing in this world is to eat meat, not to betray or cheat, to eat a catty and grow a catty, and to treat each other sincerely forever.

19. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

20. I dreamed that my object was dead and cried badly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.

2 1. Sometimes punctuation is really important. A girl just took a selfie. I commented that I compared my grades as a child with my salary when I grew up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Give me a break. I just want to be a garbage that won't compete with the rest of the world, but it wasn't until I really made garbage that I found that even garbage should be classified.

22. I am a mature person, and things like being angry and not eating are only done when I am full.

I could have lived a happy life, but I was heartbroken by lack of money!

24. Only those lazy people will complain about the pain of not getting up every morning, and those who are really motivated will call for leave immediately.

25. I finally understand the gap between me and Xueba: she was in a bad mood and suddenly began to do her homework after lying on her desk for two minutes. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes on my desk.

26. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

27. My colleague bought a pair of trousers for seven wolves at 59 yuan, and found it was a thousand wolves after receiving the goods. Others comforted him that it was worth it, more than 900. It looks good, then I want to follow an exclamation point, and then I accidentally clicked a question mark and sent it out. Now I have been blacked out by her and dragged into more than a dozen discussion groups.

28. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

29. The woman went to the temple to ask for a visa and asked the master, "How much is the cancellation of the contract by the master?" Master: "We monks don't talk about money, only about fate." Woman: "What fate?" Master: "100 yuan!" . ;