Funny copywriting with high popularity in the circle of friends.

1. Modern inspirational two-part allegorical saying: Eat hard and sleep soundly.

2.p selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will think you are not only ugly, but also hypocritical when they see real people.

3. Go to the movies. While waiting for the show, I heard a girl complain that Liu Hai was ugly, ugly and angry ... My boyfriend finally couldn't help but say, "It's over!" " ? "After a second, he went on to say," Can't you lower your face a little and give others a way out? "

Experts point out that as long as women spend money frequently, their troubles will be reduced.

80%, emotional intelligence and IQ will improve. I think this expert is very reliable. But where did the money come from? The expert didn't say.

5. Just going on a blind date, the woman asked me, "Your family must be rich, right?" I asked why, and she said, "I don't believe that people who are ugly and have no money dare to go out on blind dates."

After running for more than a year, I finally took the position of manager yesterday. I remember what the manager said to me: "Take my broken chair and sit on it. I changed the sofa. "

Seven.

Birthdays after the age of 25 are not happy. reach

The 35-year-old who can't cry on his birthday is the strong one in life.

8. Once you have a money-saving brain, you have no energy to cultivate the courage to make money, so you will be poor and stable.

9. I once borrowed a relative's horn. I lit a heart-shaped candle downstairs in the girls' dormitory to express my confession. I pressed the switch and was about to make a phone call. A voice came from the loudspeaker: "Recycle refrigerators, color TVs, washing machines, gas tanks ..."

10. The quality of friends circle is particularly high at night. Only I am different-I'm hungry again.

On the wedding day, I cried with joy: "Aunt, don't worry, I will take good care of your daughter in the future." "Also called aunt?" I quickly changed my mouth: "Wife, I will take good care of you and our daughter in the future!" " "

12. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

13. This classmate said that he took a taxi online and chatted with the driver: "Master, are you from Hunan?" The driver said, "I came to Kunming.

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It's been more than ten years, and the school still knows me.

Four volts of silver, how fat?

Four? "

I dreamed that I went to the North Pole. Then a large group of penguins came up to me and said, "Sister, do you want to change Q coins?"

What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.

16. Why do people always like nostalgia so much and miss childhood so much? Mainly because when I was a child, I was not so obviously poor and ugly compared with my friends around me.

Seventeen. I can't afford to live if I sell myself. I'm so tired. Complete the formalities. Can't cook, can eat, can take care of themselves. If you have money, you lose your family; If you have no money, you will be at home. Take it out and take it home. Welcome interested parties to consult, SF Express, go upstairs by yourself, absolutely limited!

18. Although I am ugly, I can be ugly and beautiful when I buy beautiful clothes.