All quoted from The Complete Works of Silver Soul

0. Guys with natural curly hair are all good people.

1. A clerk who can't even use the cash register is as useless as a mother who can't cook fried rice.

2. Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but they will remember tomorrow even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday, and they can't escape if they want to forget, especially those things that they really want to forget.

3. It's not an intrusion, it's an intrusion. The so-called rush in is to enter through the main entrance.

People will return to their ancestors when they are in love.

5. New Eight:-[All the money is used up, there is no fixed point, and the passbook with zero balance has been closed! I didn't even catch a cat yesterday, so I did it for nothing! ]

Silver:-[Don't panic, just like the one-track-minded boy written in Jump. No money is like chronic rhinitis. We don't owe money or make money. Let's live without money. ]

6.the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

7. I don't care if you are shogunate officials or anything. You want us to go. At least get a bulldozer.

8. I can only find this kind, although it is not enough for one million. Let's fool the rest with love.

I'm sorry, I'm not a great man who can easily bet other people's lives, so let's bet my life on another condition.

10. Naive, sweeter than Tianjin sugar fried chestnuts.

1 1. Gui:-[Is this the end? It is better to be a real warrior and cut his stomach clean than to be captured by the enemy. ]

Silver:-[Don't be silly, stand up. If you have time to think of a beautiful way to die, you might as well live to the end. ]

12. Silver:-[You are still talking nonsense. Are you an old lady? ]

Are you an idiot? Women are always talking. It is precisely because there is no tolerance for these things that girls are not welcome. ]

Silver:-[Idiot, if I am not born to roll, it must be very popular. Probably. ]

G:- 【 Blame everything on nature to protect yourself. What a sad person. ]

Silver:-[Not sad at all. Only when people regard inferiority as elasticity can they jump higher. ]

13. Live in the way you think is beautiful.

14. Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess? Just waiting, love or octopus will not be delivered to your door.

15. Don't worry, the pursuit process is more interesting than the end. A girl grew up in repeated love.

16. Shen Le:-[In this case, the woman who loves you will leave sadly sooner or later. ]

Silver:-[Don't worry, as long as you say a few sweet words, women and octopus will come running happily and wag their tails. ]

God is happy:-[Women have no tails. ]

Silver:-[No octopus. ]

17. Use my bushido to solve it. Think about which is more important than a country. I don't care about this kind of thing. Don't give me that. Whether the shogunate is destroyed or not, I just want to stand up straight and live before my body is destroyed.

18.silver:-[ wig, I thought I told you to cut your hair or take it off. ]

G:- [Teacher, you can't take this off. ]

Silver:-[Then take it off. ]

G:- [Teacher, I want to sue you. ]

19. Listen to me, idiot. The word "sugar" is about people helping each other and taking crosses to the Tang Dynasty. That was a long time ago.

20. A samurai needs no reason to act. Since there is something to protect there, draw your sword.

2 1. Gaoshan, you can't underestimate me like this. I have a beast, too. It's a white man. Its name is Dingchun.

22. One organ is more important than my heart. Although I can't see it, it's really in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight, even if I stumble. If I don't go, it will break in the middle, and my soul will break in the middle. I value it more than cardiac arrest.

23. Hello, do you want to go to the toilet hand in hand? The toilet is not enough.

24. It may not be luggage, but everyone has something precious in his arms. But you never notice when you have it. I noticed that it was heavy, but that was when everything slipped out of my hand. I don't know how many times I thought about it, but I don't want that kind of thing anymore. However, I don't know when it will start again. Maybe it will be easier to simply abandon all this, but I still don't want to do that anyway. Because without those guys, the journey would be so boring.

25. Anyway, you are finished. Listen, I don't care where you are in the universe. But my sword, where this guy can get it, is my country. Kill the guy who broke into my house and attacked my things, whether he was a general or a cosmic pirate or a meteorite.

26. It's sadder than the scraps of vegetables on the lid of the cup.

27. What should I do if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and go to the toilet at night? But it's too cold outside the quilt, and I don't want to climb out. However, the feeling of urine is getting stronger and stronger, the sphincter is out of control, and I insist on going to the toilet. Flushing the toilet, taking off, getting into the water, this pleasure, I have lived until now. That's what I thought at that moment. But then I realized that I was not in the toilet, but under the quilt. The warm touch in the quilt can't stop, I can't stop. There is nothing but this problem. This is the real strawberry milk.

28. There is nothing wrong with sticking to positive beliefs, but if you can't act because of it, you might as well try to be tactful. It doesn't matter if you are gentle and smooth. At this rate, you will definitely find the true meaning of life that you can never give up, won't you?

29. You're here to see the panda, President. Don't be cheated. Although some people say that they only eat inferior bamboo, who knows what they actually eat? Maybe rinse hot pot.

The best way to make a bully honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A guy who hasn't been beaten doesn't know what pain is.

3 1. The universe is invincible ... The stars are changing, and men's stupidity is always like a stubborn stone in the toilet. What a passionate dream! This is all over the top.

32. A person's life is to break the old self and create a new one.

33. The road of life is also a little more interesting.

34. Tatsu Yamashiro should not be bound by the scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for samurai in this era, but no matter how the times change, people have unforgettable things. Even if the order to scrap the sword comes one day, this upright sword bound by your soul must never be discarded.

80% of life is full of troubles, and you will encounter more troubles in the future.

Friendship, effort, victory? You think you can get these by watching Jump? It's really sad All you have to do is pin everything you don't have on jumping. You just comfort yourself by jumping. This doesn't mean jump!

37. I thought human beings should be better.

38. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures. Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart is engraved on the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. This is what I believe.

39. Life is like soap bubbles. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, but when it is noticed, it suddenly disappears. Just before it broke, I wanted to fly higher. But when I wake up, it's always too late.

40. A man should know how to be self-reliant after he grows hair under himself.

4 1. People and dogs. If you don't meet for two or three days, you will be too old to know each other.

42. Talk about what is right and what is wrong. This definition is by no means simple in this chaotic world. To adapt to the rules made by others? If you really want to do that, you will become a doll who can't decide for yourself. In the final analysis, it is up to you to decide and live by your own rules.

43. Love dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth.

44. You see, how powerful those superfluous things are, and how sharp the knife your sister worked so hard to build, you can firmly imprint it on the retina.

About your life, you and I are not readers, but authors. At least the ending can be decided by yourself.

46. This is not a mistake. That's proof of your normal operation. So there's no need to run away or panic. Pregnant women pull out watermelons from their nostrils to have children, and artists squeeze out the pain of the universe from their anus to create works. Everyone will give up after hitting a wall and want to escape. The so-called painful time is when the machinery in your body creates something to break through the obstacles. We must never forget that there is something important in this pain. Never forget. Everyone is burdened with this kind of pain and stumbles all the way. Sometimes oil will flow out, so let it flow happily. If it doesn't stop like that, I'll wipe it off for you.

47. After climbing the mountain, no one knows where to get down. But ah ... if you don't go down, you won't know your next mountain. If you want to do nothing, it doesn't matter after that.

48. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Your old life looked rather shabby. Yeah, but I'm about the same. People can't always live aboveboard. They want to hold their heads high, but they don't know when they will be stuck in the mud all their lives. However, even so, if we can persist, one day, the mud will dry up.

49.hello, can you hear me? You're a coward, and you're trying to pass the trouble on to others, asshole. Are you the one who needs to entrust others? Are you the one who exhausted the selection team to others? If you die, you should stand by my most important thing and fight to the death with your sword. This is your style, isn't it!

50. Hands and feet, it doesn't matter if I give you one or two. Even if the body is separated, your rotten rope, if you can cut off those damn doomed love, cut it off for Lao Tzu!

5 1. I, fighting to protect this cheap country, never happened. Whether the country dies or the samurai dies. I had nothing to do with that. I started from the past, no matter now or before, I only protected one thing ... never changed!

As a man, it doesn't matter how many people you kill, but, ah, only the innocence of a girl can never be betrayed.

53. This suction is really not covered. I wish I had one at home.

54. If I can't protect it, who can?

55. Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live straight even if your waist is broken. It's really hard to keep the soul beautiful.

56. Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds of thousands of years? A thousand words. Why can't you just forget what that man said? It's because it's not just a look, but a sincere compliment to your heart, not because you love that man's soul deeply. Even if it is full of wrinkles, even if it is hunched, it is not good. Whether you are full of dentures or covered with brown spots, even if you have Alzheimer's disease, you should live well and face it with a wrinkled face and a dead old woman.

57. Just to get back the sunshine. The sun forgotten by everyone in this cage. No matter where, no matter what the environment, there will be the sun. Not sun gear, nor the boss here. Your sun is sometimes hidden from view by clouds, but if you look up at the sky, one day the clouds will disperse and the sun will shine again.

Therefore, in order not to miss that moment, we must not give up looking up at the sky. Be sure to stand tall, look at the sun and live strong. You tell those sad guys to take a good look at the sky. The rotten sky. We will resurrect it with a dazzling red sun.

58. It won't let you out. No matter who it is, even the faintest candle can light up the darkness. Even if it is put out, as long as one is still burning, it will ignite other fires again. My flame will not go out, even if you want to blow it out many times, it's no use. I have a specially preserved fire that will never go out, the fire of the sun.

59. Yes, it is the same as our street. Vulgarity and violence, tenderness and indifference, laughter and tears. And the sun is just an ordinary street.

60. Xiaoyu, perhaps household appliances must show their functions, but just standing there and smiling there is sometimes enough.

6 1. No one can replace others. You are irreplaceable in this world. I was born and looks like me. What does it matter? I have been thinking about Xiaoyu here, and it is not me but you who have been protecting Xiaoyu. For Xiaoyu, you are neither a replica nor a substitute, but an irreplaceable important partner who has always supported you. If Xiaoyu is really important to you, don't say anything about suicide. Stop saying that you are a substitute. I'm not in the mood to argue with you at the moment. Let's have a good drink when we survive, brother.

62. Stop talking about running away. Don't take it all by yourself. It's weird. Begging for help with tears, relying on me with tears. Cry if you want. Smile happily, right? When you cry until everyone is ugly, I will cry uglier than you. When you laugh, I will laugh louder than you. As long as this is good. It is better to live according to your own ideas, even if it is a little dirty, than to give up yourself and die nobly.

63. Don't you get it? What you throw away also contains important things. Abandoned your partner? You are wrong. In fact, you are afraid of losing your partner. Alone until now? You are wrong. If you were alone at first, there would be no loneliness. Abandoned yourself? You are wrong. You fled the pain you suffered and the pain you suffered. You are nothing but a coward. This guy is much better than you are now. If only the coward's opponent was a coward. I hope I can be your opponent.

64. It won't change. That's your choice. Only suitable for your lifestyle. There is no need to feel sorry or shy. Not others, but the path you choose. Stand up and keep walking. Your face is not ugly at all. This is a beautiful face with a perfect soul.

65. What does it matter? It's the weather anyway. It makes no difference whether you get wet with blood or rain. Whether it's spring rain, autumn rain or blood rain, I'm still moving forward after getting wet. But ... I don't want to get wet by women's tears.

Quotations of general enlightenment

8 episodes

Fourteen: (catching a seemingly overtaking, drawing his sword) Hey! Asshole, who is allowed to overtake? Hey, stop running-

Manager: (Stop) Mr. Earthwork, you are always angry. It won't do. Leave such a small matter to me ... (the gun rang and a large area was gone. Earthwork is surprised) ... Ah ~ Mr. Earthwork really went too far.

Fourteen: (slashing with a knife) It's you! ! Fully enlightened! ! Don't pass the buck at will!

10 episode

Manager Xiao: I said earthwork, why are you looking for animals?

Fourteen: I am not sure. I just heard that it seems to be based on the face of an important person.

Manager Xiao: Since people who have never even met seem to be acting, let's just grab one and go to work.

Fourteen: I said, what do you mean by catching any one? Always be aware of what you are doing! !

A small one always wears a dog chain around his neck. )

Manager: Send you to the important person who doesn't know where you come from.

Fourteen: Bastard, are you kidding! ! Try again! ! !

(Fourteen are on the rampage)

Manager Xiao: Remember to say "Wang" at the end of the sentence.

Fourteen: How is it possible! ! !

14 episode

1, earthwork (roar): Boy, are you lazy here? ! Get up! !

Okita: What's the matter, Mom? Today is Sunday!

Earthwork: I am not your mother! ! Today is not Sunday, but Tuesday! ! Don't underestimate the work! !

Okita (serious): When have I ever neglected my work? I only despise you!

16 episode

Hasegawa: Where are the guests going?

Okita: Isn't there an arrogant guy smoking over there? Hit him, don't kill him.

20 episodes

Captain Xiao (outside): Go to hell, go to hell, Earthwork. Please go to hell, Earthwork.

Fourteen (panic): Really? ...

(Opening the door, I saw Xiao Zong's swearing costume, and Xiao Zong looked around casually. )

Fourteen: Boy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

Manager Xiao: Jogging. ...

26 episodes

Go to hell, deputy director.

Fourteen: Which bastard next door told Mary that the vice captain would go to hell and cut my belly.

28 episodes

In the morning, Okita, Kondo and Earthwork are watching divination programs.

Moderator: Today is the most unlucky day for Virgo friends, especially those who have a beard on their chin in front of the TV and are brushing their teeth. Kondo is a Virgo with a beard and is brushing his teeth.

Kondo: Hey! ! (surprised)

Compere: Cover your whole body with something red!

Kondo: What kind of luck is this? ! What can a cover-up change?

Compere: That's it. Have a nice day!

Kondo: Good luck! ! This program is really annoying and stupid! This divination must be very strange! I'd like to see all Virgos are dead, and there must be only the world of radical uncles left! Yeah, always aware? (Turn to view total implementation)

Okita (holding a red cloth): Boss Kondo, this is the red crotch cloth I used when I was a child. Don't worry, I already washed it. (slowly leaving)

Kondo: (sweating) What do you mean, don't worry? I didn't expect this boy to be in such a hurry. Right, fourteen? (turning his head)

Fourteen (holding a red cloth): This is the red scarf I used to use ... (handing it to Kondo and leaving)

Kondo: (black line) I said, come on ... what happened? Or is something going to happen? (At this time, Uncle Songping rushed in.

32 episodes

Earthwork was hit by broken bricks ... Bleeding ... ...

Manager Xiao: It's dangerous here. Please hide, or you will be like this person. Even if you put on a poker face and pretend to be cool, it still hurts. Awkward.

Earthwork: This place has developed beyond control.

Director Xiao: Your blood flow is out of control.

Earthwork: In this case, Yamazaki's child may have died.

Manager Xiao: You don't have much time.

……

Captain Xiao: Earthwork, I left my flute at home. I'll go and get it.

Earthwork: Well, don't come back. (Playing handsome) Bastard, what a shame. All right, I'll go alone. You wait here.

(The other side moves out of the cannon)

Earthwork; I left my protractor at home. I'll go and get it. ..

Filial piety; Earthwork, don't worry. I have a protractor.

Earthwork: ...

……

Earthwork: Prepare the cannon.

(General Manager Xiao points the big gun at the head of the earth)

Earthwork: Not this way-|||

Captain Xiao (surprised): Huh? !

Earthwork: What surprised you? ! !

(At the moment of meeting Kondo, the other party threatened them with Kondo, Ayan and Yamazaki)

The other party: You launch, but they will be cannon fodder together.

"Bang-"

Earthwork: total enlightenment! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sir: Boss Kondo once said, "If I am caught by the enemy, I will not hesitate to shoot." I seem to remember wrong.

Earthwork: You don't remember why you shot? !

Children will be jealous of kelp at home.

35 episodes

Bang-(the little general shoots) ...

Fourteen; How do ordinary people shoot at this time? ...........

General manager: I really can't stand such a thing ... (putting his hand on Fourteen's shoulder) Mr. Earthworks ... why do humans always do this ... (putting a gun on Fourteen's shoulder)

Fourteen: (raising his gun) ... huh? ! ...........

Director: How do ordinary people shoot at this time? ...

Fourteen: Hello! Don't tamper with the plot! It's like I shot you!

Chief: Hey ~ ~ Somebody help ~ ~ Mr. Earthwork is ... Mr. Earthwork is crazy ~ ~ I can't stop him. .......

Fourteen: Ah no! Don't!

Manager: Ah ~ ~ ~ What should I do ~ ~ ~

Fourteen: Enough is enough! (Angry! ! ! )

Chief Xiao: (innocent expression) I'm going to be killed! ! !

40 episodes

Okita: Ah ... er ... Attention aliens, you are completely surrounded. Give up unnecessary resistance and surrender honestly, alien. Your old mother in your hometown must be crying, too. Your mother didn't just give birth to you to make you such an alien.

Yamazaki: ... not this kind of alien, but what kind of alien?

Okita: It's not a good boy who makes mom cry, whether it's aliens or humans, is it, aunt? Say something, too (Put down the megaphone and watch the car)

Yamazaki: Hey? ! Is it coming? Has its mother come (looking back)

(coming out of the car in a special-shaped dress, crying) Kondo: Mom doesn't care. Mom thinks she hasn't given birth to your son since three years ago. ...

45 episodes

Zongwu: Stop that monster over there. How many kilometers do you want to walk? Stop it.

Shenle: Are you stupid? Do I look like I'm walking? If I can stop, I will stop. Fool, you are absolutely stupid.

Zongwu: So I can arrest you for obstructing official duties. You broke the police's heart.

Shenle: You are a complete fool. You are a complete fool.

Full enlightenment: there is nothing we can do. We will have to force it to stop (taking out the cannon).

Shenle: Stop it.

Full enlightenment: bye (start)

(As a result, Ding Chun crashed Zongwu's police car. )

Shenle: Hahahaha, it's time for me to say goodbye.

Master Wu: Ah, you scared me to death (Master Xiao caught Ding Chun).

Shenle: What's the matter? Let me say that you are a super big S! !

Total enlightenment: you are S.

(At the end of the street)

Earthwork: I have always realized that this is very dangerous!

Total enlightenment: earthwork?

Earthwork: Fire (select a group of individuals armed with cannons to fire at Xiaozong)! !

Fully enlightened: Turk, you bastard!

56 episodes

Tong: speak in children's language ~ race like a turtle

Earthwork: What? !

Okita: Please endure one kilogram of soy sauce today and go to hell.

(beside the car)

Okita: Those fools are everywhere. Go to hell.

Earthwork: You are playing with us. You will be angered. Go to hell, Okita.

Okita: Then you will go to America like a sweet love song tomorrow. Go to hell.

Earthwork: The image is even worse. Let you roll down the stairs and die, Okita.

Okita: I don't have my saber. What if reactionaries appear? Bathe in boiling water and burn to death.

Earthwork: I don't want to care about anything anymore. Ho ho, kill Okita.

Okita: Go to hell, Earthwork.

Earthwork: Go to hell, Okita.

Okita: Go to hell, Okita. Ah, no, it's earthwork.

Okita looked at the sign with a telescope and said, we want to see evidence that you are our loyal dogs. Turn around and call three times.

(After the earthwork is turned over)

Okita (pretending to be innocent): Mr. Earthwork, I read it wrong. It says we're hungry. Let's prepare curry.

Earthwork (angry): Can this be wrong? ! You did it on purpose!

76 episodes

All his 10 swordsmen were lost. If he hadn't used the back of his knife, you might all be dead. You even said you didn't lose. I admire your shame so much.

77 episodes

Don't worry, boss Kondo. I just face myself. The yagyu family owes me an account. I came to return it. By the way, today is a holiday, so you don't have to worry.

Manager Xiao: Boss Kondo, I just face myself. If this goes on, I'm really going to call the gorilla elder sister. By the way, although I was busy at work today, I skipped work.

Yes, Shenle: There are eggs running from my thighs ... Is it ovulation day today?

85 episodes

Fourteen (vomiting blood): You, you are? ...

(When the mask falls, I find it's Manager Xiao.)

Chief Xiao: There are 40 16 bodies in the earthwork.

(knife cross)

Chief Xiao: There are 40 17 pig heads on the ground ... 40 18 idiot bodies on the ground ... 40 19 idiot bodies on the ground ... 4020 bastard bodies on the earth.

(cut back to reality)

Chief Xiao (wearing a blindfold): Damn corpse of the earth. ...

Fourteen (raising a knife): Count the sheep for me! ! ! !

Chief Xiao: Alas? Is it morning already? Cann't sleep at all, damn it

Fourteen: It's strange to fall asleep counting such strange things.

Manager Xiao: Sorry, please wake me up. The number is 402 1.

Fourteen (angry): 402 1 Who is it? ! ! (Tone softened) Wash your face and change clothes quickly. We have guests.

103 episode

1, (face the enemy, seriously ...) As the leader of the selection team, I will give you the last lesson.

When rushing to the overwhelming enemy, in order to fill the strength gap, it is most important to overwhelm the number.

With good breathing, body and mind are integrated, the most concentrated moment, the high-altitude attack comes up, (the enemy all drops) and then ... (the two knives cross, the enemy all dies ... evil smile ...) all die (don't forget to lick the blood spilled on your face with the tip of your tongue at last).

I told you to take your hands off that man. Ah, ah, ah!

Ito: Okita Jun ... You are indeed a Turk. A spy approached me only to investigate my actions. Is it just betraying the Turkish side to deceive me?

Okita: This is not a performance. I only have a long throne in my eyes, so everyone who stands in my way will fly away! After the earthwork disappears, it's your turn next. Teacher Ito ... I don't want to be your person, nor do I want to be an earthwork person. My general is only one person. Get out of there! Next to Kondo is my position!

104 episode

1, Chief Xiao: Boss Kondo, come here quickly. I'm a little overworked, but I have to pay overtime this time.

Kondo: Fully enlightened!

Earthwork: My share should also be settled with the party who pays the salary.

Manager Xiao: Forget your share. By the way, the job of solving those people is up to you. I'm a little tired. The vice minister of earthwork will let you go for a while, and I will kill you before long. Next time I see your weakness, welcome me to sit on your vice throne.

2. Okita: Mr. Kondo, if the general is defeated, the war will be lost. Please step down now.

Kondo: Don't be ridiculous, always realize! Open the door!

Ikeda: Mr. Kondo, I have said it many times. Your greatest weakness is that you are too good. Everyone trusted me, and even that Ito sheltered me in the end. I knew this would happen one day. But it is because of you that we are gathered together. Because of you, we fought together. That's why you deserve our desperate protection.

149 episode

Fourteen: I will never betray you, forever!

Zongwu: I will never betray you, Turk!

Fourteen: Fully enlightened! Cheer up! !

General Manager: Earthwork, I'm sorry. It seems that I have reached my limit.

Fourteen: Cheer up! I'll give you a popsicle now. Come on, cheer up. The popsicle melted a little, so ... what's the matter, Zongwu? What are you doing? Drink quickly.

Chief Xiao: Earthwork, I don't want to drink. You want a big drink.

Fourteen: You ......

Chief Xiao: Earthwork, you still end up like this. Even if you pretend to fight with me, fight with me and kill each other, you will still be ruthless in the end. As long as the other person is dying, I will not hesitate to give him the long head of the popsicle. If it were me, don't say short, it's all eaten. If you are not so cruel, you can't beat me, Turk. Earthwork, I don't like you from the beginning, a guy who does things I can't understand and won't do what I want. I've been mean to you and holding you back, but now that I think about it, I don't think I hate you. Maybe I just ... envy you. Do what I can't do lightly, and there are things I don't have, Earthwork. I'm really sorry for giving you trouble before.

Fourteen: What are you talking about, fully enlightened? How could you say such a thing to me? Nothing like you. You're not like this at all.

Manager Xiao: I think so, too, but if I don't say it now, I don't think I will have a chance in my life.

Fourteen: Idiot, don't say anything frustrating! But after a few hungry meals, say something worthless! Cheer up, how can you die in a place like this! If you are hungry, no matter how many popsicles you have, I will eat mine here.

Chief Xiao: Earthwork, don't you understand? I ... at least in the end, I don't want to get in your way.