12345678 which number is the funniest?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

0 sees 8 and says, small sample, be fat and fasten your belt.

7 said to 2: kneel down, and I won't marry you for another 500 years.

6 to 9: Cool is cool, you play handstand.

8 saw 3 running over and crying, big brother, who cut it?