Classic lines of Stephen Chow's films

Classic lines from Stephen Chow's movies.

Lead: Stephen Chow,1born in Hongkong on June 22nd, 962, is an actor, director, screenwriter, producer, businessman, born in Ningbo, Zhejiang, China, and graduated from the training class of wireless TV artists. Chinese film king of comedy. The following are the classic lines I extracted from Stephen Chow's films for your reference.

1, get up in the morning and look in the mirror and shout "pig!" -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

2. Sorry! There are three things I won't do! Why don't you do it? No tea, no water, no laundry, no sweeping, no bed and quilt! Isn't this like us? So what would you do? I can play the harmonica, Yu Di, pick up girls, read small books, read astrology, read people's eyebrows, steal jade and steal incense.

Have you ever felt empty, lonely and cold?

You are all women, so why kill each other. Even chickens are patriotic.

If you want to scare me, you can't fall to the ground. If you are afraid of anything, you are not afraid of ghosts!

6, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

7. If a person has no ideal, it is no different from salted fish!

8. When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

9. This guy talks about his mother-in-law all the time, just like there is a fly, hum … sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies around you, hum … fly to your ear, help!

10 Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife skills, and that cup of DryMartine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

1 1, clever! How does laxative money taste? It will work in five seconds! -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

12, I should have hit you, not hurt you!

13, hey hey, you give me some time, I'll get used to it!

14, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

15. When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, shout "Xiao Qiang!

16, I want you to meet Pizzad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hair style, little money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but all good looks. Ha ha laugh

17, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

18, people and goblins are born of mothers, the difference is that people are fucking and demons are fucking. -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

19, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, or even the dog will faint.

20. Actually, I am the head of China Guquan. You can call me "devil muscle man". Running a grocery store is my interest, and teaching boxing is my legitimate career. At the same time, I am indifferent to fame and fortune, and I hate others to get fame and fortune! Bruce Lee and I are not brothers at all. Will I tell people everywhere? Jackie Chan and others come to drink tea with me all day. I seldom entertain them! Should I tell you this, too? What's the big deal? How's it going? What do you want to learn? -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

2 1, who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

More than 22 or 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes she suddenly stops urinating, and then I think of her, and when I feel sweet, I forget to take that half-bubble urine with me.

23. I have put Mrs. Wang's family encyclopedia into your computer chip, but it has become a lot of fun things! It's like there's a fashionable toilet inside.

24. Well, I'll tell you, I saw UFOs when I was a child, which is what the world calls UFOs. Do you know anything about UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, and talked with Bigfoot Eight in the Himalayas, guessing boxing. Plus, since I was a child, I played roller coasters every morning and pirate boats in the afternoon, because I played pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters in the afternoon and pirate boats in the evening. Let me tell you something.

25. At the same time, I also want to say, "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

26, ok! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he deserves to be a swinger. I love you! ! !

27. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

28. I'm not afraid to tell you, I've seen UFOs since BB, that is, UFOs and UFOs. You got it? 18 years old saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, chatted with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed spring. Plus, I grew up riding a roller coaster every morning, playing pirate boats at night, playing pirate boats in the morning, riding a roller coaster at night and playing pirate boats many times at dusk. Let me tell you something.

29. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say "I love you" to this girl. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

3 1, relax, I repair cars myself. What about this wrench? I use it to twist it. Is it reasonable? As I said just now, as an auto mechanic, it is natural to have a hammer around.

32. Young man, you are fighting for my job. Where are you? You didn't ask? Please teach first, please teach first, please teach first, please teach first, please teach first, and then please say again. I am going to teach. Do not teach! The master whose ancestral home is Sanshui is now the chief westerner in Washington, holding a white paper fan in his hand. Which unit are you from? I am originally from Suzhou, and now I am a little boy in Bandu, Washington. There are a pair of double red sticks in front of my house! Shit! You are older than me? ! I have a dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old cow at my waist and a dragon on my chest. People stop and kill Buddha, kill Buddha.

As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me! -Stephen Chow

Yesterday, I, a Filipino worker, walked through the market and heard a fish seller say that there was a gambler named you. Ha ha laugh ... I was shocked on the spot, and then I laughed. Someone in this world actually calls himself a gambler, which obviously takes me as an idiot! I am a gambler. You should wear contact lenses for gambling cards. I'm telling you, I can see right through the deck. It's called psychic ability. There is a scholar here. As long as I rub it gently, it will immediately become a wrinkled A scholar, because I haven't spent much effort. I can become a mahjong after making great achievements. I'm making up your story. I also called you a tiger. what are you reading? Not convinced? Find a chance to study it. Of course, if you pay me more than one million yuan, I won't talk about it. what are you reading? Don't you think you need money? Write down my contact number is Hong Kong. I repeat, Hong Kong. I don't care if you don't call me, because it will be your loss. Don't call after ten o'clock, because I fell asleep!

35. Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

36. When you see someone fighting, say, "Hey hey! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

37. no! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

38. "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

When you see a puppy, you should call it "Wang Cai".

40.nonsense? I'm fine! This is all an illusion! Don't scare me! "

4 1, Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood, the soul of a tea restaurant, and the well-known Prince of Egg Tower.

42. When you are threatened, you say, "Forgive me, hero!" "

43. When do I go up and down every second? I will accompany you to eat chop suey noodles! ? -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

45. At least I am also called "triple Andy Lau".

46. But in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

47, urinating to seven holes bleeding, you are the first person in ancient and modern times-Stephen Chow

48. I am handsome and romantic, which is very suitable for making romantic movies, but I don't understand why the audience will laugh when they see me. I don't understand why they look at me strangely and laugh when they see me.

49. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

50. When expressing love for a girl, say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

5 1, when appreciating others, say "I am Kao! I have taken you! " -Stephen Chow

52. When you were three years old, you peeked at a woman taking a bath. When you were four years old, you forced her to watch you take a bath. When you were five, you were 70 years old. When you were 7 1 year old, you tricked those little girls into seeing goldfish. Actually, you want to be dirty. 72-year-old, you make a big glass with money. If someone patronizes you, you will get two yuan and a steamed stuffed bun! Are you tired of scolding? Don't! Let me think about it. I just scolded you when you were forty, so I began to scold you again that year. Really annoying!

53. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

54, this is thunderbolt invincible fast shadowless pants-take the hand! This is my father's product 25 years ago.

55. I passed by here just now, and a man in rags came over and said that he had no clothes to wear and nothing to eat, and he had a wife and children at home. He took off my clothes and asked me if I mind. I said I mind a little, but you are so pitiful, you can do it yourself. I took off my underwear voluntarily, so I will help others to the end if I want. I called the police for fear that others would think I was an exhibitionist. Let's communicate first!

I think when I see the moon, you call people britney spears. You touch me desperately, and I touch you desperately.

57. Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha

58. Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

59. The iron palm originated from the iron palm gang in Surabaya. It is very powerful. Anyone who is hit and his insides are shattered will die on the way to the hospital. Practice takes three days and costs 600 yuan! The iron cloth shirt originated from Shaolin, which is in the sea, kilometers north of Fujian Province and south of Shanwei. After practice, the whole body is as hard as iron, and fire and water do not invade. Five days of practice costs 800 yuan! The guillotine, which originated in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, is a unique hidden weapons of the ouchi assassination group. Taking a person's head thousands of miles away is a piece of cake. Because of its strong lethality, he used this yo-yo instead. I practiced for seven days and spent 1000 yuan! The electro-optical dragon drill, which originated in Wang Xiaohu, Longhumen, was originally just an illusion, but after my improvement, it has become a kind of leg skill that must be killed, and it must be 1500 yuan! V, the five knights of lightning, once killed countless monsters and tyrannical dinosaurs that invaded the earth, and swept countless teenagers in the 1970 s, but I can tell you that it was false! There is no such martial arts in the world. Just to make a movie. I won't say you don't know. But don't worry, seeking truth from facts is the purpose of my boxing teaching. ...

60, feed feed! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

6 1 But I heard someone say hello on the road, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

62. Now that you have become a 72-year-old Superman, you can maintain world peace. what did you say ? /Excuse me? Can maintain world peace! Of course. What? Can maintain world peace! Oh ... where are you going? Destroy the invaders of the five planets in the galaxy!

63. Kung Fu is definitely suitable for men, women and children. Fighting and killing is just a misunderstanding of him. Kung fu is more of an art and an indomitable spirit. So I've been looking for ways to repackage martial arts, so that Wang Dou can have a deeper understanding of kung fu.

64. Don't look at how others cut your hair. It will be crazy and popular. Be sure to cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want? -Stephen Chow

65. Actually, nonsense is not nonsense. -Stephen Chow's famous sentence

66. What about his martial arts? He called it nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang, no matter people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas, all flies were caught in Huasong!

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