Fortune Telling Collection - Free divination - In the movie, there are some dialogues at point B.

In the movie, there are some dialogues at point B.

misunderstand

Don't call me brother ping. Flat chest is my wife. Call me brother ping.

Now these stars are driving up prices, and the price of plastic surgery is rising every day. If I had known this, I would have sold fake drugs and opened a plastic surgery hospital!

High technology is the primary productive force.

The premise of my reputation is that I have to have a good reputation.

The left brain is water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

Happy song of life

I heard that all the men chasing you have groups. Why didn't you see any of them? A group of people are watching, just looking for a head.

There is only enough time left to count in minutes, so I use every minute to remember.

Who are you? A woman who cherishes feelings. Who is he? A trustworthy person.

A woman has to complete three roles in her life to be perfect, daughter, wife and mother.

mountainous area

Precious things.

I lied to you that you were a donkey.

I call you, you have to answer it! If you don't pick me up, I will become a donkey.

The battery is dead! Since when is there electricity here? No money! When have you ever had money?

You are a generalist!

City people say they are off today.

Calling your wife is a big deal.

Brother, investigate, what is the GDP of your family?

Mountain disaster

My father always said, "A tortoise with four legs is trustworthy, but a man with two legs is not trustworthy."

Brother, do you want to be happy?

It's no use, and neither are dinosaurs.

You are a father with a daughter.

Men love for sex, and women love for sex.

During love, all women are eager for each other to confide in each other. What about men? But I long for each other to be naked.

Never divorce, or let other women spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands and beat our babies.

Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, except one male and one female.

God is nearsighted, not blind.

Oh, my God! I'm desperate now,

My head is empty.

B: Alas! Take someone else's road and let others have no way out;

It doesn't matter if your head is empty, as long as there is no water in it.

Can we think of a better way than lying to our father?

B: Deceiving others is a legal issue, while deceiving relatives is only a moral issue.

A college student in the Qing Dynasty once said,

You lied to me that the emperor was kind and powerful,

I lied to you to do my best,

Liar dad is called no regrets,

The son lied to his father and told him to honor his ancestors.

Deceive yourself, hehe, that my future is not a dream.

A: Liars are not terrible, but they are afraid of illiteracy.