Who knows which interesting couplets?

One day, Kou Zhun went out with friends and took the opportunity to say: The moon under water is the moon in the sky. Never object. Yang Danian just arrived and replied; The person in the eyes is the person in front of me. Everyone cheered. Second, Gong Liu's father is very good. Wang Anshi's trial: Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties. Liu Dui said: Four poems are elegant and smart. king

The word stone has its antonym: it is really made in heaven. Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian are playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cone fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo's

Sentence: Matsushita goes and pine nuts fall with each piece. Huang Tingjian said to him: Fishing by the willow often hangs some silk on the willow. Fourth, spend a candle night in the bridal chamber, test the groom, shut Qin out, and go out and say, close the door.

Push out the window and the moon. Qin Shaoyou hesitated, vacillating. Su Dongpo is windy, although he is anxious about his brother-in-law.

It's urgent, but it's not convenient for you. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up a stone and threw it into a flowerpot filled with clear water.

When Qin Shaoyou heard the voice of "Botong", he suddenly realized and blurted out: Throw a stone into the sky. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed and hurried into the groom's room. Five, one day Zhu Yuanzhang and Liu Bowen played chess. Zhu Chu said: Heaven is a chessboard star, and the sun and the moon win glory. Abner Liu

Wen Dui said: Thunder is the flag of war drums and electricity, and the situation is harmonious. Zhu Liuzhi's words are wonderful for each of them. Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan went to the countryside on business and saw my husband's car and water. I wish you a good wish: the waterwheel will drive the water, and the water will follow.

The car, the car stopped water. Tang dui said: fan fan wind, wind fan, fan fan. I hope don's pair is really clever,

Say it for a while. Seven, the first year of the Ming dynasty apocalypse, Prime Minister Ye passed by Fuzhou, staying at the home of the new champion Weng, who improvised.

Out of the way: capture and kill Sue, poor window lonely. Ye Gao Xiang was surprised to see that the couplet was full of the word "Bao Gai".

Then he said, "The guest officer lives in the palace and is rich in room." . The next day Weng sent Ye on his way. When he passed the pond, Ye said, Weng.

I think it is impossible for Gong to talk about loneliness in the poor window last night. Look: There are seven ducks floating in the pond. Count three pairs. Weng Zheng Chun, no

Italy led an army, looking for the pond, frowned and immediately replied: the foot fish jumped into the water and measured nine inches and ten minutes.

Say that finish, two people smile at one another. Eight, Xu Xi took office, the students were ordered to meet. Students are born in poverty, and it is quite rude to meet with Xu. obey orders

The anger in my heart is directed at all students: breaking pomegranate and many acid seeds in the red gate. Zhu Sheng looked at each other, no one.

That's right. Xu replied: Bite the ginkgo and it will be white. The students are surprised, and they dare not underestimate Xu Wei any more! Nine, Jin, the door of the rich bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the door: the door faces a thousand bamboos,

I live in thousands of books. When the rich man saw it, he had the bamboo cut down. Jie Jin understand its meaning, in the upper and lower allied each added a word:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and parents keep it in thousands of books. The rich man was even more annoyed and ordered the bamboo to be uprooted. Jie Jin is dark.

Laughing in the middle, the upper and lower couplets added another sentence: the door is short of thousands of bamboos, and thousands of books has something to do at home. The rich are furious.

In a daze Cheng was called a child prodigy. The Prime Minister wanted to recruit a son-in-law. He pointed to the fruit on the table and said: You got lotus roots (lotus roots) because of them. Cheng was right: if you have apricots (luck), you don't need plums (middle). Li Xian was overjoyed, but he gave his daughter a match. Eleven years old and Dai Dabin is five years old. It should be a boy. Seeing that he was young, the students smiled and asked, "What do you want to be?" Dai replied, "Ge Lao". Everyone's saying: I'm not old enough to miss the pavilion. Dai replied loudly: No one is a scholar. Everyone laughed. Twelve, Yang Shen, Ernst & Young Xiu, named Sheng 'an, was born in the first year of Hongzhi in the Ming Dynasty. According to legend, when he was five or six years old, he swam in a pond near Gui Hu. The magistrate passed by and didn't get up to avoid it. The magistrate ordered someone to hang his clothes on an old tree and told Yang Shen, "The magistrate has made a pair. If you can answer correctly, you will be spared the crime of disrespect! " The county magistrate just finished reading the first couplet: a thousand-year-old tree is a hanger. Yang Shen goes out: The Yangtze River is a bathtub. The magistrate was amazed and praised Yang Shen as a child prodigy. Thirteen, when Shen Yifu was eight years old, his teacher called the cloud: the green water is leisurely, and his face is wrinkled by the wind. Shen Dui said that the green hills are not old, and the head is white snow. Teachers love their cleverness and praise them. Fourteen, the glory of the Qing dynasty bachelor, because of the controversy over the establishment of Jinpu Railway Station, was condemned by public opinion. A newspaper in Kinmen wrote Li Anyun: Guang Zhi strives to build a station, seeking glory and opposing humiliation. The newspaper offered a reward for the capture of the Rightists, but many people responded. His outstanding works include: Talking about the Empty Arms if you win, and Arrogance if you win. Another link: Zhenyin, famous for thousands of years. What the couplet said is true, and it played a joke on the enemies of Gong Li. 15. 1894, the Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese War of 1894 broke out. On the 2nd of the same year 1 1 month, the Japanese army invaded Dalian. When the news of defeat came, it coincided with the 60th birthday of Empress Dowager Cixi. Someone angrily wrote a book on the wall of Beijing: Long life without borders will be celebrated all over the world; The three armies were defeated, and they were divided into peace. Cixi listened to politics for more than 20 years, losing power and humiliating the country. After her death, she was honored as Empress Dowager Cixi, and she was blessed with health, longevity and happiness. In this regard, some people ridicule: hanging the curtain for more than 20 years, cutting land every year. Your honor is sixteen words, and every word deceives the sky. Sixteen, the famous ugly Yang San satirized Li Hongzhang's traitorous behavior when he played the legend of the White Snake, and was later persecuted to death by Li. The audience was very angry. Someone wrote such a couplet: Yang San died without Su Chou; Mr Li Er is a traitor. Li Hongzhang ranked second, so he was called Mr. Li Er. 17. Yu Quyuan took her daughter to visit Lingyin Temple in West Lake. When she saw a couplet on the cold spring pavilion, Yu whispered: When did it get cold in spring? Where does the peak come from? His daughter smiled and replied: spring cold is a metaphor; The peak flies from the neck. Yu Jingbu: What is the word item? His daughter said, if Xiang Yu doesn't pull up this mountain, how can the peak fly? 18. When Li became an official, people all hated him for making excuses to plunder money. After his death, someone made a couplet saying: if you die early, you will have eyes for a while and leave the ground for three days without skin. Nineteen, Wang Pingri is extravagant, and he lacks firewood and rice in the New Year. He posted a couplet on the door: paint frugally and spend a dull year. Neighbors added a sentence to the upper and lower couplets: frugality early, indifferent year. The viewer laughs. Twenty years old, poor family, borrowing money from relatives and friends, were rejected. After the middle school entrance examination, relatives and friends came to curry favor and flocked to it. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember the past year, the famine in May, June and July, the rice was burned to death, and I was poor and iron-free, so I couldn't get credit and owed money. Although there are distant relatives, who is willing to send charcoal in the snow; Fortunately, the articles in the first, second and third sessions of the Imperial Examination this year are all appropriate. After getting the Five Classics, the names and surnames are also fragrant, which is the icing on the cake. Twenty-one, scholar Zhang is arrogant. One day, in the field, I met a farmer who refused to give way. Neither of them can pass the customs. The farmer smiled and said, I have couplets. If you are right, you are willing to step down and make way. The scholar is full of promises. The farmer said: A load of heavy mud meets Luz (once Zhong Ni meets Luz). Zhang thought hard and had nothing to say, so he had to leave and make way. Three years later, Zhang watched the river dredging workers break through the dam to divert water. In the evening, Qinghe workers came back with a smile, and it suddenly dawned on him that he had continued to join the Union: the owners of the two dikes also came back with a smile. 22. There was a rich man. His father and son spent money to donate a Jinshi each. They are very proud. On New Year's Eve, they put up a couplet in front of the door to celebrate. Lian Yue: father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi; Married, wife, daughter-in-law. After reading it, the gifted scholar Wang added a few strokes to the couplet, and the couplet was completed: the father was buried, the son was buried, and the father and son were buried together; Wife loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, and both wife and daughter lose their husbands. The rich man was ashamed and angry at first sight, so he had to tear up the couplets. Twenty-three, when Tang was shopping with friends, he saw a lamp hanging in the hotel, and the word wine was written on all sides, saying: Yi Deng, wine and wine. It's already late at night, and all the night watchmans have come out. My friend said, I'm right: three-night drum, two gongs, soup. Twenty-four, Li extended the teacher's class and promised to entertain Mr. Tanabata. For several years, Li failed to keep his promise. It's Tanabata again, and three meals are still poor. The teacher told the students that the guest house is desolate, just like Tanabata tonight. Students can't be right. Ask dad, and dad is right: the cold forest is lonely, and we can move on the Mid-Autumn Festival next month. On Mid-Autumn Festival, Li stood me up again. Teacher Wang once again told the students that the green bamboo was unintentional and could not stand the holiday immediately. Li Jianzhi said, "If Huang Hua has an appointment, why not wait?" . When we arrived in Chongyang, the hostel was still cold, so Teacher Wang had to preach to the students again: Third Sister Han, Han Xin and Di. Hearing this, Li laughed: Sir, that's ridiculous! Di Renjie is also from the Tang Dynasty. Mr. A: I know it well before and after the Han Dynasty, but how can a meal be so forgetful? Li was suddenly speechless, but Hao flinched. Twenty-five, there is a corrupt official, in order to show his innocence, in the Yamen Book Association: love the people as a son, enforce the law like a mountain. In the evening, someone continued two lines under the couplet: love the people like children, gold and silver are my children; Law enforcement is like a mountain, and Qian Shan is a mountain. Everyone laughed when they saw it. At the age of 26, Guo Moruo studied in a private school as a child. Once I ate peaches in the temple with my classmates. The monk complained to the teacher, who blamed the students, but no one admitted it. Mr. Wang said, I'll make a pair, who can muddle through. Mr. Wang said: I don't know who stole the peach yesterday and drilled the dog hole. Guo Moruo thought for a moment and said to himself, I must have been there when he climbed the Bukan Palace in Guangxi last year. Mr. Wang was surprised by his talent and was very happy. All the students are exempt from punishment. 27. When Chiang Kai-shek was running for the presidency, he continued Fan Ting's drama as a couplet: a frog in the well, a small place in Xiaotian, and conceit; The strange stone in the toilet is crooked, smelly and hard. This couplet vividly depicts the ugliness of Chiang Kai-shek, and people all applaud. 28. 1953, Qian Sanqiang led a scientific delegation to visit China, Zhao Jiuzhang and others. The way is nothing to do with leisure, but to talk about the past and the present. At this time, inspired by the situation, Hua drew a couplet: Zhao, the top three, asked for a couplet. The "Top Three" refers to the three powerful countries of Korea, Wei and Zhao during the Warring States Period, but it also implies the name of Qian Sanqiang, head of the delegation. This can not only solve the difficulty of number matching, but also embed the name of a scientist in the bottom line. Therefore, when the first couplet of China and Laos came out, many people hesitated. After a while, I saw Hua unhurriedly reading the second couplet: Pythagoras' nine-chapter string. The ninth chapter is China's famous mathematical works in ancient times. This book records the Pythagorean theorem first discovered by mathematicians in China. At the same time, Chapter 9 is the name of Zhao Jiuzhang, an atmospheric physicist. That's great! The house is full of people!