Song people are very humorous. Song Huizong advocates thin body and saving pen and ink?

In the history of China, Song people loved reading, and reading became the fashion of the whole Song Dynasty. Even the emperor is no exception, and it is a paradise for scholars. In fact, the romantic and elegant Song people not only love reading, but also have a good sense of humor.

In Song Taizong, Hu Dan is known as the most confident scholar in the history of imperial examinations. In his later years, Hu Dan stayed at home because of an eye disease. The historian wrote a biography for a noble prince. Born in poverty, he used to kill pigs as a profession. Historians are embarrassed: not writing is not a true record, but writing is taboo. Hesitated and agreed to ask Hu Dan for advice. When Hu Dan learned the whole story, he couldn't help laughing: "Why is it so difficult? It is not enough to say that you used to kill swords and show your ambition to kill the world. " Historians smiled at each other and were all surprised.

Ding Wei, a scholar in Song Dynasty, traveled to Yu Wang with poems, which was appreciated by Yu Wang. He thinks his literary talent can rival that of Sun He, a gifted scholar. Comparing Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan, he wrote a poem: "In the past 500 years, literary talents have been depressed, from Liu Han to Sun Ding. Now, history can be revised, and two articles are like the Six Classics. " From then on, Ding Wei took Sun Wei as his opponent in the Song Dynasty. In the same year, Sun He won the top prize and the fourth place. He was very angry. Knowing this, he humorously said to the Song Dynasty: "A, B, C and D, your surname is D, you should take the fourth place. No need to complain! "

Han Qi, who experienced Renzong, Yingzong and Zongshen Dynasties in the Northern Song Dynasty, was a great scholar. When I was working in the field, I once attended a wedding. I saw a litchi on the table, so I reached for it. Seeing that I was all right, he drawled and sang, "The minister wants to eat lychee. Please invite all guests to eat lychee together. " Han Qi was disgusted, and his hand stretched and shrank. Unexpectedly, he sang in vain: "The Prime Minister is angry, please put down the lychee." Han Qi couldn't help laughing.

Liu, a historian of the Northern Song Dynasty, was born in the family of a poet and calligrapher. He is a disciple of Sima Guang and is praised by people. But he is careless, does not cultivate dignity, and loves to joke. Although he made several moves, he couldn't change it. I got wind disease in my later years, my eyebrows fell off and my nose collapsed. One day, Su Shi and his friends went to visit. During the dinner, everyone played with ancient poems. Su Shi looked at Liu _ with his eyes and smiled happily. "When the wind blows, the eyebrows fly, so the brave can protect their noses?" Hearing this, everyone laughed, except Liu.

Mi Fei, a famous calligrapher, is eccentric and crazy. He is called "Mi Dian". Song Huizong, a doctor of calligraphy and painting, is called "Minnan Palace". Can write poetry and prose, good at painting and calligraphy, accurate identification. Calligraphy and painting are unique, especially good at copying. Every time you borrow an ancient painting, you have to copy it and bring it with the original painting, so that people can distinguish the authenticity; Because I can't distinguish clearly, I often take fakes. When Yang Ciweng was the magistrate of Danyang, once Mi Fei passed by, he left Mi Fei as the station. When he left, Yang Ciweng said cunningly, "I specially prepared puffer fish soup for you today." As a result, only ordinary fish was served on the table. Mi Fei don't understand. Yang Ciweng smiled and said, "This is a fake puffer fish."

In the Southern Song Dynasty, because Tang Bangyan hated and slandered the imperial court, Right Prime Minister and Tang Heng were removed from their posts. Come back with a serious illness. When friends come to visit, they are afraid of stimulating Ye Heng, and they are all unsmiling. Unexpectedly, Ye Heng inadvertently asked, "I'm going to die, but I don't know if it will be good or bad after I die?" Someone replied, "It must be wonderful." Ye Heng was very surprised and asked, "How do you know?" The man replied, "If it's not good after death, the dead will flee back." No one comes back now, which proves that it is good after death. "Suddenly, the house was full of laughter.

"Genius in art, mediocrity in governing the country" Song Huizong,

Jiang Ziya in the novel and TV series is a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun of Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain. Later, he was ordered to go down the mountain to help Zhou destroy the merchants. After many hardships, the Shang Dynasty was finally destroyed and the great cause of apotheosis was achieved. But this is a literary work after all, so what kind of person is Jiang Ziya in real history?

Jiang Ziya surnamed Jiang, Lushi, famous businessman, real name Ziya, also known as Lushang, flying bear, posthumous title. His complicated surname is related to his ancestors. Real name Jiang was once one of the four famous mountains. Later, he assisted Dayu in water control, and when Shun and Yu sealed Lu, they took him as their surname.

Although Jiang Ziya was born in a prominent family, by the end of Shang Dynasty, his family had declined. According to relevant documents, Jiang Ziya worked as a butcher and vendor, slaughtered cattle, sang songs and sold spines. Others say that he is the butcher of hymns and the mistress of the spine. In addition, there is a saying that Jiang Ziya used to be the son-in-law who married her husband's family, but his wife kicked him out because of his poor livelihood, which is also reflected in novels and TV plays.

Some documents also record that Jiang Ziya was a junior official of Shang Dynasty before meeting Zhou Wenwang. Later, because he was dissatisfied with Shang Zhouwang's tyranny, he quit his job and lobbied all over the world, but found nothing, and lived in seclusion by the Wei River. Once, Jichang, a Xibe nationality, divined before hunting, and the inscription read: He got neither dragons nor thorns, nor tigers nor insects; Get help from the overlord.

Sure enough, King Wen met fisherman Jiang Ziya on the north bank of Weihe River. Wang Wenxi said, "Because our first monarch, Tai Gong, said," There must be a saint to come to Zhou, so Hui Zhou will prosper. That's you, right? We have been expecting you for a long time. So Jiang Ziya was called King Taigong, and they rode together, and Jiang Ziya was honored as a teacher. Since then, with the help of Jiang Ziya, two-thirds of the governors in the world have turned their hearts to Zhou.

After the death of King Wen, King Wu succeeded to the throne, and Jiang Ziya was honored as the king of the country. After several years of preparation, King Wu decided to take part in war and divination before going out. Bad omen, serious storm. Ministers were afraid, only Jiang Ziya insisted on marching, so King Wu went to war. Since then, after the battle of Makino defeated the army of Shang Dynasty, Zhou Wang set himself on fire in Lutai, the army of King Wu entered the DPRK, and the Shang Dynasty ended.

After Wu Wang pacified the Shang and Zhou Dynasties and became the king of the world, he began to reward meritorious ministers. First, Jiang Ziya was sealed in Dongying and Qi was established. On the way to the Eastern Expedition, Jiang Ziya was told that "although it smells bad, it is hard to lose." The guests are very peaceful, and almost none of them are from China. Jiang Ziya got dressed and arrived in Qi at dawn. At the right moment, Le Hou led the troops to attack Yingshan. It turns out that Yingqiu is adjacent to Laiguo, and Lairen is Dongyi. They took advantage of the Shang and Zhou chaos. The Zhou Dynasty was just pacified, unable to pacify the distant place, so it competed with Jiang Ziya for land.

When Jiang Ziya arrived in Qi, he decided his own politics. Because of its vulgarity, simplicity, trade and industry, the fisherman benefits. So many people joined Qi, and Qi became a big country among the princes. After King Wu died of illness, young Zhou Chengwang succeeded to the throne, and Zhou Gongdan helped him. This caused dissatisfaction with King Wu's younger brothers Guan Shu and Cai Shu. They teamed up with Wu Geng, the son of Zhou Wang, and Huaiyi of Lian Dongfang also launched a rebellion.

So the Duke of Zhou sent Kang Gong to inform Jiang Ziya: East to the sea, west to the Yellow River, south to Muling and north to Wudi. The five princes and local officials here will order you to fight if they are guilty. Qi can therefore conquer all countries and form the de facto leader of the eastern countries. Finally, with the support of Jiang Ziya, Zhou Gongdan completely put down the rebellion and stabilized the Zhou Dynasty.

According to historical records, Kang Wang lived for six years, while Qi Taigong hoped.

Jiang Ziya is a political strategist full of stratagems, and is known as the father of military strategists. His book Liu Tao, also known as Liu Taigong Tao, Taigong Art of War and Su Shu, is a masterpiece of military thoughts in the pre-Qin period, which has a great influence on military thoughts in later generations. In Historical Records, Sima Qian talked about the words of later generations, and Zhou talked about Yin Gong. It's all for the squire.

Because of Jiang Ziya's outstanding political and military talents, Jiang Ziya was admired by the rulers of past dynasties and was known as a warrior sage. In 79, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty wrote to Jiang Ziya for success; In the Song Dynasty, Jiang Ziya's "Six Towers" was included in the seven martial arts books, and he himself was also named Zhao Lie Wang Wucheng by posthumous title. Wu Temple, headed by Jiang Ziya.

During the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, Jiang Ziya was gradually deified. During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, Taoist Xu created The Legend of Immortals. From then on, Jiang Ziya changed from man to god, the gods abdicated, and the great master was here. Everything was forgiven and widely circulated among the people.

In the novel, Jiang Ziya's marriage was unsuccessful and there were no children, but according to the literature, there were many children in Jiang Ziya. Besides Ding Gong, who succeeded to the throne, there were many others, many of whom became the source of some surnames today.

It is worth mentioning that Jiang Ziya also has a daughter named Jiang Yi in the history books. Married with, gave birth to and, the founding emperor of Jin. Tang Shuyu and Jiang Yi were enshrined in the Jinci Temple in Taiyuan.

Qi, founded by Jiang Ziya, has always been a big country in the East during the Spring and Autumn Period. Especially under the rule of Jiang, it pushed hegemony to the peak. Since then, public power has gradually weakened. Finally, in 386 BC, the noble Tian He proclaimed himself emperor, abolished Qi Kanggong, moved the capital to Yu Haibin, and Jiang Qi officially died here.