How did Ji Xiaolan confront Gan Long?

Ji Xiaolan, a gifted scholar in Qing Dynasty, was not a nerd, although he was learned.

Couplet couplets, go home to visit relatives.

When Ji Xiaolan first entered the Jinshi, Qianlong saw that his literary talent was good, so he chose him as a bachelor and accompanied the little prince to study. At that time, Ji Xiaolan lived alone in Beijing and was often homesick, but as a bachelor, he had to study with the little prince all day and could not leave. Therefore, Ji Xiaolan was very depressed, sometimes even depressed.

One day, the emperor realized that he was not at ease, and speculated that he might be homesick sometimes, so he wanted to play a joke on Ji Xiaolan. Gan Long asked Ji Xiaolan, "JiAiQing, I think you look pale. There must be something on your mind. Let me guess. What do you say? " Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan was startled and quickly said, "No, no". Gan Long said casually, "It seems to me that you are thinking about your wife, your son and your parents. Right? " Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan didn't blame himself. This is obviously the first part of a couplet. It seems that Ganlong is in a good mood today and wants to test my knowledge. Therefore, Ji Xiaolan immediately knelt down and said, "Your Holiness, if granted, I appreciate your kindness. I am: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! " Ji Xiaolan made a complete bottom allied, which made Gan Long very happy and approved him to return to his hometown on the spot.

Why is it called "East and West" instead of "North and South"

When Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, he once saw local people weaving bamboo baskets. Qianlong asked Ji Xiaolan behind him what it was. Ji Xiaolan told Gan Long that it was a bamboo basket. Gan Long asked what this bamboo basket was for. Ji Xiaolan said it was used to hold things. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. Gan Long deliberately embarrassed Ji Xiaolan and said, "Ji Aiqing, why don't you say that you are rich?"

I saw Ji Xiaolan unhurriedly quoting the classics and replied: "The Oriental Lady, the Western Geng Xin Jin; Both wood and gold can be put in the basket. The fire in the south is burning and the water in the north is flooding. If the bamboo basket is full of fire, it will burn to ashes. If the water is filled, it will leak a lamp. How to fill in the north and south? " The questioner is just playing, and the respondent is obviously making up his mind. See Ji Xiaolan dry long deliberately pretend to be serious to answer his question, can't help laughing.

Anxious, absolutely opposite.

On one occasion, Qianlong was lucky enough to visit chengde mountain resort, and Ji Xiaolan accompanied him. One day, when Qianlong visited the Buddhist temple, he was suddenly very happy. He thought of the "natural residence" shops in Beijing and made a palindrome couplet: "The guests who live in the natural residence are actually guests in the sky" and wanted to beat Ji Xiaolan down. Unexpectedly, as soon as Gan Long's voice fell, Ji Xiaolan made a couplet casually: "People have passed the Big Buddha Temple, and the temple Buddha is bigger than others." . Clap your hands and praise: "wonderful, the bottom line of Ji is absolute." According to common sense, the emperor praised him, and the courtiers should humbly entertain the emperor. However, Ji Xiaolan, who is funny and eclectic, blurted out on a whim: "There is no absolute thing in the world, and of course there is no absolute saying about couplets. There are still many things to learn in law! "

Emperor Qianlong saw that Ji Xiaolan rejected his good advice in front of many ministers. He was very unhappy and said sharply to him, "Then give me another couplet at once, otherwise, don't blame me for cheating you!" " Only then did Ji Xiaolan realize that he had committed a catastrophe and nervously thought about the appropriate download link. Inadvertently, he saw a monk walking into the forest and suddenly had a brainwave. He said, "Monks swim in the clouds, hide in temples, and temples hide in the clouds and swim among monks."

The feeling be nasty under, Ji Xiaolan made another impeccable bottom line. Ganlong just saw Ji Xiaolan's funny expression when he was afraid. Seeing that he was in a hurry and was able to make a bottom line, his anger suddenly disappeared. Ji Xiaolan naturally escaped this.

have a quick mind

On another occasion, Ji Xiaolan accompanied Gan Long on an outing. On the way, a white crane suddenly flew. Gan Long stood up and asked Ji Xiaolan to write a poem about cranes at once. I saw Ji Xiaolan chanting with the sound, "A crane flies in the sky in Wan Li, and cinnabar is dressed in snow." . Just after chanting a few words, Gan Long deliberately said: "This is a Heihe River." Ji Xiaolan looked at Gan Long and then said, "Just because I came back late from foraging, I went into Mo Chi, the storage depot of Xihe." Qianlong laughed, and the accompanying ministers and guards praised Ji Xiaolan for his quick thinking and outstanding eloquence.

In order to show off his literary talent, Qianlong brought a large number of ministers with him during his southern tour, and talked with them about the past and the present along the way, making poems and sentences, which was extremely romantic. However, this romantic son of heaven also has his talent exhausted. In this case, it is necessary to rely on the literary officials around to "protect". But we should not be too sharp-edged, but take clever ways to help the emperor out of trouble, otherwise it will be self-defeating and the consequences will be unimaginable. It is said that once, Gan Long was stationed in Jinshan Temple in Zhenjiang, and someone asked him to write a plaque. Thinking hard, I can't find the right words at the moment. Fortunately, he quickly picked up a pen, pretended to write a few words on the paper, handed it to Ji Xiaolan, who was waiting by, and said, "Do you think it's okay to write like this?" Ji Xiaolan's mind is extremely clever. He has been following Qianlong for a long time. Of course, he knows his tricks. I saw that he took the paper, glanced at it and shouted, "Oh, what a panoramic view of the river!" " Hearing this, Gan Long, like grasping a lifeline, quickly wrote down the plaque of "A Glance at Jiang Tian".

With his talent and wisdom, Ji Xiaolan became a red man around Emperor Qianlong, and they forged a profound friendship.