Tik Tok's funny daily jokes

1. The saddest thing in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.

3. Other people's friends encourage each other to work together; My friends and I are looking forward to each other's efforts to get rich, waiting for free food and drink.

When I was young, I thought money was everything, but now I know it when I am old. This is true. Oscar Wilde

I've been single for a long time, and even when I cook jiaozi, I have to separate them with a shovel.

6. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

7. Money is the best medicine for mood. Simple, rude and easy to use.

7. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I almost scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron! 0

9. Life is always aimed at you everywhere, just because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, it's like hanging up the phone every day.

1 people say that leg hair is good for the kidney. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction. I am a girl, why do I need such a good kidney!

1 1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

12. Give the dog a steak. The dog ran out to dig a hole. I thought it was trying to hide the steak, but it dug up a bag of black pepper sauce!

13. How can two people be friends when their weights are not in the same order of magnitude? You can't even play on the seesaw.

14. Those who spend the night are called hotels, and those who drink are called nightclubs. Is the name taken backwards?

15. There is always someone who will love you, your small eyes, low nose, short legs, weight that won't lose and your shameless personality.

15. Please, there is no shortage of talents in this world, only infertility.

17. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

18. I have too many advantages to do things in two ways, either one or the other.

19. A man's four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking one in the office, a bitch beside him and a young lady in the distance. In order to be a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day until my father gets rich. 2 1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

22. If you don't get married, you are just a single dog; If you get married, it will kill you.

Please pay attention to the food around you, you may die if you are not careful.

Although those rich people are beautiful on the surface, they are actually more beautiful in private.