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Please enjoy the funny and incisive sentences (selected 156 sentences), and welcome to share the collection. Very funny and incisive sentence +0 1. What kind of house are young people eager to buy? Can you find someone? How ugly! The more you think about it, the angrier you get, and the more you think about it, the more you lose. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because they make you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin. You can't wake a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can. Be careful when you walk across the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. I can give you a gift on June 1 day, but if you don't give me a gift on Father's Day, don't blame me for disowning people. 7. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly got up the courage. 8. When I was six years old, I couldn't unscrew the drink bottle. Later, I went to primary school, finished junior high school and graduated from college. Then I went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of drink and unscrewed it at once. After thinking about what the teacher said, it is true: knowledge is power. 9. Everyone is ignorant, but I am different. I'm broke because I don't know where my money went. 10. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, it's all true 1 1. I think it's good to make a phone call, and what I said is valuable. 12. Just now, I saw a figure like you in the street. I tried desperately to catch up and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick. 13. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner? Because the other three points will be used for supper. 14. Losing weight is simply the most anti-human thing in the world. If you don't eat when you are hungry, you want to hit yourself. 15. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids. 16. The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because meat doesn't grow on their faces. 17. Don't take selfies in your circle of friends too much. Everyone has seen it before. 18. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all pretending. You ask her to open the courier and have a look. They can tear it in a few minutes without scissors. 19. Don't make a girl cry too many times. Tears are all water in her head. When the water is used up, it is not easy to cheat. 20. When a boy tells you that you are my little apple, don't think that he likes you, or that he may want to peel you. 2 1. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor." 22. Now "good night" means, stop pushing me, and I will continue to play with my mobile phone. 23. I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system, that is, you AA I avoid it. 24. The only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot. 25. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent a photo of her without makeup to a circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only took the initiative to contact me, but also vowed to say to me: "I am not finished with you!" "26. Stay up late. If you don't do it well, you will work all night. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the strong wind. 28. The school is divided into classes again, and teachers want students with good grades. The two class teachers actually got into a fight because of me, and at the same time they argued: "Why should we assign him to our class will affect our average score!" "29. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me. Between money and dignity, I chose to keep my dignity, because I believe I can get a better price next time. 3 1. About finding someone, everyone around me is worried about me, except myself. 32. Experts said it was not safe to play mobile phone while walking, which scared me to start running and playing. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up. 34. Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, air-conditioned WiFi watermelons, the same Ge You sofa, I will put it aside at sunset. 35. Dream on, or you will talk to people when you are drunk. 36. When I went to the bank for a card in senior three, the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle. 37. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so. 38. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together. 39. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead. I heard that riding can lose weight, so I insist on riding every day. Sure enough, the horse lost 30 pounds a month later. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it sucked fat instead of blood! 3. I feel that I have amnesia, which is manifested in forgetting the fact that I have no money once I start shopping. You should think it over before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks. People who don't like you, take a bath all night, eat all day, wake up at three o'clock in the afternoon and have a good night at eight o'clock. After the long summer, people don't need to buy bags, because mosquitoes are online. 7. Sleeping after 0/2 o'clock at night/kloc is equal to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast is equal to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue is equal to chronic suicide, and turning on the mobile phone for 24 hours is equal to chronic suicide. Suddenly found himself doing nothing all day, busy committing suicide! 8. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere. 9. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I feel very good about myself: Be happy in this life and feel at ease! I asked my deskmate to read it. Unexpectedly, he read it backwards. 10. Be sure to take photos when you feel particularly charming, and let the photos sober you up. 1 1. Although I don't know what the teacher is talking about there, it seems very powerful. 12. I really don't trust others to take care of you. What if they take care of you more than I do? 13. Life now makes you feel very painful. Stick to it, and slowly you will find that the present is nothing compared with the future pain. 14. Don't play dumb in front of me, you are at most a touch of chopped green onion in my eyes. 15. It's my bad luck to meet you at the best age. 16. once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling Nobody liked it, and then it became a roast duck. People immediately praised it. 17. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then! 18. No matter who throws cold water at us, we must have the backbone to turn it into boiling water and throw it back. 19. Work is like instant noodles, twists and turns, three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without raising the price. 20. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 2 1. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, I can go to Shanghai! 22. Adolescence love is like opium, with countless Lin Zexu standing behind it. 23. If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! 24. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice. 25. Wool, who dares to say that I am not cheerful? Let's play first. 26. You have an expression that only your mother will like. It's over if you don't work hard. 27. I am just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years! Why do I have to face so much! 28. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I had plastic surgery with school money. 29. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death. 30. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday. 3 1. I said I wanted to be a humorist, and everyone laughed. It seems that a good beginning is half the battle. 32. Asking someone to pay back the money is like unrequited love. I'm always embarrassed to say it! When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends! 33. I am human, but you are not me, so you are not human. 34. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone. On that day, you told me: Can you marry me with waist-long hair? I've been waiting. But what do you mean when you say you always get a haircut? On February 2, the dragon looked up, and I saw you coming out of the barber shop again! 36. Times have changed. Unlike before, watching short videos of young ladies every day gives you a feeling of love. Unlike before, I want to fall in love in person! 37. jiaozi wants to eat spicy food, while women want to choose fat food. Whether life is rich or not depends on whether the daughter-in-law is fat or not. It's called money, and my wife fits it perfectly. 38. A couple love each other very much. What are you thinking now? As you can imagine. The woman immediately slapped the man and scolded him: you rascal! 39. I told my mother yesterday: I like a very good girl, but I feel like I have no chance! My mother said: don't be afraid, you look like this, but you can get in touch with such a good person, which means you are doomed to this robbery! 40. It is true that boys are getting worse and worse now. They are not only whiter than girls, but also thinner than girls. They can sell cute more than girls, and the most important thing is to grab boyfriends with girls! 4 1. On my best friend's birthday, I discussed with four other people and left a message "Happy Birthday" in her space at 0: 00. If a person sends a sentence, I will send a second sentence! I did, but they didn't. Pit! 42. A girl sent a dynamic message, which read: "I have been a Monkey King for more than 20 years and have never met a master. Please take it away! " Then the friend replied with the following sentence: "You are not taking" classic "information! "43. In today's reversed era, men play with pretty girls and handsome guys, and have money but no money to pay for their pockets, instead of playing with pure perverts. Very interesting and incisive sentence 3 1. It is better to fight a wise man than to talk to someone! 2. A big woman can't be without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day! No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren! I really want to sleep, play, eat, smile and cry. 6. Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make pigs unhappy! 7. You have to believe that we will end up like a fairy tale of frogs and dinosaurs. 8. Real masters are all weapons and venues. 9. The so-called online dating is the legendary behavior that can keep people away from chastity. 10. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color. 1 1. It's noon when weeding, and nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do. 12. Growing old together is not about dyeing one hair and knocking out several teeth. 13. Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, a "no leftovers" ruined my life. 14. You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin. 15. Single man's name is single dog, and single woman's name is Goubuli. 16. When I met him, the whole person changed. I couldn't get two bullets in my face. 17. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics. 18. Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong. 19. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me. 20. Since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife. 2 1. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight. 22. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it. 23. You are like a moving magnet. You always repel me and never forget to attract me. 24. When the review boat is about to capsize, the desire to sleep comes. 25. Ask me for a gift for Children's Day. I can give it, but you should pay attention to it on Father's Day in a few days. 26. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, but their grades are generally not good. 27. I'll look good if I fall, and give my life to the ugly one. I'll show you what a thousand cups are not drunk. 28. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life. 29. You can disagree with me, but I can hit you. 30. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. When I looked closer, it turned out to be a mirror. 3 1. Hum. Smelly Xiao Qiang, you are in my hands, trying to escape. I will shoot you with my slippers. Ah, ha ha ha. 32. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable. 33. Don't flatter, don't please, someone who loves you will give you a hug. I fell in love with your smile? Your bullying? Your gentle eyes? An unstoppable heartbeat. One day you will become stronger, so strong that people who laugh at you now are afraid! 36. Look at everything with enthusiasm and look at the mainstream with cold eyes. 37. I love you You are the only one in my heart. I don't want you. Who do you think you are? I finally know why I am single: I don't like what I like, and I don't know what I like. If you like me, tell me and I'll chase you. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb. 4. I have had countless dreams and countless faint lovesickness. The more friends I know, the more I like dogs! You exist in my aunt's heart, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night. 7. Forgive me for loving gay friends all my life. 8. A boy secretly loves a girl. He bravely asked the girl what kind of boy she likes. The boy said with frustration, can you have a flat head? 9. I am too lazy to argue with you. If I still have strength, I'd better breathe more fresh air. 10. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player. 1 1. If you have a pear and put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear. 12. Every time I meet the opposite sex about my age, I always look at each other. 13. The road to success is always under construction! 14. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I have my heart and soul. I have nothing to do without you. Damn game. 15. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it. 16. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it. 17. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today. 18. Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick. 19. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 20. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness. 2 1. I shine as a god at this beautiful moment, and mortals don't bother me. 22. Not only talented, but also fat. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes. 24. I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking. 25. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way. 26. Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see. 27. Adults are uncomfortable, uncomfortable. 28. I'm not seducing you, so why are you seducing me? 29. Every scum was an angel with a broken wing in his last life. 30. Autumn is coming, please try to be melodramatic. 3 1. If I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them. 32. Taobao shopkeepers introduce the fabric of their clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to the elastic surface of Jinmailang. 33. I have always liked you, but sometimes I don't like humans. 34. Actually, I am a very traditional person, and I have always had three wives and four concubines. There are thousands of buildings in Ande Building, but I have no money to buy one. 36. It seems that you have to climb down and eat. 37. In fact, there are two reasons for wearing cotton trousers: First, it is cold; Second, your mother thinks you are cold.