Seek the lines of double cross talk suitable for students to perform. Please smile a lot!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Climb?

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

That must be a freak!

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow it here? No problem!

B: I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal if I have a big appetite!

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal!

Gee, I have a fever!

A I also had a high fever last night!

B I have a high fever, which is 67 degrees.

I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

B you're not afraid of burning to death! "

A: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it's all popcorn!

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!

B: Hey! -

How about a?

B come again.

A What else do you want to play?

Come on.

One, you're here.

B tell you! I am a very capable person!

What can A do?

B I can read with my ears.

You didn't ask me what I could do, did you?

What are your abilities?

I often eat with my nose.

Then I can use my armpits to look for minerals.

I can generate electricity with my throat.

B I can see people through the wall.

I can see your money through your clothes.

Last night, B I invited my classmates to dinner!

A I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

B how I blow, how he blows!

A come on!

B, it is not delicious. I swallowed the chopsticks!

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I swallowed the spoon!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off a piece on the plate.

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off the table!

A I'm eating it. It's broken. I bit ... I bit off my nose!

b？ Can you reach it?

A: I crossed my feet to bite! Do you care?

B is it more like?

I have a secret recipe for bragging.

B I can blow a square into a circle.

I can blow the short one into the long one.

B I can turn ugliness into beauty.

I can blow the dead alive.

B Hey, you're great.

Strike!

B I tell you, our home is a bragging studio.

Our family is a bragging factory.

B our family is bragging limited company.

Our family is a braggart.

Our home is the bragging center of the world.

We ... your center was bombed by our house.

Wow! There is no comparison. What a blowjob!

That's it. Modify it yourself. ...