Beg the spoof article of tennis prince!

"Ding Lingling-"The phone rang, and Tezuka hurriedly grabbed the phone.

"Hello, I'm Tezuka."

"Xiaoguang, I am a mother."

"Oh, Mom, what's the matter?"

"So, do you live alone? I just don't feel at ease, so I will call and ask. "

"Very good."

"Really good? You should lead the team and do the housework yourself. Don't be exhausted. Especially the results, don't fall behind. "

"I see."

"Well, I've done well recently."

"Very good."

"Oh, I'm relieved. Let's do this first. "

Aunt Tezuka put down the phone, but she was still uneasy: Guoguang, a child, didn't care much since she was a child, and even if something happened, she wouldn't tell her parents. I haven't seen you for so long, and I don't know what happened, especially the grades. This is the most worrying thing. In today's society, poor study is absolutely impossible. By the way, the school is closest to Osamu Tezuka. You should ask him for information.

"Ding Lingling-"

Number 2 picked up the phone.

"Hello, who is this?"

"This is the only way? I am the mother of Tezuka. "

"Oh, hello, aunt."

"No, how is Osamu Tezuka recently?"

"What do you mean?"

"Work."

"Very good, very good. Every day, people are punished for running laps, and junior tennis has entered the national competition. " (Sure enough, it's all thanks to running laps. )

"Is it ...? Oh, that's great. What about the body? "

"this." Bubu thought for a moment, smiled and said, "It doesn't seem so good! Life can't take care of itself, people are thin, and Lian Xiao has no strength (that's why the iceberg doesn't laugh, hehe). "

"What, so bad? The result ... "

"That's even worse, grades plummeted. Usually in class, my eyes are blind, my expression is dull, and I have no spirit at all. "

"Oh, that won't do. You must hire a tutor! "

"Hehe."

"No, aunt know you are the most lovely, considerate, gentle and considerate, good grades, cooking. How's this? You go to tutor our family Xiaoguang for a month. If it is too much trouble to go home for dinner, it will be solved at Xiaoguang's house. Remember to make the food delicious and let Xiaoguang eat nutritious food. How about a monthly salary of 80 thousand? "

"Haha, it seems quite fun!"

To teach, you must first prepare lessons. And preparing lessons is a hassle, not asking for trouble. Of course, it is to blame the trouble on others. It's just a waste of phone bills.

No. 1

"Hello, is this Ivo? Can you help me write a paper example? "

"Why does it have to be a paper rather than a narrative, essay or poem? Why do I have to write it for you instead of looking for someone else? Although you find me, I will help you write, but I still want to ask why you don't find someone else ... "

"Well, that, can you hear me out first, the topic of the paper is up to you to decide the number of words. When it's done, I'll try to bring the tape to you before Vietnam. Goodbye-"if you don't hang up soon, I'm afraid the telephone bill will be overspent this month."

second

"Hey, is the original? Can you help me keep a diary of biological observation? After the job is done, I can arrange for you to have a good ball game with the minister. "

third place

"Hello, is the former? Can you help me prepare an English lesson preparation material ... "

"The second generation even asked others about this, indicating that you are still Motor Dane."

"Bang", the phone hung up.

Then you can't find Qian Yue. Who can you find? Isn't the trace department proficient in several languages? Finally come in handy.

fourth

"Hey, why? Help me prepare a chemistry lesson preparation material! I will provide you with the reflection data when the minister eats mustard for free! "

Fifth place

"Xing Village, help me prepare an art ..."

Sixth

"River village, help me prepare a history ..."

Seventh place

"Haitang, help me prepare a creature ..."

No.8

"Great power, help me prepare a song ..."

Ninth place

"Chrysanthemum pill, help me ..."

No. 10

Of course, Bubu did the exercise himself!

This night, there are several mixed scenes.

Second, I laughed and went to eat mustard sushi with Duke Zhou.

While writing his long paper, Yi Wu chanted, "Actually, I will help if I don't help me with the tape, but I will still help if I want the tape. Since I can help, I will accept the tape you want ... "

Trace department, shouting: "intoxicated by uncle's gorgeous skill in preparing lessons!" " "But this is called in a dream. At this time, it was the birch field that sat at the desk and looked through the thick dictionary.

Kikumaru, frowning and unhappy, how to write lesson preparation materials? Forget it, just write a few words.

Kawamura: Preparing lessons for history. Which period of history should I write? Suddenly the desk lamp dropped, and Kawamura grabbed it: it's burning! Please, just write primitive times!

Haitang: Biology, what kind of biology are we studying? Psst ~ ~ ~ of course it's a snake!

"Xiaoguang, I can't believe you've been having a bad time recently, so I found you a family security guard ... oh, no, it's a tutor. You must study hard. "

"home ... tutor?"

Just when Osamu Tezuka was surprised, the doorbell rang. When I opened the door, I was presented with a thick stack of data.

"You ..."

"Ahem, starting today, I am your mentor. Now let's start our class! "

This was forced, absolutely forced, and Osamu Tezuka finally compromised and sat down as a student. Who told him that he is a good baby who is filial to his mother!

Parr smiled brightly: "Well, we'll talk about the paper in the first class, and I'll read you a model essay first.

On the Copyright Protection of Facial Paralysis Patients!

Facial paralysis patients account for a certain proportion in the world. Laughing like a anthomaniac or laughing like a mummy all day because of facial deformity, whether laughing or not, belongs to facial deformity and is collectively called facial paralysis. Facial paralysis, of course, is also called facial deformity. It stands to reason that the probability of such a person appearing in the world is very small. But I saw two facial paralysis patients in a tennis team. This team is the Qing Xue Tennis Team. The two men are Fuji Syusuke and Kunimitsu Tezuka. ......"

The iceberg prince sitting at the bottom has produced many black lines: "Is this really unique?" The cloth standing on it began to sweat: Yiwu, what are you writing? ! Look at the manuscript, there are more than thirty pages left.

"Ahem, because this article is too long, we won't talk about the paper. We say biological observation diary. Please listen to this:

20XX August 6th

I wrote pig last year, but I won't write it this year. As for the reason, everyone has no right to ask. You just need to read the Lamb I wrote this year.

Actually, this lamb is not mine, but it's so cute. I like it very much. It is a problem that it is often difficult to wake up when sleeping, but it is also cute when sleeping! So I bought its favorite cream Pocky yesterday to make it happy, and the effect is good. I will continue tomorrow.

The lamb fell asleep in the corridor today. Mrs. Wen and I poked it in the face. It's soft, but at this level it won't wake up.

Lamb fell asleep while washing clothes today, with soap bubbles on his nose. Mrs. Wen and I helped him finish washing clothes while thinking about cuteness. I forgot to mention that this sheep can wash clothes, although it is not from my family, because it can wear clothes, and of course it washes clothes by itself. Don't be too surprised, there are many wonders in the world.

Parr said with a smile, "This example is really a rare good article. Now please ask Tezuka to write one according to the example. "

So, Osamu Tezuka wrote in his notebook: My little bear. As for what the content is, this, I can't say, seems to involve unique privacy. This Osamu Tezuka wrote clearly about his bear. What about privacy? Depressed ~ ~ ~ Wait, the minister has a bear! ! ! ! )

Parr cleared his throat and began his English class. Wait, there seems to be a new word in it! I can't read! What shall we do? With it, the clever boy wrote a new word on the blackboard and said to his opponent, "Please read this word." Tezuka began to sweat. He doesn't seem to understand this word either. He has never seen this word before, and he doesn't understand, don't know, don't understand, don't know.

I saw what was written on the blackboard-"UTSU"

Bubu began to copy the contents of the lesson preparation materials on the blackboard.

Tezuka adjusted her glasses in disbelief. "What did you copy?"

"This seems to be a chemical equation."

"Fang, where is the program?" Keep writing, carefully browse the copied content: radish+green vegetables+tofu+green vinegar+red vinegar+white vinegar+scarab+cricket+cicada+...+... = super invincible super dried vegetable juice.

Osamu Tezuka mused: Don't drink dried vegetable juice even if you die. (Gan is going to make a new vegetable juice and come up with a list of ingredients, which is exactly the lesson preparation materials he prepared for Bubu. I'm depressed ~ ~)

"Today, we will tell the story of taking fire from primitive times." No.2 According to Kawamura's information. "In the past, apes could not use fire, but they could make stone tools. Once, an ape man made a long and special stone tool. He took the stone tool and inadvertently shouted "Burn". As a result, the whole cave burned up, so a fire broke out. "

Tezuka: "..."

Second place: "The snake's body is very long and has scales. It's cute and hisses, but it's also grumpy. It is also very useful not to preach snakes, because it inspires people to create skills such as' snake ball' and' snake dart', snake ... snake ... "

Osamu Tezuka: If it is a compulsory course, it seems that bears should be introduced.

Never open Shenwei's lesson preparation package and take out the contents-a tape.

I saw that it said: music class, listen to music, keep up with the rhythm! (high, it is really high. Just a few words, did he go on a date with apricot yesterday? )

Bubu: "Today we are going to draw people. The most important part of painting people is the eyes. It is best to draw them big and full of energy. I wouldn't mind if Osamu Tezuka painted me as a model. "

Tezuka: ... (No pen and paper)

Bubu: "Why not draw?"

Osamu Tezuka: Open your eyes! "(Parr's eyes are ... big ... and ... God? )

Bubu: ... (I can't open it because I'm not angry)

Bubu: "Let's have another dance class!" "

Osamu Tezuka: "(Black Line) course? ! "

Bubu smiled and took out the lesson preparation materials and said, "Of course!"

I saw that only three sentences were written in the information: 1. Scroll back and forth before and after learning; 2. Learn to cheat; 3. learn to bend over.

Tezuka: "(black line) Kikumaru and Bubu will run 200 laps in training tomorrow morning!" " "(the minister didn't break out until the eighth class, I admire you! )

Bubu: "Finally came to physical education class."

Osamu Tezuka snickered: (In my heart, not in my face! ! You can play tennis now.

Parr grinned: "Kunimitsu Tezuka, run 500 laps around the school playground at once! (Bubi's revenge is really not as strong as usual. )

2. reveal the secret! Minister Kunimitsu Tezuka's Poker Face

Dragon Horse: Minister Tezuka? ..... Actually (pressing a hat) ... One afternoon n years ago, I practiced my external spin serve for the first time in a street tennis court. Because of the poor technique at that time, I accidentally hit the ball on Osamu Tezuka's face, and he happened to pass by ... In this way, Minister Tezuka's face was ruined by me ... Then, in order to maintain his perfect image, Osamu Tezuka did not hesitate to spend huge sums of money on Korean plastic surgery. Although the operation was successful.

Bubuji: Well ... (smiling) It's a long story ... One morning n years ago, I took Osamu Tezuka to the store to buy cactus. The shopkeeper is sharp-tongued, handsome, fat-headed, with blue fangs and mouse eyes. When he saw Tezuka, he was handsome and handsome. So, Tezuka is what it is now. ...

Gan: (Opening his notebook and reflecting on his glasses) According to the records, at noon one day n years ago, Osamu Tezuka tried the super invincible luxury vegetable juice specially developed by me for the first time, and then he forgot what it was like to laugh. ...

Dashi: (worried) Are you so overwhelmed by the affairs of the tennis club that you don't even have time to smile? Ah ... it's all my fault that the deputy minister didn't share some trivial matters for Tezuka. ...

Kikumaru: Meow ~ Why ~ (After looking up for 3 seconds-) I don't know ~ ~ [You are such an honest boy ...]

Taocheng: (chewing a hamburger) Because if we are punished for running laps with a smile on our faces, won't anyone pay attention to him?

Begonia: psst ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ psst ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ [urgent snake translation ...]

Trace: Hum ~ (narcissism) Osamu Tezuka, intoxicated by my uncle's gorgeous beauty, vowed never to laugh until he reached the same level as my uncle! Right, Birch?

Vantage: Yes!

James: (pushing glasses) This is an important basis to distinguish us!

3. Fuji Syusuke was tempered in this way.

Fuji Syusuke, the genius of Qing Xue Tennis Club. In everyone's eyes, it is synonymous with unfathomable and terrible.

But who knows how today's perfection is made?

Words have to start from the beginning:

Everyone knows that there is a witch (-_-#) sister, right? ! Ma Yina, Zhou Zhu and Yutai were all brought up by her.

Don't ask me where his parents went. They may be busy at work! )

Therefore, Buji's present character is largely attributed to Ma Yina's painstaking teaching since childhood.

This laid a solid foundation for his early childhood. ...

At the age of five

On the first day of school, I came home crying.

A (Ma Yina): What's wrong?

I'm hungry.

A: Are you hungry? Didn't kindergarten feed you?

Yes, but someone else took it.

Answer: Idiot, you won't choose food that others don't want to eat!

Since then, unique food has never been normal. Now, everyone knows why he only eats mustard sushi because no one competes with him. )

At the age of seven

Buji came home crying for the second time, with a little scar on his face.

A: What's the matter? Make it like this!

B: Boys hit me together. They say girls only play with me.

(Ma Yina rolls his eyes, God ~ ~ ~ How can I have such a stupid brother! )

Do you know what is the most powerful weapon in the world?

A knife and a gun? Cannon?

A: No! It's laughter Do you know what it means to be opaque? (Khan ~ ~ ~ Is Ma Yina from China? Even know this)

Xian: I see!

(Thus, a unique signature smile was born. It is said that no one has seen his smile, but they managed to hit him. )

8 years old

I cried for the third time, and my family was turned upside down! Ma Yina had to put down his divination book.

What's the matter with you?

My flowers are dead.

How did you die? (Take a deep breath, Ma Yina suppressed his anger! )

B: The kitten next door was trampled to death!

A: Can't you keep a cat and leave the dog alone? (Khan ~ ~ ~ ~ What adjective is this? )

B: if the cat doesn't touch it, the dog ignores it? (after thinking) Well, I see.

From then on, only one cactus was left on the balcony of the two houses, and no other flowers and plants were seen. )

At the age of nine

B: I heard that boys and girls will have children together, right?

A:? ... who did you hear?

B: It's been on TV all the time!

A: ...

B: Then who will I have children with? (Khan ~ ~ ~ is unique, you are too ~ ~ too precocious. )

A: ... and your future girlfriend.

Can we not? The children are noisy (they will rob me of my toys and won't let me play with the ball ...)

A: (I think it's silly to tell children this, and I'm impatient) Then you can find a boyfriend in the future!

(From that day on, Bubu embarked on BL's road of no return ...)

10 years old

The last time Bubu cried, it was Ma Yina who made him cry.

Do you know what the problem is?

B: 5 ~ ~ ~ ~ (I still don't know)

How can you rob Yutai's toy?

B: But Yu Tai also robbed Tianya (an unknown boy)!

A: Bastard, who is Heaven? Who is Yutai?

B: Tian is also a friend, and Yutai is a younger brother (giving a "you are so stupid" look).

Listen, whatever. Friends are for sale, and younger brothers are for injury, understand?

B: Huh?

I don't know much about it, but what Sister Ma Yina said is always true. Now I know why I am so kind to Yu Tai, but I am happy to see their pain. )

When the tennis prince is sleeping in class. ...

Tezuka

Teacher: Osamu Tezuka, please don't sleep in class.

Osamu Tezuka: disturb the minister's sleep and run 300 laps around the playground!

Teacher: What? !

Tezuka: 400 laps!

Teacher: I go running after class.

Boulbain

Teacher: Parr, please don't sleep in class.

Buji (smiling): Hehe, sleeping in class seems very interesting.

Teacher: What? !

Bull Mix ..

The teacher suddenly found nothing to criticize. ...

Chrysanthemum pill

Teacher: Yinger, please don't sleep in class.

Kikumaru: Is it wrong to sleep in class ~ Meow!

Teacher: Of course.

Kikumaru: But I don't think so. Miao, I'd better ask Dashi. He will definitely support me.

Uncle walked out of the classroom. ...

Teacher: Hello! English two, it's time for class. ..

Dashibian

Teacher: Mr. Dashi, please don't sleep in class.

Dashi: As the vice minister of tennis, I actually sleep in class. This is really a shame for the tennis club. I'm sorry for the teacher's education and the kindness of my parents. Teacher, I have no face to attend class!

Teacher: Mr. Dashi, your attitude is really good. I forgive you. In the present class, there are fewer and fewer students who can realize their mistakes so sincerely. ..

Hecunpian

Teacher: Mr. Kawamura, please don't sleep in class.

Kawamura: Yes, the teacher is very sorry (suddenly touching the racket at this moment)

Teacher: Never mind ... (unfinished)

Kawamura: Come on! ! ! What happened to uncle's sleep? Call if you don't accept it! ! ! Burning! ! !

Teachers and the whole class:-||| (black line)

dried goods

Teacher: Dry classmates, please don't sleep in class.

M: According to my data, the probability of sleeping in class is only 3. 14 15965346...%, so this shows that I sleep in class for a reason. ..

Teacher: OK, what's the reason?

Teacher, I stayed up all night last night to develop super invincible dry laser vegetable juice. Teacher, would you like to try? This is especially helpful for people who are worried about their students' nutrition like teachers, and the taste is improved. ..

Teacher (crying): Few students really care about their teachers as much as they do now. Although it is wrong to sleep in class, the reason is that I forgive you for this. ..

No sooner had the teacher taken a sip than he fell to the ground and foamed at the mouth. ..

C: Still no, but new data have been collected.

Taocheng tablets

Teacher: Tao Cheng, please don't sleep in class.

Taocheng: Sorry, teacher, I was so hungry that I fell asleep without food.

Teacher: Didn't you eat last night?

Taocheng: Not much to eat.

Teacher: Pay attention to your health. Nowadays, children often don't eat or eat very little to lose weight, which makes them feel very tired when they come to class. By the way, how much did you eat?

Taocheng: I just ate 12 hamburger, but I still feel very empty. .

Teachers and the whole class:-||| (black line)

Haitang tablets

Teacher: Begonia, please don't sleep in class.

Begonia: psst ~ ~ ~

Teacher:-||||| Nothing ... Nothing ... Nothing. ..

Yueqian tablet

English teacher: Miss Yue, please don't sleep in class.

Qian Yue (ignoring eyes): All right.

English teacher: What kind of eyes are you looking at? I can't forgive you. Say it! What makes you sleep in class!

Qian Yue: Do you really want to talk about it?

English teacher: Say it quickly!

Qian Yue: That's because your English level is still Motor Dana!

English teacher:-# (escape)

Tangpian

Teacher: Miss Orange, please don't sleep in class.

Orange: Yes, I'm sorry, sir.

Teacher: Well, it doesn't matter (thinking: this kind of child is really reliable)

Shenwei articles

Teacher: Shenwei, please don't sleep in class.

Shenwei: Teacher.

Teacher: What's this?

Shenwei: I sleep because what you teach can't keep up with my rhythm, so I speed up the pace.

Teacher: 0 0|||

A profound chapter

Teacher: Shen Si, please don't sleep in class.

Shen Si: I know the teacher. I'm sorry, because I practiced tennis with the minister for too long last night and went home, but I didn't sleep well. How to sleep well if you sleep for four hours a day? There is too much homework assigned by the school. Although I want to study hard in class, I am really at a loss. It's really hard, but I can't help it. It's just that I'm too tired to sleep in class. It's not that I despise teachers. ...

Teacher: OK ... I see, it doesn't matter! ! !

There was a ring at the bell ..

Teacher: (Nothing is taught in this class) Class dismissed! ! !

Moon-watching articles

Teacher: Students enjoying the moon, please don't sleep in class.

Teacher, are you attracted by my beauty?

Teacher:-||||| I just told you not to sleep.

Moon watching: Teacher, do you want to find an excuse to talk to me? ..

Teacher (running away): Look at the moon, stand up for me! ! !

Yutaiban

Teacher: Parr, please don't sleep in class.

Yutai: Yes, sir.

Teacher: Although you are Fuji Syusuke's younger brother, there is still a gap between you and your brother.

Yu Tai walked out of the classroom (angrily). ..

Teacher: Why did you leave like this? .