Who has a cold joke? The more, the better.

1, a pair of teachers and students always like to be a pair. One day, Mr. Wang looked up at the sky and walked out of the first part. "It doesn't rain when it snows, and it turns into rain when it reaches the ground. It is more troublesome to turn into rain. It is better to rain at the beginning. " The student replied, "Mr. Wang doesn't eat shit when he eats, but it becomes shit when he eats." It's more troublesome to turn into shit. It's better to eat shit from the beginning. "

2. Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because you've been running around in my head all day." Woman: "I think it doesn't matter, because your brain is so small."

The chemist finally promised his girlfriend to cook for her. My girlfriend came back from work, only to find that the chemist was still fiddling with his flask and alcohol lamp. Seeing his girlfriend's disappointed expression, the chemist comforted him and said, "Don't worry, dear, the salt will be extracted in five minutes."

At the banquet, a guest said to the host, "I think it is very impolite to leave before the banquet is over." Moderator: "It seems that I have to find someone to kick you out!" " "

The economics teacher talked about luxury one day. In order to better understand, he said, "Do students know what luxury goods are? Suppose you go shopping with your girlfriend, and her girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, and you pay the bill, then this thing is a luxury. Continue shopping, your girlfriend stares at something for more than 30 seconds, classmate, then your girlfriend is a luxury!

6. Once in class, in a quiet classroom, a classmate suddenly began to burp, and everyone was in an uproar. The teacher smiled and said, "What I said is hard to understand. Let's digest it when we go back."

7. One or two people are very boastful. One day, a man came back from other places and said, I have seen a soybean taller than me outside. The other said, I have a millstone at home. One day, I fell down and got up three days later. "There is such a big millstone!" Another: How can I grind your big soybean without my big millstone?

On the battlefield, the wounded who were undergoing surgery suddenly woke up and went to see a doctor. He asked inexplicably, "Why did you cut my leg?" Doctor: "looking for bullets." Wounded soldier: "Why didn't you say so earlier? I have plenty in my pocket! " "

9, I have sent so many, I don't know if it is too late. A colleague used to work in a restaurant and had a good time. That day-she said to me: Jelly, I'm telling you, if you go out to eat in the future and find something wrong with the food. The restaurant manager said to change a plate for you. Don't change or eat. Just leave. Because if you change the dishes, the chef will cook again, and many chefs will spit in the dishes!

1. In ancient times, a foreign emissary came to our country to present a treasure. The emperor asked, "What did you offer?"

The messenger said, "This thing is a rare treasure of our country, a tricolor pearl."

Emperor "What is a tricolor ball?"

The messenger presented the treasure carefully and respectfully, explaining, "If you cut this pearl with a knife, it will be brown outside and white in the middle, but yellow and red inside. Therefore, it is extremely rare to call it a tricolor sphere. "

After the emperor ordered someone to present it, he looked at it carefully for a long time and smiled: "Damn it, this TM is not a salted duck egg!"

2. The county magistrate meets the boss. After talking about business, the boss asked, "I heard that monkeys are produced in your county." I wonder how old they are? "

The magistrate quickly replied, "The big monkey is as big as an adult."

Suddenly I feel rude, afraid and regretful. I quickly bent down and continued: "The little monkey is so humble."

A rich man has three sons. The eldest is called Rener, the second is called Yier, and the youngest is called Yiner.

One day, three sons were fighting together, and the rich man hurried to find someone to protect his youngest son.

He said, "What is the pity of benevolence and righteousness? My favorite is Yiner! "

It is said that a brave girl in our school was hit by someone who walked in front of her at the bus stop. She felt something was wrong. As soon as she touched her pocket, her mobile phone was gone. So he grabbed the man and asked him to return the phone. At that time, many people were watching, and the girl refused to let go, so the thief had to give her the mobile phone.

Gc…… ................................................................................................................................................................................ The thief had a complicated expression at that time, and then stole the girl's mobile phone with lightning speed and ran away ... The girl was there at that time, and the mobile phone was gone before it was warm.

5, I am still happy, saying that this man only loves me. He is very handsome, and many girls are around him, but he is a good boy. Here comes gc! ~ I went to his house to find him, intending to surprise him, but I saw him kissing a man goodbye on the stairs! ! ! I walked over crying on the spot, and the man left. I asked him why! Why do men like me? He said, in fact, I always like you to be a man! I'm really embarrassed. People were lovelorn and cut their hair short, so I began to grow long hair ~

1, Degang Guo: "the Monkey King is stupid and naive. He is a monkey and will never be a man. He was guarding the flat peach garden, and the seven fairies came to pick peaches. He shouted, "All seven fairies are here. "He turned to pick peaches! It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys! "

Yu Qian: "What if you?"

Degang Guo: "I have to get a basket."

2. "Mom, are there ghosts in the world?"

"Silly boy, of course not."

"But there is a fire burning in the street."

"It was a ghost fire, which was caused by the spontaneous combustion of phosphine."

"But there was a suit floating around with the fire."

"Let me see, oh, that's Lord Bao patrolling with lanterns."

3. Sharjah walked up to saint seiya, a saint, and Zilong, Glacier and Saint were instantly lying on the ground. "It turns out that bronze saints are so vulnerable."

He opened his eyes and found four seriously wounded people looking at the direction of the door with anticipation.

"Tell me, poor soldier, who are you waiting for?"

Saint seiya, a saint, had golden eyes. He smiled and replied: Waiting for Ikki in the Millennium, waiting for Ikki ~

On the battlefield, the wounded soldier who was undergoing surgery suddenly woke up and went to see a doctor. He asked inexplicably, "Why did you chop my leg?"

Doctor: "looking for bullets."

Wounded soldier: "Why didn't you say so earlier? I have plenty in my pocket! " "

5. The latest news of radio traffic broadcast: "Attention drivers going to the airport, there is a Rolls Royce worth130,000 yuan, please avoid it!"

1, the night is dark and windy. A woman was walking alone on the road. Suddenly, a strange man stood in front of her with a dagger.

The woman trembled with fear, but she listened to the man's speech politely: "Sister, can you give me some money?" Have pity on me, a poor man who has no job and is starving! You see, the only property I have now is this dagger! "

2. An old woman suffered from eye disease, and she was treated by a doctor. After the doctor saw the doctor, she paid for the business with the old lady.

After that, the doctor came to give her medicine every day, and when she finished taking the medicine, she closed her eyes and stole things.

A month later, the doctor said that she was well and the old lady was paid.

The old woman refused to say, "My eyes are not cured, but worse." I used to see everything at home, but now I don't see much. "

A lady with four children is sitting in the train carriage. The children are fighting, making noise, pushing and screaming.

A passenger said unhappily, "When traveling, at least half of your children should stay at home."

The lady sighed. "That's what I did."

4. A man asked his friend, "Why do you laugh when you smoke? Is the cigarette delicious? "

The friend replied, "No, I just read in the book that smoking a cigarette will shorten your life span by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong your life span by 10 seconds ... so you can live forever!" " "

5. Actor: "Director, I didn't appear until the end of the play, and I walked silently across the stage with a suitcase in my hand. I don't have much drama. "

Hearing this, the director said sincerely, "What you said is reasonable. When you come out tomorrow, you can carry two suitcases. "

1, Swan Lake music was playing in the car, and I explained it to my 6-year-old daughter on a whim. My daughter had never heard this story, so I simplified it and said, "A swan turned into a beautiful woman and married a prince ..." My daughter was worried and said, "The prince asked her to have children. What if she lays eggs? "

2. Dad taught his son to read numbers and asked, "Son, what's next?" . Son: "Two". Dad: "What about the second time?" Son: "Three" Dad: "What about the last three?" Son: "Eggplant seeds."

3. A mouse driven into a dead end by a cat used his quick wits. Facing the cat, he suddenly staggered and said, "ouch!" I am sleepy! " The cat was very surprised at the mouse's behavior and asked, "What's the matter?" The mouse pleaded, "I must have taken rat poison." I feel terrible. Eat me quickly! " "

4. In life, some people come and go, some people go and return, some people are close at hand, some people are far away, some people pass by, and some people walk all the way. Maybe we met at the end of two roads, walked together for a while and said goodbye at the next fork in the road. In any case, it will eventually come to an end. Friend from afar: It may be too far away, but thank you for your company. Good night, everyone

There is a person with high myopia, he can hardly see things half a foot away. One night, he picked up a firecracker. He approached the lamp to recognize it, only to be hit by the fire. There is a deaf man next to him. Seeing this, he patted him on the back and asked, "What did you find just now? How did I fly away as soon as I got it? "

6. After class, I came home and wanted to surprise my girlfriend. It turns out that the senior and his girlfriend are lying in bed. Before I knew it, the two of them calmly gave me a "yes". Then say "Happy April Fool's Day!" Then I quickly got dressed, and before I left, I said, "Look, you are scared! Relax. " . . . Damn it, that day, August 6th. ...

I took my son to the vegetable market. He wanted to buy a cucumber, so he chose one himself. I thought the cucumber handle was too big, so I said, "This ass is too big, not good!" " "The son looked up and asked the uncle who sold vegetables," Uncle, which cucumber has no ass? "Uncle smiled and replied," Cucumber has a butt! " "

8. Xiaoming called grandpa for the first time when he was one year old, so grandpa passed away. It wasn't long before he called his mother for the first time and she died. Later, he called his father, so Wang Mujiang died next door. A doctor pointed out that there was a loophole in the joke. When he called grandpa, Wang Mujiang's father died next door. And some students pointed out: the mother of the carpenter next door knows that this is not a loophole!

I joined a new company as an assistant. As a newcomer, I am diligent. I go to the company first every day to clean up and water the pot of flowers that are not very lush on the table. I thought: if I changed it, I would be praised by everyone. As a result, a month passed and I still didn't change it … Then one day someone told me: I don't know who is so boring, watering the fake flowers …

10, someone's right eyeball is fake. One day, he went to the hospital to check his eyesight. After testing his left eye, the doctor said, "One point zero." Let him try on his right eye. He said, "Don't try, it's almost worse than his left eye." The doctor tried his right eye forcibly and his vision was zero. The doctor said angrily, "The vision in the right eye is obviously zero. How can it be said that it is only a little worse than the left eye? " He said, "One point zero minus one point is zero!"

1 1, my female, single, went to fortune telling, and the fortune teller claimed to be in a previous life, so I asked him to figure out why she didn't get married. -Gege is getting married. -The fortune teller said: You were a man in your last life and ruined a snake's marriage. Everything happens for a reason. In this life, she came to ruin your marriage, so you are still single. I was very excited and asked: What do you mean, I was Fahai in my last life? . He ignored me.

1, Zhan Zhao excitedly said to the people crying injustice: "Don't worry, Mr. Bao is a good official who can't find lanterns!"

Bao Zheng listened and said angrily, "Zhan Dashuai, is this official that black?"

Panda said, "My dream is to take a color photo in my lifetime."

Bao Zheng sighed, "You are so greedy. I just want to take a black and white photo. "

3. Bao Zheng and Zhan Zhao meet for the first time. Bao Zheng handed in: "I'm going to Kaifeng, Yin Bao Zheng."

Zhan Zhao replied: "I am Xia Xia Zhan Zhao."

Bao Zheng: "I still can't tell a man from a woman."

4. Zhan Zhao: "Mr. Gongsun, Bai Yutang and I decided to go to the United States to catch the murderer."

Gongsun Ce: "Good. Considering the cultural differences, you'd better each take an alias with local characteristics to facilitate your actions."

Zhan Zhao: "Thank you, sir."

Gongsun Ce carefully observed Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang and patted his thigh: "Let's call them cats and mice."

1 "Oh, shit! ! "Excuse me, who is most likely to say this sentence? A: Lao Li who went out to step on the stool; B: Teng Wu is sweating all over; C: Xiao Ming who got zero in the exam; D: Sperm that runs to the finish line first; Correct answer: d; Forward if you know the reason, and read the comments if you don't know. . . (@ Laugh too much and you will get pregnant)

Dad works in a glass factory and must wear gloves when he works. One night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze blew. My father felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked in horror, "Brother, what are you doing?" "Oh, I'm used to it. Wear gloves before work every time, so that you won't cut yourself and leave any marks. " The driver turned blue. ...

One night, an idle man was wandering in the wild when a UFO suddenly fell from the sky. An alien came down from a UFO and saw him suddenly kneel down. Idle people are frightened and say: Ai Qing stands upright! I saw the alien looked up and said, fuck you! Forgot to calculate the gravity of the earth.

It is said that you say "actually ..." to someone, then pause for a long time, and then tell her "Forget it, it's nothing" ... This person will struggle all night and it's hard to try ~

During the relay run of the junior high school sports meeting, the teacher repeatedly told the athletes that they must catch, catch and catch the baton, so they really ... kissed during the game.

The State Administration for Industry and Commerce investigated and dealt with an Olympic infringement case according to law: an underwear manufacturer in Zhejiang first registered two trademarks: men's underwear is called "Bird's Nest" and women's underwear is called "Water Cube". What annoys the Olympic Organizing Committee most is its advertising slogan: "One place, one dream"!

Marriage is called network access, bigamy is called double number card, extramarital affair is called call transfer, multi-lover is called mobile Monternet, divorce is called cancellation number, separation is called stop insurance number, remarriage is called renewal insurance, woman remarriage is called transfer, and man remarriage is called replacement card. -A new interpretation of marriage

8 Monday: me, bed, her; Tuesday: her, bed, him; Wednesday: me, bed; Thursday: me, bed; Friday: me, bed, her, him; Saturday: I, bed, she, he, fly; Sunday: Me, the police. -There is always only one truth! You got it?

1, Q: Have you ever worn leather shoes?

A: No.

Q: Have you ever eaten leather shoes?

A: Often.

Today, I went home by car with my friends. When I got home, I saw a coal truck turn into a ditch and the coal fell all over the floor. Because the place was too small to get into the cart, I used a car to pour it on the cart.

My friend smiled and said to me, "This is bad luck."

Three strangers sheltered from the rain under the eaves.

A: "It's really annoying. I wish I had a cigarette. "

B: "I have cigarettes."

C: "I have a light."

A: "I am ... addicted."

One day, the stone bullied the egg again.

The egg can't bear to say, "Although I can't touch you, I will turn into a rotten egg and stink you."

One day, a funeral car drove out of the funeral home, and a child ran out and caught up with it, crying and shouting, "Dad! Dad! Don't go ... "

People around are sympathetic to the child and are preparing to comfort him. Suddenly, the funeral car stopped, and the driver got off and said to the child, "What's that noise? Dad will take you to play after work! "

6,5 deeply loved 1, but when it expressed its love, it was rejected by 1.

5 roared: "Why is this?"

1 Whispered: "My mother said that your beer belly is definitely unhealthy."

7. A fish asked the guy next to him, "What kind of fish are you? What's your name? Why is it so strange? "

The guy next to him said, "First of all, I'm not a fish, I'm a man;" Second, my name is Qu Yuan, and I'm fucking drowning. Third, I told you once seven seconds ago, so leave me alone! "

8. A big man in black came to the hotel and shouted to the bartender, "Xiao Er, give me all the good food and wine, or I'll kill you!"

"Yes, sir."

As a result, Xiao Er died ~ ~ ~ because Xiao Er listened to "dining tables" as "leeks".

1, the old monitor gave the last piece of leather shoes to a fragile little soldier, but he pretended to be full. Looking at the little soldier chewing leather shoes, the old monitor thought, after liberation, we must let all the people in the country eat leather shoes.

2, Beijing housing prices: If your annual salary is above 300W, where do you like to buy in the Second Ring Road?

If your annual salary is between 100-300 W, you can buy it anywhere you like in the second ring road to the fourth ring road; If your annual salary is between 50- 100-300W, you can buy it anywhere you like in the fourth to sixth ring roads;

If your annual salary is below 10W, you can dig a hole for yourself and bury it anywhere.

3. I heard that collecting makes money, and that mahogany appreciates quickly. I took out all my savings, went to a mahogany shop and put the cash on their desk.

The shopping guide counted and said, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have mahogany toothpicks."

4. Women in the daughter country will get pregnant if they drink river water. What does this mean? It shows that there are a group of hanging springs living in the upper reaches of the river. ...

5. It is suggested that the football phenomenon in China be included in the "unsolved mystery of the world", because it is really puzzling that a country with a population of more than one billion can't find 1 1 players. ...

Learn how to translate "Kings are always lucky". Without thinking, I said, "Kings are always lucky". He shook his head and uttered three words: "Wang Lao Ji".

7. The plot of the harem drama is mainly about who the emperor paid attention to, who he canceled his attention to, who he blacked out, who he commented on, who he forwarded and who he talked to privately. Being an emperor is really tiring. A lot of women are trying to "pay special attention" to you, but you are only interested in a few, and they are always annoying. . .

8. It is said that shopping in Taobao, visiting a shop and bargaining with the owner. After some discussion, the boss only gave me a fraction, so! I wanted to say' Boss, be cheaper' to the shopkeeper, but my finger didn't live up to my expectations and I typed' Dad, be cheaper' wrong. I haven't found the wrong number yet. I saw the other person was silent for a minute, and then replied,' Well, honey, you already said, this is for you …' Then I found it was too late. Sweat ... there is no such thing as a free lunch.

1, a young woman passed by a residential area just after dark, and a muscular man came face to face and suddenly began to cough.

Then four or five men came over and coughed in unison.

The little girl was a little nervous at once. Are they checking the signal? You're not going to rob, are you This is not a robbery, is it?

The little girl was a little scared and didn't dare to run until they started coughing. She coughed too.

God, whose cooking is so choking on Chili peppers?

Lao Li went to the park to walk his dog, only to faint in a secluded place.

Fortunately, Lao Li's dog called the doctor in time, and he turned the corner.

Afterwards, many people praised Lao Li for being clever.

Lao Li said angrily, "What are you smart about? In fact, it called the vet that day. "

A young man is begging in the street.

A woman said to him, "You are so young that you should go to a factory."

The beggar said, "madam, I have been to many factories, but they don't give me anything."

There are two diametrically opposed views on drinking pure water for a long time in the newspaper: one is beneficial and the other is harmful.

Lao Wang's family is in a dilemma and doesn't know how to drink water.

Later, a family meeting was held and it was argued for a long time. Finally, it is decided that the whole family should drink pure water every day and ordinary boiled water every two days.

5. There is a roommate in the dormitory who forgets things and always forgets things. The dormitory needs a student card to get hot water. This guy always forgets his card. Later, he realized this and always checked whether he had a card before fetching water. On this day, he went to fetch water again. First, he felt in his pocket to make sure the card was open, and then he went to fetch water. A few minutes later, the goods came back with a long sigh. "Shit, I didn't bring a pot."

1 Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, just a broken stick. 2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards. 3. Always hitting goblins, not being gentle with girls. 4. Being trapped in prison and being pressed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. Tang Priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on. Reason: 1. Civil servants; 2. Brother Huang, backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Very handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW!

There was a man named Luo Zhen. He married a wife and asked you to take care of him. He gave birth to a son named Trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the case. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said: It's really embarrassing. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said, What are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.

Reporter: Seriously, can you really change a baby's diaper? Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change it for you! To tell the truth, I will change the baby's diaper and feed it with one foot. Reporter: I don't believe it! Yao Ming: Really, you don't even have to turn on the light. Reporter: Impossible! What do you suggest? Yao Ming: Just wake up your daughter-in-law with one foot.

Chinese can at least increase your literary knowledge! English can let you communicate with ghosts! History can keep you from betraying! Geography can keep you from getting lost! Politics can let you know how to defend your rights! But what can mathematics do besides destroying the whole life? Mud horse! ! You use functions to buy food! When you go to the Yellow Crane Tower, you have to calculate how far the ships in the Yangtze River are from you! When you see a row of phone numbers, think about whether there is a general formula between them!

A little boy walked into a toy store with fake money to buy a toy plane. Aunt waiter said, "Little friend, your money is not real." The little boy asked, "Aunt, is your plane real?"

1. The teacher organized the students to watch the football match.

Organize a discussion after the game, the theme is: how to carry forward the football spirit in learning.

"If we combine learning,"

Xiao Ming said: "The reason why our exam results are low is because the ball is not passed well. Some people unconsciously pass it on to him. After copying, he refused to pass it on. "

I asked my mother-in-law: "This medicine will expire when it expires. How can you eat if you are not sick? "

Mother-in-law said solemnly, "You young people just can't live. This is called eating without pain, throwing it away! " "

3. Two homing pigeon lovers met and chatted happily: "I'm cultivating new varieties to cross pigeons and parrots."

"Why do you want to cross?"

"If the pigeon gets lost, it can ask for directions by itself."

Two people in the park are discussing how to win mahjong often.

A: Sun Tzu said, "Know yourself and know yourself, and you will win every battle."

Your grandson is only full moon. Does he know this?

My boyfriend's family finally agreed to our marriage. Yesterday he broke up with me on the grounds of disharmony. I am pregnant for more than three months. Will our personalities change in an instant? Your sister, today is my birthday, and both parents are going to talk about marriage today. I can't sleep at all now, and it's embarrassing to drag my parents together at dawn. Baby, mom promised that if I couldn't protect you, I would stay with you. I do, but ...

A fat man fell from the twelfth floor. He was a fat man!

Second place:

A candy, walking in the North Pole, thought it was cold,-so it turned into rock sugar.

Third place:

Mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday."

Fourth place:

Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking, the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes. Guess what?-The banana in the back fell off.

Fifth place:

A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said, "Meow-"

Sixth place:

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast. The second tomato asked: Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

Seventh place:

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. It walked and walked and suddenly became hungry ... so it ate itself. ...

Eighth place:

When a polar bear is idle and bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ....................................................................................................................................................

Ninth place:

There's a match It walked, walked, walked, walked ... suddenly it felt itchy, so it scratched, scratched, scratched ... later ... it set itself on fire and finally went out ~ ~

No. 10:

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..

No. 1 1:

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet. ...

No. 12:

When will Chen Shui-bian be reunified? When buying instant noodles.

No. 13:

[Illegal picture link] Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. ...

No. 14:

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; There is an egg. ...

No. 15

I went to change my driver's license today, and the red light stopped at an intersection. As a result, a mother was holding a child, and there was a bigger one in front, which was stopped by the traffic police ... The traffic police said, "Miss, even if your child doesn't wear a helmet, why don't you wear it yourself?" This doesn't make sense! Mother said, "children can't buy such a small one!" " ! The traffic police said, "but bring it yourself!" ! "Mom said," Why should I take it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live! ! 」