Marriage fortune-telling joke _ marriage fortune-telling joke

I'm getting married. What should my parents do if they say my horoscope is not good?

1. My parents went to get married, saying that the eight characters did not match, and they were in a hurry.

Tell me about my views on eight-character marriage:

Find a good partner and confirm their relationship through communication. Next, I'm going to talk about marriage, and suddenly I have an idea to ask someone to get married. In fact, the real decision maker (expert) is yourself! By feeling, through communication, do you get along well with your personality and temper? Is it time to talk about marriage? If you can't get along, do you still need to continue to run in? Control the temperature yourself. Be the master of your own marriage and never give it to your parents or others. I love this, but there is a principle that I will never marry two people who love each other! When a child is born, it can be said that it is named according to the eight characters, precautions, and what kind of objects to choose in the future. Be wise before you do anything. The object is chosen, and then Monday morning quarterback, whether good or bad, is a knot in my heart, nothing, nothing, once something happens, it will be annoying! You will never be safe! The above statement can be said to be wisdom Believe it or not!

2. My boyfriend and I are getting married, and my mother told us that our horoscopes don't match, and the marriage didn't end well.

Ok, I'll tell you the principle of fortune telling. . I study psychology. First, if you are not really blind, every fortune teller will start observing you ten meters before you walk in front of him, such as the grade of clothes, walking posture, facial expression and so on. And preliminarily estimate your social status, your mood at this time and many other information. Secondly, fortune tellers have a whole set of routines. The first few words are very popular, that is to say, they are similar to anyone. He asked you to answer a few questions and ask you some basic information while observing your speech. . . Then the drama begins, and he will tentatively say one sentence at a time. Often at the beginning, several questions are quite psychological. Basically, as soon as you listen to your answer, you can get a glimpse of what you are thinking at the moment, and then * * * comes. Then he will calculate a lot for you according to this routine. For example, if you see that you have a big temper and an impatient personality, he will tell you that you have been unhappy recently because. You should calm down and do a few good things. Nausea will make you donate some money to him. He will pray for a fairy for you or something, and then say that you can calm down and have a successful career in the future. You will hear a lot of good things, enjoy them, be useful, and feel better.

What I do can't compare with cheating people. I deliberately wore slippers, dressed as a migrant worker, and picked my teeth with a toothpick. I said rudely, count my life, blind man, and then I guess I was impatient on purpose. . Then the blind man said, young people should be qualitative, and your quality has caused you to be in a bad situation now. Just how can you break your luck? I am a rich or expensive person, and so on. In fact, my brother graduated from graduate school for two years, and his work is also very good. I paid the money and left with a smile, but what the blind man said was really nice. If you feel despised and inferior, fortune telling really helps to restore your self-confidence.

3. Fortune-telling Marriage The fortune-teller said that our two horoscopes were not good, and our family did not agree with the marriage request of our host and friends.

At present, ordinary fortune tellers will not give such a result, because times are different. In the past, both men and women were eight characters, only parents knew, and both men and women didn't know, so it didn't matter if things were done. But now we all fall in love first and then get married. If such a result is given after falling in love, it will not benefit anyone except increasing the psychological pressure of the parties. Unless the so-called fortune teller is just a liar, the biggest feature of all liars in metaphysics is that the results are very bad, and then they can do something for you, of course, at a cost.

If a real fortune teller encounters two fates, he will only point out things that both sides need to pay attention to, such as personality, and point out that they may get divorced that year, instead of just pointing out that they will not catch up in two years, but they will not explain where the problem lies and how to solve it.

Therefore, I have some doubts about the true merits and intentions of the fortune teller you invited.

The fortune teller said that our horoscopes didn't match and our parents wouldn't let us be together. What should we do?

Now, after a period of contact, many lovers are ready to talk about marriage and get married soon. At this time, because parents are influenced by traditional ideas, they often ask for eight characters before marriage. This marriage is irrelevant. The master said that men will kill women and must be separated. So no matter what the master said is true or not, whether it is credible or not, I will summarize their so-called eight-character marriage below, and there are basically the following situations.

The first is the incompatibility of genera:

Some temple masters often say that men are tigers and women are rabbits when they are eight characters. Or the man is a tiger and the woman is a pig. Tigers eat rabbits. If they are together, the man will eat the woman, that is, kill her. Two people must never be together. Because this is from a monk in a temple, even people who don't believe in evil are afraid. When I got home, I urged my children to break up with each other. In fact, anyone with a little basic knowledge of the Book of Changes knows that silver tiger and porcupine belong to Liuhe, and silver tiger and hairy soil also belong to semi-combination. It is absurd for a monk to refuse to marry a man and a woman just because a tiger eats a pig. This forecasting process hurts others and hurts yourself.

The second is the age of life.

Some people go to the Taoist temple to find someone to marry, and when they are born daily. The master said that the man is the sea water and the woman is the fire in the furnace. Water and fire are incompatible, and you can't get married. If you get married, one person will definitely die early, and even if you don't die early, one person will get sick. This method is also wrong. From the perspective of eight-character numerology, it is only an auxiliary method to push one's life, not the main method to discuss life. This method belongs to one-sided generalization, and the priority is reversed, which is also undesirable.

Third, the woman was born in the wrong month.

Someone went to attend the eight-character wedding, and the host was shocked when he saw the woman's birth month, as if he had seen a ghost, and then said to the person who came to get married with trepidation. People born this month can't get married, which will kill their parents-in-law. If you don't believe me, within three months after marriage, the man's parents must have changed. In this case, a good relationship also went up in smoke. In fact, anyone with a little knowledge of numerology knows that there are 360 hours and 360 life images in a month on average. Among these 360 kinds of life images, there must be good ones and bad ones. Even if you can kill your parents-in-law, these 360 life images can't all kill people. From this perspective alone, such a eight-character marriage is also harmful.

Fourth, use the eight-character number to see if you can get married.

Nowadays, many fortune tellers often use the horoscope of both sides to see whether marriage can be achieved. For example, four of the eight characters do not match, or six match, and two can't get married. In fact, this method ignores the factors of the rise and fall of the five elements and their likes and dislikes, which is also undesirable.

The above marriage methods are also the most commonly used fortune-telling methods. At least 9 people in general 10 got married in the above way. All belong to one-sided, one-sided, and the primary and secondary are reversed. It can be said that it is not credible. Many people also use the above low-level knowledge to get married under the guise of Taoist temples or temples, which is not an authentic eight-character marriage method. Is to sell dog meat by hanging sheep's head. The real eight-character marriage can be divided into the following processes:

The first is to tell the specific birth time of both men and women. For example, what year, month, day and time was this person born before or after? Then arrange the characters of both sides according to the year, month, day and hour of birth.

The second step is to analyze the rise and fall of the Japanese Lord and God's love in the two characters, and see if they are consistent through the rise and fall of the Japanese Lord and God's love in the two characters. Is one party helpful or exhausting to the other? Is it mutual or mutual? If they are similar, is it true or false? Is the pilgrim's words true or false? If it is true, it will provide a way to dissolve the five elements to adjust. Turn gram into life. If it is true, we should also be careful not to overdo it, and it is not good to overdo it.

The third step is to see when the right edge of the hit is.

If both parties are not married, then marriage will be delayed a little. If you arrive, your luck will be fixed. You must get married quickly.

The fourth is to analyze the two characters one by one to see if there are any unfavorable factors in the hit. If there are, we must propose ways to avoid them.

Therefore, the eight-character marriage method of Zhenzong originated from the four-column numerology in Zhouyi Prediction. Not Taoism or temples. Zhouyi is also regardless of religion. Nowadays, many monks or Taoists marry people in the name of direct disciples of Taoism or Buddhism in their zodiac or animal year, but they marry people in eight characters. This is a bit of a scam, and it is also deceiving people who don't understand the Book of Changes.

5. What should parents do if they object to saying that the eight characters don't match?

Your boyfriend this year

20 13 years, four lucky years. I'm 26 years old and running water. Watch out for the prison. Officials are worried about mentioning the change of hands clause.

Fortune: unexpected disaster. Watch out for the prison.

Money: textile enterprises, three years of success.

Home decoration project; Married for three years.

The body is not easy to move, peace of mind Jingyang.

20 13 wealth profile;

Silver moon: Gregorian calendar (20 1 1 year from February 4th to March 4th), the ninth day of the festival, Yao (Ping), closed-door practice, peace is a blessing.

Wealth: positive and negative, should be conservative.

Uzuki: On the Gregorian calendar (March 20th11April 3rd, 2008), the struggle will become an appropriate behavior.

Fortune: I hope it's not a plan to benefit from suppliers or enter the poor or sick. Expectations for formal promotion in this position.

Chen Yue: Gregorian calendar (April-May 4, 2009) The mine was stored in Shanghai Museum (Ping), sometimes it was unsuccessful, maybe it was 10 year.

Wealth: the happy event of marriage. The drawbacks of official authority.

Eight months: Gregorian calendar (May-2065438+065438+June 4, 0), mining: 65 Yao complex (auspicious) generous, positive, no regrets. about

Wealth: there will be savings, but pay attention to the father's accident. * * * Officials have promotion opportunities.

Gregorian calendar (June-July 6, 2007), noon: 93 Yao (fierce) fire and water economy, strive for strength and seek success.

Fortune: the loss of grievances. Send people, not conquer the movement.

Next month: Gregorian calendar (July 7-August 6), running, Jiuyao (guitar) of the wind and fire family, and everything in good luck.

Fortune: Ying said that in Italy, women's lives are better. High official position, reading ahead of time and becoming famous.

Lunar calendar (August 7-September 6) 94 Yao (Ping), running Zehoge, changing the runway, lucky and uninvited.

Fortune: the harvest that will change. Officials there will sell this machine.

In a single Gregorian calendar (September 7-June 5438+1October 7, 2009), Liu Yao (Ping) was the first to arrive and became famous in one fell swoop.

Fortune: haste is more difficult to achieve. We must formally cultivate self-cultivation and wait for the opportunity, so that Beijing officials will be free from official busyness.

Xu Yue: Gregorian calendar (10 year1October 8th-10 year1October 6th), running for 65 years (guitar), its name is Nature and Auspicious.

The Italian said: "Fortune": ups and downs. Reading succeeded.

Haiyue: Gregorian calendar (165438+1October 7-20165438+February 6), my theory that Tian Daqiang 9 was stored in Shanghai Museum (guitarist) was affirmed.

Wealth: camp pride. The government has done a moderate job and deserved it.

Month: Gregorian calendar (65438+February 7-201KLOC-0/65438+1October 4), fire fighting is nine-bright (guitarist), and people must use it repeatedly.

Fortune: Good luck, many happy events and prosperous business. The government will succeed and the research will get good results. about

Ugly month: Gregorian calendar (1.5-201.2.3), running fireplace 63 Yao (fierce), unlucky and resentful.

Fortune: it is not easy to succeed, bad luck, or original heart disease, or thrilling. Wit is not an official and fails.

Suggestions on the Marriage of Chinese Zodiac

Yi: Rats, monkeys, chickens.

Avoid: cattle, rabbits, dogs, dragons.

This year's life marriage

It should be:19791982197819831986198719941995/.

Taboo:197619771984198519901year/9921993/kloc.

Marriage advice

It should be: 1978 (horse) 1979 (sheep) 1983 (pig) 1986 (tiger) 1995 (pig) 1996 (pig).

Avoid: (dragon) 1985 1976 (cow) 1992000 (dragon) (rabbit): life and marriage during the lunar new year. The above marriages are for reference only, and mutual tolerance and understanding can create a better marriage. Your parents seem to have misunderstood his character, married you, and the zodiac.