Humorous sentences that seek harm from others.

You grew up without a lid and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

Damn guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will kill you!

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

You look so fucking postmodern.

You look like a car accident.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Shit, you're so fucking easy to recognize.

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

I have never seen anything so archaeological.

The long flying sand and stones is amazing.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.

I never curse, but the people I curse are not people. To tell you this is to treat you like a human being ~ ~ You are poor, thoughtless, heartless, uneducated and uneducated, and you are miserable ~ You pollute the air wherever you go ~ People talk like farts ~ ~

So you will lose your temper after reading my advice. No matter how you scold me, I won't be angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs ~