Funny copywriting with lively atmosphere

1. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes. She complained to me and said, "It's all your fault!" "I said," you broke it. Why do you blame me? "She said," Well, if you wash this, won't I break it? "

2. My girlfriend recently lost weight by riding a horse. On this day, I asked the manager of the racecourse: "Strange, when did a camel come to your racecourse, and it was bimodal?" Manager: "To tell you the truth, it's not a camel, it's the horse you rode last time."

3. "Wife, have you ever heard of hitting people without hitting their faces? Why do you always hit me? " "Then do you know why the Monkey King always plays?

Don't Bajie beat Friar Sand? "I don't know." "Because he talks too much!" After that, my wife touched my head and slapped me again.

There was a fortune teller the year before last. I have to say it.

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/kloc-in 0/8 years, he had to take off the bill, saying that he would not be allowed to twist his head ... It's not, it's almost the New Year, and he will propose to me today. What do you think I should do?

There is a beautiful female guest at home. The mother said to the child, come on, baby, let the aunt have a bite! The child said: I didn't kiss her. My father kissed her in the corridor just now and got several mouths!

6. Wife, I have been working for a year, and I haven't saved enough money this year. I have nothing. My wife gently took my hand and said, honey, you don't have nothing. At least, you have the face to go home! And the skin is thicker than last year's Spring Festival!

7. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry!

8. Dad: "Did you talk about your girlfriend at school?" Son: "No" Dad: "Why didn't you bring your computer back?" Son: "I left it at school." Dad: "Don't let your girlfriend play!" " Son: "No, she has her own." It's all routines!

9. Ordinary youth: If it snows, I can have a snowball fight with my girlfriend. Fu: I can see many pure girls in the snow again. Short, ugly and poor: it's snowing. I can make a snowman with me.

Idiot youth: It's delicious to mix some sugar with snow. 10. A friend of mine called my card just now.

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60 thousand yuan, then call me as soon as possible and tell me that the number is wrong and let me call him back. I really lost this friend in an instant without hesitation. 1 1. 10 half of the beautiful girls think they are not good-looking, and the other half think they are not good-looking enough; 10 boys, half think they are handsome, and the other half think they are extremely handsome.

12. Buy a new mobile phone and unlock the screen with facial recognition. Sometimes the unlocking failure tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it, but sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

13. I have a crush on a sister for a long time. One day I want to tell her, I want to stop! Sister seems to see my mind: if you have something to say, just say it! You can consider it as long as you don't propose! I summon up courage: good! I want you to have a baby for me!

14. love rat: I will give you the stars, the moon and the sun, and I will give you whatever you want. W: Let me see your mobile phone. Love rat: No!

15. The landlord left an old woman behind. My niece who went to primary school kept chasing me and asked, Aunt, when are you getting married? I replied: it's still early! My niece said, I'm worried sick. If you don't get married, Flower Girl will be the maid of honor!

16. At the class reunion, there was a boy who was a special mother, and a girl who was tough but good-looking. Neither of them has found a date, so let's say you two are fine. Mother's boy said to the woman, do you have a house and a car at home? That tough girl held back for a long time and said, can you have a baby?

17. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene after eating genetically modified food, which my wife told me!

18.a: Hahaha, I saw a joke that was so funny! B: What's this? Tell me about it! But it is yellow. B: Then skip the yellow part! A: Skip, skip, skip, skip and end.