Excuse me, do you have any friends who know how much a square meter the facade of chibi city New District People's Hospital is selling now? What's the market? Where can I buy it now?

1. The dialogue between the fortune teller and the lady: "Your life is bad." "Why?" "Because you have a bad omen." "Then can I take off my bra?" "No, as soon as you take off the bad omen, there are two big waves in life.

2. During the lecture, the zipper of the female teacher's pants opened, and a girl stood up to remind: Teacher, your door was not closed! The teacher waved his hand: whatever, the director of education will come to inspect it later.

3. Early in the morning on the second day of the wedding, the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing:

Liar! What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings. I thought it was money!

In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

A man and a woman are making out. The man tried hard, but the woman didn't respond. The man asked angrily, "can't you respond a little?" Can't even call the bed! "The woman immediately shouted," Sleep! ! Bed! ! "

6. The father took his son to take a bath, and the ground was slippery. When the son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals and didn't fall.

Father scolds: Shit! It's a good thing that you came with me. You must come with your mother to kill you.

7. Yinbi Road is close to the anal gate. Silverwall said to anus: Cyclops come in and out, don't come out to help him. The anus door said: Every time he comes, he hangs two grenades at my door, which scares me to death. How dare you come out?

When the emperor saw the sad face of his concubine, he called a doctor. The doctor prescribed a prescription after consultation: eight strong men! The emperor was on patrol outside, and when he returned to the palace, he saw the princess radiant, and there were eight thin people kneeling in front of the temple. Emperor: Who is kneeling? Doctor: Slag!

9. The girl bought bananas, put them in her back pocket after getting on the bus, and reached out to catch them from time to time. After a while, a young man patted her on the shoulder: miss, please make way, I'm getting off.

10. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside for a census and asked the old farmer: Do you know why close relatives can't get married? L the old farmer replied with a simple and honest smile: relatives, hehehehehehehehehehehehe ... hehehe, too familiar, not easy to start!

1 1. The ant and the centipede got married. After the wedding night, he asked the ant what he thought. The ant said angrily, it's not like pulling one leg, it's not like pulling the other leg ... damn it, I was joking all night!

12. The bull is on a business trip, and nobody cares about it. So he thought: monkeys are cunning, tigers are cruel, and only elephants are reliable. The bull will come back in a few days.

Take back the wife from the elephant. The next day, Niu roared: Niu B is big.

13. the staff of the family planning office went to a mountain village to inspect the work. When they found that the super-life was very serious, they asked their fellow villagers, "Why is the super-life here so serious?" The fellow villager replied, "There is no electricity". "If there is no electricity, it will be super-life!" The official said angrily. Without electricity, there is nothing to do. "Nothing to do?" The official looked puzzled. "Do it if you have nothing to do."

14. A man and a woman are unmarried, and the matchmaker introduced them. The man introduced himself: one gun, two eggs, no war of resistance for 38 years. Woman: One window, two doors. I haven't been in there for 26 years. The matchmaker said: Stupid is better than stupid.

15. Oilfield, a couple just got married. A couplet was given to the commander. Part I: A new person, a new well and a new drill. Downward: The deeper you drill, the more oil you produce. Horizontal batch: the brighter ... the looser. Read the words separately.

16. Shandong is literate. The teacher wrote "Day" and "Day" on the blackboard and said: One day is one day. An old farmer said, Teacher, what you said is wrong. One day is fine, but not one day.

18. A peasant woman just went to town as a nanny. When she made the bed for her master, she found that she used a condom. I didn't know what it was, so she asked her hostess.

The hostess asked, don't you have sex? The peasant woman replied, yes, but not as crazy as you. Are peeling off.

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Pi Xianxuan and Qiu Kunsheng decided to sign a gift from Shanghai Liling to Xiao Qi.