The love story of naughty troublemakers

The love story of naughty troublemakers

It's okay if you don't like me. After all, not everyone has good taste.

I hate bitter things. But you are very sweet, so I will eat you.

Few men interest me. You are the 5827th.

The moon sneaked into the arms of the clouds. How long will it take you to get into my bed?

I will follow the Milky Way, with the tenderness of the moon and the brightness of the stars, and walk into your dream.

I closed one eye. When you say good night to me, I will close another door.

Like a person, you don't have to fall in love with her. Just get married.

Blink if you like. If you don't like it, I'll put my left foot on my right shoulder.

Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don't, I'm your girlfriend.

Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

The rich woman in Beishangguang makes you cry, and the beautiful women in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai break your heart. Only I love you like a tide.

If you like me, you don't know me. If you know me, you may love me to death.

Free fortune telling, take a selfie to help you test whether your future girlfriend is me. Very accurate.

Even if you are dead and nailed to a coffin, you should call out your object in the grave with this rotten vocal cord.

There are six kinds of horses in this world: zebra, hippo, wild horse, seahorse and BMW. Can you be my boyfriend?

One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken, "Chicken, I love you." The chicken said, "You don't have to duck."

Baby, are you asleep? I miss you a little. I don't know what you are doing now. Will you miss me, too?

If I 18 years old, I can whisper that I like you very much. If I am 28 years old, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much. It's a pity that I'm five years old and I can't give you anything. I have to go to kindergarten.