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Breeze.

This is a moment.

Bus number two.

Heading for Qinglong Mountain.

"Here comes the bus." An old man in black said that his hoarse voice turned white with breathing.

You don't know anything. "Summer-planting is a boy in red, muddy as a good boy under Guanyin.

"unbridled! When I took this bus, Khrushchev was still the leader of the Soviet Union. Even if your parents saw me, they would be polite. " When the old man heard this, he was very angry. He stared at the dancer.

"Hang it all! What kind of hero is it to lean on the old and sell the old? Wash your military coat first, it's all black. " The boy in red followed closely.

Lovers, at that time, fought in one place.

But look at the old man, tiptoeing around a little water, drifting with his figure, reaching out to the teenager while talking, lying on the ground on airs.

The teenager is also unambiguous. He put his teeth on the tip of his tongue, stepped on the back of his right foot with his left foot, and then stepped on the back of his left foot with his right foot, making an action against the conservation of momentum, and cried the volley and flew out of the circle for 5 meters.

It's a pity that an elder is well-informed and furious, but a young man can run a thief and throw a pot skillfully.

"What do you want? Can't fight! " Looking inside, she turned out to be a semi-old woman, five feet long and one meter wide, with fine features and a prominent lumbar and abdominal intervertebral disc.

When it's true, the old man in a military coat won't fall down, and the young man in red seems to have fallen down. When this voice came down, both of them were out of tune, disorganized and stayed in the local area.

It's too late to say this, but the speech above is very sudden. Hearing the noise, the crowd immediately gathered and arranged according to the gossip of Wuhou. The inner ring was photographed by mobile phone and the outer ring was broadcast live by Weibo, which was very lively.

There was a stalemate, and the No.2 bus arrived and stopped at the side of the road. The air was very dignified.

Good aunt, body movement, flash to the front of the car door, the crowd has been orderly.

"Come on, ride in an orderly way, travel in a civilized way, and contribute to the realization of the Chinese dream!" One is like a yellow bell, the other is louder than Lu, and the third directly shocks the two people, causing soft tissue contusion.

It turned out that this aunt was not others, but an "imperial envoy" sent by the organization. Do not believe that the left arm has a crimson armband, and the book is bronzed like the Chinese characters of the Song Dynasty-co-management.

The old man and the young man staggered up to each other and adjusted their breathing and breathing.

"Emperor Zhuan Xu has a shield sword. When not in use, he often chatters in the box. Have you ever heard of it? " The old man has suppressed his scowl and seriously scolded the young man.

"Xiaoke know, just a few times and complete, have the potential to swim longteng dumpling. I don't think that throat thrower is any ordinary small tongue. "Young also integrity, no longer frivolous earlier.

"The four seas are turbulent and angry, and the five continents are turbulent. This wife should be the dancing soul in the square in her early years and the dragon king of the neighborhood Committee! " The young man was tongue-tied after hearing the news and dared not expect anything.

"Don't get on the bus? Don't go up again! "

They hurried to catch the bus, punched in, made a few polite remarks, and sat down without mentioning it.

The old driver held the sunglasses, stepped on the clutch, put on the gear, stepped on the accelerator and left.

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