A copy that makes you want to laugh.

1. When I was a child, I always heard people say to me, "It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, but you will look good when you grow up in a few years." Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to.

2. When you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself.

3. The mother admonishes her son: As a man, you should have backbone. How can you kneel for help just to borrow a toy? The son smiled and said, what does it matter? Then he will kneel down and beg me to pay him back!

4. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family to luxury villas. I didn't rely on others, but I came up with it myself, bit by bit.

A shy boy asked a girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: It's very congenial. The boy asked with a sad face: can't the head be flat?

My roommate used my washing powder without my permission. This kind of person is really boring. He promised to help me wash clothes, so he couldn't go all out to buy washing powder himself?

7. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."

Eight. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are squatting? You were cast a net in a large area and released by selective fishing.

I saw a figure like you in the street. I chased him like crazy and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick.

10. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you curse? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

What's the difference between hardship and local tyrants? Standard answer: the difference between Dabao seeing every day and big health care seeing every day.

Twelve. After dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone and played. I said, "Why are you playing with my mobile phone?" "The new mobile phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Can't I get familiar with my new mobile phone first? " I'm too confident to refuse.

After several severe domestic violence, my wife can't even look at me now. As long as she looks at me, I will sit on the ground and cry.

Fourteen. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat. ...

15. I found a very strange thing, multiple-choice questions in the exam. If I choose A and think about it, I think it may be B. If I don't change it, the correct answer is B. If I change it, the correct answer is A.

16. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

17. Nothing can't be solved by one meal. If not, just eat two meals. If it really doesn't work, find a 24-hour cafeteria and come out after eating happily.

18. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now.

19. Have you found that Tang Priest is actually quite sexy? If you meet an ugly person, you are called a benefactor; if you meet a beautiful person, you are called a bodhisattva.

20. What happened to the world? A man has no object, and others will comfort him that women now ask too much; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

Twenty one. Every time my home is particularly chaotic, I will quarrel with my wife. Especially bad quarrel, she will get angry, and then she will pack up and prepare to go back to her parents' house. At this time, I knelt down and left her, and my home became much cleaner.

22. Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

Twenty-three I used to think that being poor for three generations meant not being poor after three generations. When I grow up, I know that the third generation is too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, so there will be no fourth generation.

24. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, because life will not only deceive you, but even beat you up next.