Xiao Li fortune teller _ Who is Xiao Li fortune teller?

What are the puzzles or riddles that are difficult to guess? Remember to add the answer and why! !

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Brain teaser: Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, and the teacher was right. Why? Brainstorm answer: 10 +4 = 2 pm

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Brainstorming topic: Mingming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first? Brainstorm answer: I can't see anything.

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Brainstorm question: What is the longest car in the world except the train? Brain teaser answer: traffic jam

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Brainstorming question: Who is the most common person on Nanjing Road in Shanghai? [Answer] Brain teaser Answer: China people.

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Brainstorming question: three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called? Brainstorm answer: Call for help.

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Brain teaser: Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they all fall out. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Brainstorm answer: a hole

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Brainstorm question: How many corns can a monkey break in five minutes in an orchard? Brainstorm answer: I didn't get it.

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Brain teaser topic: slip away (hint: pay attention to homonym) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horse, only one can't double? Brainstorm answer: how to tie it?

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Brainstorming question: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Brainstorm answer: little tiger

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Brainstorm question: The bright birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Brainstorm answer: March 30th every year.

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Brainstorming problem: two dogs race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Brainstorm answer: dogs don't sweat.

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Brainstorm question: why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? Brainstorm answer: as long as you don't drink.

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Brainstorming question: What is Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? Brainstorm answer: no one came to the wedding banquet.

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Brainstorming question: Xiaoming only spends money, spending a lot of money every day, but in the end he becomes a millionaire. Why? Brainstorm answer: I used to be a billionaire.

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Brainstorming topic: Two people decided to have a bicycle race to see who can run fast. The competition was held in a flat and spacious stadium. But at the beginning of the race, neither of them wanted to take the lead, and both of them rode slowly. As we all know, none of them will give in to each other, and there is no external interference. In short, everything is fine. Why on earth? Brainstorm answer: They exchanged bicycles.

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Brainstorming question: When is four minus three equal to five? Brainstorm answer: cut a corner from something with four corners.

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Brainstorm question: Why does fat sister A Ying stand on the weighing scale and the pointer only points to 5? Brainstorm answer: the pointer turned once.

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Brainstorming topic: On a windy night, the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When she woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? Brainstorm answer: it was blown out by the wind.

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Brain teaser: Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform, but he didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool.

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Brainstorming topic: The policeman faced two gangsters, but he only had one bullet left. He told the gangsters that whoever moved would be beaten, but those who did not move would be killed. Why? Brainstorm answer: because it is easier to play without moving.

Brainstorming encyclopedia and answers

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Brainstorming question: Who doesn't use electricity? Brainstorm answer: Burmese.

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Brainstorm question: How long will it take to finish reading Tsinghua?

Brainstorm answer: a few seconds.

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Brain teaser: There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first?

Brainstorm answer: You should light the match stick first. If the matchstick doesn't light, the other parts won't work.

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Brainstorming topic: A fashion model wears undisclosed new clothes even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this? Brain teaser answer: Because she saw herself in the mirror.

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Brainstorm question: When does the clock ring 13?

Brainstorm answer: bad times.

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Brainstorming question: What can accommodate two tigers in one mountain? Brainstorm answer: a man and a woman.

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Brainstorm question: Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Brain teaser answer: trees can't jump.

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Brainstorming topic: in the pool of the hunting park, crocodiles are biting the keeper's hat and swimming; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why?

Brainstorm answer: the crocodile swallowed the administrator wearing this hat.

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Brainstorming question: there is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Brainstorm answer: The paper says "Don't read this article".

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Brainstorm question: What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Brainstorm answer: murder weapon.

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Brain teaser: Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Brainstorm answer: this is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

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Brainstorming topic: there was an accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Brain teaser answer: because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.

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Brainstorm question: A fire broke out in one place. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Brainstorm answer: the fire brigade is on fire.

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Brainstorming: Director Li sings loudly when he brushes his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Brainstorm answer: He brushed his false teeth.

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Brainstorm question: When Mr. Wang hit Tai Ji Chuan, Jin Ming was independent, and it seemed so easy to stand for how long. Why? Brainstorm answer: because he is in the photo.

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Brainstorming topic: One night, Mr. A was reading an interesting book at home, and his wife turned off the light. Although the room was dark, Mr. A continued reading with relish. What is the truth? Brainstorm answer: A Jun is blind, and he reads blind books.

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Brainstorm question: How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Brainstorm answer: starve to death.

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Brainstorming question: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind every failed man? Brainstorm answer: There are too many women.

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Brainstorm question: When are you more sure that you are from China? Brainstorm answer: when taking a foreign language exam

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Brainstorm question: Who makes money by luck every day? Brainstorm answer: gas workers.

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Brainstorming question: A hunter, with a gun, robbed the range of 100 meters, and a wolf was 200 meters away from the hunter. Neither the hunter nor the wolf moved, but the hunter shot and killed the wolf? Brainstorm answer: gun length 100 meters.

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Brainstorming question: What do makers know, buyers know, sellers know and users don't know? Brainstorm answer: coffin

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Brainstorm question: Why do Indians grab food with their hands?

Brainstorm answer: Because hands are cleaner than feet.

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Brainstorm question: There is a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why?

Brainstorm answer: Penguin.

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Brainstorm question: Why do hooligans ride for free? Brainstorm answer: prison car.

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Brainstorming question: three people, standing in a row vertically. There are five hats, three blue ones, two red ones, one for each person, and no one is allowed to look at his own color. Then I asked the first man what color hat he was wearing, and he said he didn't know. Then I asked the second person what color hat to wear, and asked the third person what color hat to wear. He said I know. Ask the third person what color hat he is wearing. The first man stood at the end of a row, and he could see the colors of the hats of the first two men.

Brainstorm answer: blue.

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Brainstorming question: If Zhuge Liang were alive, what would be different in the world now?

Brainstorm answer: there will be one more person.

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Brainstorm question: Where can't there be a book across the ground? Brainstorm answer: put it in the corner

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Brainstorming question: Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder? Brainstorm answer: eyes in front, ears in the back.

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Brainstorming: A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back.

Brainstorm answer: One eye is blind.

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Brainstorming question: what causes the most people die?

Brainstorm and answer: the rescue is invalid.

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Brainstorm question: What chicken has no wings?

Brainstorm answer: frog.

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Brainstorm question: What goes up and never falls down? Brain teaser answer: age.

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Brainstorming question: What gets dirtier the more you wash it, someone will eat it if you don't wash it, and no one will eat it if you wash it? Brainstorm answer: water

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Brainstorming question: What is hotter, the more you like to come out?

Brainstorm answer: sweat.

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Brainstorm question: Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun?

Brainstorm answer: conjunction.

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Brain teaser: heart change surgery failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say?

Brainstorm answer: in fact, you don't understand my heart.

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Brainstorming topic: I have never given birth to a child, raised a child, or recognized an adoptive mother, but I became a mother before I claimed an adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling?

Brainstorm answer: bride

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Brainstorming question: Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that? Brainstorm answer: that is to get married on the same day of the same year.

Brainstorming encyclopedia and answers

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Brainstorm question: When does the clock ring 13? Brainstorm answer: bad times

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Brainstorm question: What's the name of the painter's apprentice? Brainstorming answer: lecherous

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Brainstorming problem: the family has family rules, and the state-owned family rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Brainstorm answer: tortoise

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Brainstorming question: The news in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? Brain teaser answer: the year, month and day in the newspaper

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Brainstorm question: What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites?

Brainstorming answer: the baby has no teeth yet.

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Brainstorm question: Why does wearing high heels mean that women are getting married? Brainstorm answer: Because walking in high heels is slow, it is easy for men to catch up.

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Brainstorming question: What kind of wheel just won't turn? Brainstorm answer: the wheels of a windmill

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Brainstorming question: When is 1+2 not equal to 3? Brainstorm answer: when the calculation is wrong

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Brainstorming question: How should a woman who has been divorced for fifty times be described? A brain teaser answer: Give up the former "Gong"

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Brainstorming question: a bull and a cow, guess three words? Brainstorm answer: two cows

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Brain teaser: Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Brainstorm answer: March 30th every year.

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Brainstorm question: Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights?

Brain teaser answer: the car driver is walking.

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Brainstorm question: What are the books that bookstores can't buy? Brain teaser answer: secretary

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Brainstorming question: In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Brainstorm answer: they all handed in blank papers.

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Brainstorming question: Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? Brainstorming answer: cremation

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Brainstorming question: What's the difference between French laughter and ours? Brainstorm answer: They laughed in French.

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Brainstorm question: Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Brain teaser answer: because no one dares to wake it up.

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Brainstorm question: What do you call a beautiful woman who insists on not having children after marriage because she is afraid of losing her figure? Brainstorming answer: peerless beauty

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Brainstorming topic: Xiao Wang sat down and said to Xiao Li, "You must not sit where I sit."

Here you are. "Do you know where Wang is sitting? Answer: Xiao Wang is sitting on Xiao Li's shoulder.

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Brain teaser: There are two big mirrors as tall as you. If you stand naked in the middle, there will be many people waiting in line to reflect. Then use mirrors to seal the front, back, left and right up and down into a three-dimensional room, and the mirrors are all inward. When a newcomer enters, what will he see? Answer: Because there is no gap, the light can't come in, so I can't see anything inside.

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Brainstorm question: A man ran in the wild for ten minutes in the heavy rain, and his hair and clothes were not wet. Why?

Brainstorm answer: that's a bald man.

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Brainstorming: What's the first thing we should do to realize our dreams? Brainstorm answer: wake up

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Brainstorming question: If the earth explodes, which two places are the safest? Brainstorm answer: heaven, hell

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Brainstorm question: Why can't frogs swim in the water while dogs can? Brain teaser answer: Because breaststroke is forbidden in the competition.

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Brainstorming question: What do women lose unconsciously? Brainstorming answer: beauty

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Brainstorming question: Farmers have 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Brainstorm answer: because of a rhinoceros.

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Brainstorm question: how to write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Brainstorm answer: write a word "red"

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Brainstorm question: When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? Brainstorm answer: spare tire

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Brainstorming question: foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Brainstorming answer: alcohol

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Brainstorm question: Why do two tigers fight until they die? Brainstorm answer: no one dares to stop fighting.

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Brainstorm question: If someone asks you the way, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Brainstorm answer: Is this the earth?

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Brainstorming question: Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? Brainstorm answer: black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs.

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Brainstorming: If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would someone commit suicide today? Brain teaser answer: go to heaven and take a seat.

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Brainstorming question: When is four minus three equal to five? Brainstorm answer: cut a corner from something with four corners.

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Brainstorming problem: there is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is stuffed with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork? Brainstorm answer: Push the stopper into the bottle.

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Brainstorm question: There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces?

Answer: Standing face to face, of course.

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Brain teaser: You just call its name and it will be destroyed. What is this? Brainstorming answer: silence

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Brainstorming question: What comes often, but never really comes? Brainstorm answer: tomorrow

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Brainstorm question: When does the clock stop? Brain teaser answer: the clock won't run.

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie} answer: chocolate bar

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

8 1 which historical figure is the most worth fighting? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Who is Amy's mother?

Brain teaser answer (Amy's mother is a flower, why? Peanuts, flowers-raw rice, the mother of natural rice is flowers)

Who is Amy's grandmother?

Brainstorm answer (What are flowers made of? There is an idiom called "a wonderful pen gives birth to flowers".

Who is Amy's father?

Brainstorm answer (dad is mom's lover, of course, and butterfly is Amy's father)

Who is Amy's grandfather?

Grandpa is popcorn filled with rice and flowers.

A group of women are chatting.

Brainstorm answer: nonsense (no chicken talk)

A person is painted gold.

Brainstorm answer: whoosh is amazing (a golden man)

The sheep stopped breathing.

Brainstorm answer: stand up straight (sheep don't breathe)

The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet

Brainstorm answer: now or never, time never comes again (wet)

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent.

Brainstorm answer: I can't stop (my father can't)

The dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

Brainstorm answer: a painting that I never forget (crossing a tree and never forgetting the king)

Bees stop on the calendar.

Brainstorm answer: sunny sunny (bees and calendars)

Two people are sitting on a stone.

Brainstorm answer: kill two birds with one stone

A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Brain teaser answer: bullet rain (bullet rain)

Painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ones.

Brainstorm answer: superb (thick rope into the picture)

Piano in Mobile Construction

Brain teaser answer: love at first sight (moving the piano)

Eat with chopsticks.

Brainstorm answer: popular (chopsticks for people)

Dialogue between chicken and duck

Brainstorm answer: chickens talk to ducks.

One hundred and one degrees.

Brainstorm answer: all done.

Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty.

Brainstorm answer: cadence (a sheep is squatting wrong)

The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said "hello"

Brainstorm answer: Yang follows Yin (sheep telephone eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone?

Brainstorm answer: Tianyi (seamless mobile phone)

Who knows birds best?

Brainstorm answer: a panicked bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice for carp fish?

Brainstorm answer: there are carp in the ice (ceremony)

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare?

Brainstorm answer: hurry up

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over?

Brainstorm answer: Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die?

Brainstorm answer: risk your life

Why is it so melancholy to paint a knife blue?

Brainstorm answer: invulnerability (blue)

Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the Four Arrows since childhood?

Brainstorm answer: Time flies (four arrows)

Why is the middle school attached?

Brainstorming answer: stillbirth (attached middle school)

How to keep ducks from flying away?

Brainstorm answer: give it a wing (it's hard to fly)

How to make sparrows quiet?

Brainstorm answer: click (silence is silence)

How to make things bigger?

Brainstorm answer: (cold) tolerance is great.

What kind of snake has many mouths?

Brainstorm answer: talking (snake)

The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands?

Brainstorm answer: golden basin (wash your hands of golden basin)

What juice tastes the worst?

Brainstorm answer: rack one's brains

What can you see on the guillotine in hell?

Brainstorming answer: furtive

Who can easily finish three years of high school?

Brainstorm and answer: Teacher Rui (can't wait to be sharp, please see ㄉㄤ).

How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop?

Brainstorm answer: there will be a sheep's head hanging at the door of the dog meat shop (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat)

Why do cold jokes have to be told three times at a time?

Brainstorm answer: think twice before you act (three times ~ ~ think twice before you act)

Why do cats like to hit people?

Brainstorm answer: (This question is white enough) Because cats like cats? box

How much does this star weigh?

Brainstorm answer: 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

What happens when Miller of the Walking Team dies?

Brainstorm answer: Maitreya Buddha

Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (

Brainstorm answer: I owe you ~~) because "eight is below seven"

Why can't you see God's dick?

Brainstorm answer: cats can't miss (chickens)

Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"?

Brainstorm answer: the moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee" how much I love you ...)

What sports do you do with your back?

Brainstorm answer: (This is more skirts) Jane sports.

Which snake has the strongest vitality?

Brainstorming answer: a three-inch tongue (snake)

Why are icebergs "horns"?

Brainstorm answer: the other foot was interrupted by the Titanic.

Why don't men go out?

Brainstorm answer: because you go out, you become a "layman"

What chair do you like best?

Brainstorm answer: enjoy.

Why am I born cold?

Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Brainstorm answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Brainstorm answer: What line do orangutans hate most?

Brainstorm answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Brainstorm answer: eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Brainstorm answer: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Brainstorm answer: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

Brainstorm answer: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Brain teaser answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Brain teaser answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Brainstorming answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Brainstorm answer: click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Brainstorm answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Brainstorm answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

Question: What is white plus white?

Brainstorm answer: equal to the little white rabbit

Reason: Xiaobai No.2

Question: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman?

Brainstorming answer: male

Reason: Men have foreskin.

Question: Which singer's name is the man's urine?

Brainstorm answer: Tao Zhe

Reason: Tao Jiji

Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! !

Brainstorm answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Brainstorm answer: Wang Leehom

Reason: to coax.

Question: What if I come out again?

Brainstorm answer: Han Hong

Reason: Still coax.