Seeking: Crosstalk lines of Degang Guo's Crosstalk "On Gambling"

On Gambling (Performances by Degang Guo and Zhang Wenshun)

A: There are more and more people.

B: Ah.

Quite a few people came.

B: That's right.

A: It's the first three doors away.

Hmm.

A: It's a long way.

B: How far is it?

A: Daxing and Changping.

B: Oh.

A: Haidian and Yanqing.

oh

A: Two of them came from Taiwan Province Province last week.

Oh, sometimes.

A: Hold my hand after parting: "Teacher Guo, I like listening to cross talk very much."

B: Oh.

A: "OK, but I'm sorry."

B: What's the matter?

A: "I have to hurry back to Taiwan Province Province."

Oh, I have to go.

A: "Listen again when you have time."

B: Ah.

A: "It's getting late. If we leave now, 105 will have no car ... "

B: This Taiwan Province province will stay in Beijing.

Oh, he ... he has to take the subway, you know?

B: Cough!

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

This means that people like to listen to Quyi.

B: That's right!

I like our traditional culture.

B: Ah.

A: Of course, not exactly.

B: Why?

A: Some people don't like cross talk. Are you in a hurry with someone else?

B: You can't do that either.

A: That's wrong. You can not listen. It doesn't matter if you don't come.

B: Oh.

A: Send someone to deliver the ticket money!

Are you a money addict?

A: It's not appropriate if people don't come and tickets don't come.

B: What's wrong with that! Yes, that's it.

A: Isn't it? Some people don't like this.

B: some people don't like it.

I like growing flowers and grass.

B: Each has its own advantages.

A: Watching movies ... Everyone has different hobbies.

B: That's right.

A: Go backstage.

B: How many of us are backstage?

A: The four old gentlemen have their own characteristics.

B: Everyone has his own hobbies!

A: Mr. Li from Li Wenshan. ...

What is good about Mr. Li?

A: Delicious.

This man is greedy.

Well, look, it's delicious. Pancake rolls and steamed bread are eaten with rice.

B: Cough! How much food did you get!

A: Well, I saw it as soon as I came in today. Wow!

B: What's the matter?

Cut a cake weighing four pounds.

What is this for?

A: I said, "What are you doing with this?"

B: Yes.

A: "Let's have a drink later!"

B: Cough! Eat when you are thirsty. Look at this thing!

A: This is the first person in history to drink at this time.

Not that fat.

Xing Zhaowen. Mr. Xing, have a good drink.

B: Have a drink.

A: You can't live without wine. I drank too much that day. ...

B: How about that?

Answer: Use chopsticks as chicken feet and eat one and a half!

B: Oh! These chopsticks are even worse.

A: Dear Mr. Wang. ...

What is he good at?

A: It's easy to hook up!

B: how do you prove this?

A: I have done more than 70 thousand in my life, but I have not succeeded. I failed once. I pulled out a hair as a souvenir.

B: Oh!

A: I'm old and settled down.

B: What's the matter?

A: All of them have been pulled out.

I have no choice.

A: Mr Zhang Wenshun.

What's my use?

A: good at playing cards.

Well, just some hobbies.

A: Not gambling.

B: No gambling.

A: Play!

Yes, playing.

I don't want to gamble outside either. It is in front of my house.

B: Nearby.

Grandma Zhang, Grandma Wang, Li Nainai, Grandma Zhao, Aunt Sun, Second Aunt, Third Aunt and Fourth Aunt.

I live in March 8th Mahjong Club.

A: Oh, great.

B: Are they all women?

A: well, you deserve praise.

B: how?

A: Share the worries for the country and solve the employment problem of middle-aged and elderly women.

B: They all won my money, so they made up the difference with me, didn't they?

A: Whether it is poker, mahjong or Pai Jiu, it is an entertainment tool in itself.

Well, this is entertainment.

A: Never gamble.

B: That's right.

A: As the saying goes.

What do you mean?

A: If you gamble for a long time, you won't win.

That's true.

A: I am too drunk to drink, and I am too thin to play with money.

I'm talking about it.

A: When drinking, everyone wants each other to drink more.

B: Everyone tries to persuade each other to drink.

A: the more you persuade, the hotter it gets.

B: Ah.

A: It's not good to make friends and play with money.

B: What's wrong with playing with money?

A: I can't wait for the other party to lose money.

B: everyone is holding back to win.

a； Win more money by yourself.

B: Ah.

Some people want to eat here.

oh

A: It means eating here.

B: What about this passerby?

A: What's its name?

B: What's its name?

A: Money thief.

B: Gamblers.

A: I don't go to work. I do it as a business.

Look.

A: Sweep around and find out where there are card games to play with others. He was different from others as soon as he entered the door.

What kind of person is he?

A: He needs to make a reconnaissance first, where is the main entrance, where is the side door, where is the rear window, where is the kitchen, what street is outside this door, what alley is it, and how to get home.

What is this for?

He is very useful. He is on the right track. Everyone plays like this, "Bang!" As soon as the door was smashed, the police closed the gambling contract.

B: That's right.

A: He stood up first. "Bai Er!" Turn off the light, pull the money out of the table, hold it in your arms, open the back window, dig it out and go home!

B: roll for a while!

A: Oh, how cruel!

B: That's disgusting.

A: This is called a money thief.

B: Oh.

A: There is that fool, and there is another fool.

What is a fool like?

Our uncle Cao Yunjin is backstage.

B: Oh ... Yes, he looks like him.

A: That's the same.

B: Same, tall and thin.

A: Warm heart, fun card. Tianjin people.

B: Oh.

It's a good idea where to play cards. People are sitting outside playing cards.

B: Yes.

He can't. "Good for you, good for you, haha, I have to visit me at Kang's house."

B: You broke down.

A: "I'll go inside. Oh, where are my big leather shoes? "

Newly bought shoes.

Answer: "Newly bought, 1 10 pair of shoes. Where do you put it? Don't step on the floor, put it on the table ... "

This is outrageous.

A "... without this rule, put it in the microwave oven ..."

B: Hey!

A: "No, you won't let me!"

They won't let me go.

A: "Hey! Put it in the cupboard, put it in the cupboard, roll it in, roll it in, and lock it. The key is in your pocket, thank you, thank you, thank you! "

B: Oh! These shoes are safe.

A: Have fun! Halfway through the game, "Bang!" As soon as the door was knocked down, the police came in and all the "hula copies" ran away.

B: They all ran away.

He is the only one sitting on the kang. The policeman asked, "Where did everyone go?" "Good for you, it's all gone!" "What about you?" "I'll go with you!" "come on Go! " "I can't leave, my shoes are locked in the cupboard!"

B: Oh!

A: Idiot.

B: How stupid.

A: But when it comes to playing cards, many people are particularly addicted.

Oh, yes.

A: I didn't feel energetic at first, but I was dizzy by this place. Speaking of playing cards, hum! Here comes the spirit.

B: there are such people.

A: Pan's father is like this. Oh, playing cards is great!

B: Really?

A: I am happy from the heart. Dare not during the day, afraid of being caught, play at night.

B: In the evening.

A: On June 3rd, the air conditioner at home broke down. Turn off the children. It's too hot. The room is like a steamer. All the doors and windows are closed and the curtains are closed.

B: Why?

A: Hanging on the mattress, it's all blocked.

B: Afraid of gambling.

A: Four families can sit. Spread the blanket on the table quickly.

Why is this happening?

A: You can't throw cards.

Oh, I am afraid of noise.

I'm afraid of making noise. I dare not turn on the light in the room. Change a small light bulb, the size of a pine nut.

B: Cough! What can you see?

A: Take a dark brush outside.

B: Oh!

A: Sit here. Once you take this card, you can't throw it away. If you throw this card, all three families have to stand up and kowtow.

Oh, I can't.

A: Let's take a look first.

B: Oh! Clock repairman!

A: (whispering) "Do you want 60 thousand?"

B: Oh!

Play a game of cards tonight.

How slow this thing is!

A: It's a waste of time.

B: That's right.

A: When playing cards, humanity is the most important thing.

B: Oh, this shows human nature?

A: Well, the nature of a card player is fully revealed-if you sit here, you will win the card. ...

B: How about winning cards?

A: There really are such masters-shaking their heads, dancing and having fun everywhere!

B: Really? You learn this!

A: Oh! Put the card up, "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! There are no teapots and bowls. "

B: What's the matter?

A: "Carp abductors are all straight men! Ha ha ha ha ha, alas! Mahjong is also available, and partners are enough. If you eat it, it will burn!

B: Look! I missed it.

A: Look at this thing! Today is a good day, gnome male-",some days are not so good! The wind is not too strong to blow, but it's cool when it rains. Listen to the hail to relieve boredom "Is it a fine day?

B: Oh!

A: "Oh! Look at this card, look at this thing today, this hand, hmm! "

B: What's the matter?

A: "Oh, this smells good! Hey hey hey! (Singing) The evening breeze caresses Penghu Bay, and white waves chase the beach ... "

B: Yes.

A: Touch! (changed to duet) "There is no coconut grove in the sunset, only a sea blue!"

What is that smell?

A: He is very sensitive to duets.

B: Oh!

A: I am very happy that this is, very happy to play! Say two or three didn't paste. ...

B: How about that?

A: I'm dying. Slap the cards and curse the dice. Three of the four playing cards are not people! Just sitting here, handsome boy, after a few minutes, his head is as red as a mountain!

B: I'm in a hurry.

A: "Well, it's good to be full. My heart is full. Idiot boys look at the same picture. Don't be next to anyone. "

b； What happened?

A: "Who is next to who is afraid of scabies!"

B: Oh!

A: "I am the ghost Zhang Fan Shi Tian-I can't help myself! The lightning god fell into the ice hole-I was half cold, and I was. "

B: Where is there so much nonsense?

A: "Paste? Paste the raw firearms. I posted it! I put up the window, I'm clean! I don't lose it, I have everything! This stupid card! Put the wicked in the car ... "

B: How about that?

A: "... Te (push) is wicked! Catch the salt for the wicked ... "

B: What's the matter?

Look at that!

B: Did the wicked recruit you?

A: I hate 60 thousand!

B: how annoying?

A: "I just found 30,000, 60,000 and 90,000, but nothing. Why did I visit you just now? "

B: Where does it know what it is doing?

A: "Say yes! Alas! Stop it, why don't you sit on your face?

B: That's right.

A: "The pig descended to earth-you are not human. Look at you. "

B: Did you recruit him?

A: "Do you know that I lost 1.7 thousand last time I sat with you?" I will sit opposite you tomorrow. I'll turn around and leave. I'll jump into the river and kill myself. I won't play with you. I'm telling you! This unfortunate appearance ... I also know that we are guilty of each other. "

What are you doing?

A: "You are a dog and I am a chicken. Chickens and dogs are not at the end, and white horses are green cows! " "-where where, this is all!

B: I can't get it.

A: Not next to this capital! "You this dog is not a good dog I tell you! A dog's head and a dog's brain are just a bunch of jackals! "

B: Did someone bother you?

Answer: "What about you ... Hum, unlucky look, look at that unlucky look ... your forehead is green and your mouth is inlaid with jade." You are ... green fruits are precious-watercress is green, huh? " Did you eat spinach net? What happened to your father Popeye? "

What nonsense!

A: This is across the hall. I can't live if I go home.

B: What happened at home?

A: He plays a card and people will have it when they go home.

B: That's right.

A: Don't flatter yourself. If you flatter yourself, you will curse the street. He plays drums, others play drums, and he is in a hurry.

B: What's the matter?

A: "Oh, not bad, not seeing you at the top of the temple, huh?" Tear me to pieces? You are wrong. I'll post one! I recruited you. Did I make you angry? Huh? How bitter we are. What is this? Did I upset your family? Did I throw your child into the well? I encouraged your father to divorce? Huh? "

B: Where? Where? This is!

A: "What's wrong with letting me post one of your wrong pictures?" What just ... talk, talk, talk, ah! What happened? It's like sitting in a dunghill He is a big man with a stupid face and a wicked heart! "

I recruited you. Me!

A: "Silly face and wicked heart? This is one! Still happy, still happy, you see how embarrassing! Stop grinning and look at the size of that tooth! Break it down and draw it. It's big in that pile of chicken throwing cards! "

Did I recruit you? Me!

A: "Ah, don't throw away your teeth one day. Give it to me. "

B: What's this for?

A: "I'll carve a stamp to order! This is going home with others. "

B: Go home.

A: The same is true for the next home. He sent one, and it's over. Do you want to eat it or not?

B: What does the man eat?

A: Eating is gossip. This is a card, chicken. When you finish eating, people will eat at home and reach out and touch. (thug) "Don't move! You're not afraid of getting burned! What to eat? " "Oh, chicken." "Ah, eat chicken? You don't avoid eating, the doctor saw it for nothing, the hospital saw it for nothing, and you took the forty pounds of medicine for nothing. What did the doctor tell you? "

What did you say?/Sorry?

Answer: "I won't tell you to avoid chickens!" " "What the doctor said! This is to eat him. I can't do it without eating.

B: How about dinner?

A: 150,000. "Fifty thousand!" People don't want it, so they have to reach out and grab the cards. He was anxious here: "Don't move! Don't move. " "I said, why are you still carrying your hand?" "Nonsense! Don't you want to draw cards? Huh? Let me ask you first, what's wrong with me? " "Not you ... I don't need it!" "What need not? Idle, busy! It's called 50 thousand, okay I'd love to. Here is a clean one! Huh? Where is it? " "No, you are unreasonable, I don't need it!" "What need not? What do you use? " "Hua!" Bala, lie down.

B: what is human nature?

What do you mean by human nature? This is ... "No, you ... stand up, you stand up, why are you staring at me? Why is your forehead so green? Did you see what he took? This! "

B: Cough! He was recruited.

A: "Oh, I said you ... hey hey hey! Put out the cigarette, put out the cigarette, stop smoking, okay, where is it so spicy? Where did you get such a big addiction? Playing cards to relieve boredom is smoking to relieve boredom? Huh? Do you have a pair of socks that are not fun? All right! I can't stand this kind of thing. (Cough) Get some water to drink, get some water to drink, my throat is smoking. The sound made to attract people's attention ... I have known this person for a long time ... The sound made to attract people's attention ... There is no such thing. "

You have a lot to do.

We play cards for fun, don't we ... where is the sputum bucket? Here is a sputum bucket ... Poof ... What a spit ... You didn't tell me when you took it away yesterday, and you vomited in your shoes. "

B: what kind of humanity is this?

A: "It's almost dawn. Let's prepare breakfast, buy some sesame seed cake fruit and some fried dough sticks, shall we? " Cook me a bowl of wonton and lay down forty eggs. "

Oh! What about your confinement?

A: "Oh, dear ... huh? (Sniffing) ...No. "

B: What's the matter?

A: "Where is the smell? What is this? I just smelled it. (sniffing) ... hmm! ! Smelly tooth flower! "

B: Cough! Did I recruit you?

A: "I said so fishy, huh?" Look at it! Great, strip his braid and garlic! "

B: Isn't that more delicious?

A: "Cover up the taste in your mouth. No, I said you stink ... (sniffing) No, not you ... "

B: Hey! Not here.

A: "Not you ... Oh! ! ! There is beriberi here! God, you are really good! Huh? Playing cards is boring, so is stringing athlete's foot? Huh? String is no problem. Wash your hands when you're done-I'll shout cards here after stringing athlete's foot, and I like to dip my mouth when I catch cards-I just said it was so salty, are you going to strangle me? Huh? Is it funny? You are. " Do you see it? This is a lost card.

B: This road is taken by people.

Do you see it? Does it taste good？ Not good at all. There used to be such a way of playing cards.

How do you play cards?

The old lady plays cards.

B: Oh, lesbian.

A: Shuttle cream.

Yes, it's called playing cards.

A: Card, card. Actually, it's not playing cards, it's typing words-bickering.

Oh, chatting.

I'm usually fine. As soon as I get here ...

b； How's it going?

I remember everything.

B: Really?

A: Hey, this dealer caught a lot.

B: That's right.

A: Ah, there is no one else. Aunt, second aunt, third aunt and old aunt. Anyway, the old ladies nearby.

B: near the street.

A: Sit together and get the cards. Dealers must catch them first. As long as she takes it, there will be more nonsense here.

B: Right away?

A: "Let me tell you something ..."

B: Ah.

A: "I don't want to take the lead ..."

B: What's the matter?

A: "The first one, don't paste! When my aunt came to see me today, she didn't mention that Second Sister was here. If she said second sister was here, we wouldn't come. Second sister completely suspected that we were gossiping. How can you live without talking? What do sisters do together? It's hot, isn't it? I'm bored watching movies, but I don't know Peking Opera and Pingju. We don't understand anything else, just sit together and play cards. At that time I thought I was a girl. How interesting is it? How much are ten dollars and eight dollars? Who will take it to heart? We can pass 80%, and sisters will always be friends together, right? Oh, my aunt is here? I didn't know my aunt was here today, but we can't come today.

The old aunt was wrong yesterday. She bent down and played cards with paste, but there was no paste, right? My fourth aunt made a paste, so how much can I get if I win the game? I came home late yesterday, it was past three o'clock, oh! The kettle is not full, the stove is out, the floor is not swept, the house is not cleaned, the children are crying, and the adults are making trouble. My man and I had a fight. He's afraid of me ... I ... I'm not that anxious with him. He stared at me and I stared at him. Tell you what, stare at me? He is bored, and so am I. That's not worth it. I can't sleep nearby. Get up in the morning and make fun of me. He rolled me, I rolled him, he gave me a mouth, I tore his coat. I am not afraid of him! I played this at my parents' house when I was a child. Because of this, my mother and I often quarrel ... children don't always follow me, go out and see if there are any thread shops, after your father sews up his coat. I'm telling you, I don't have time to call me out today. There's still a lot of work to do. The clothes were not washed, the pot was soaked and brushed, the rice was stewed and the children were not fed. It's disgusting, isn't it? Ten, twenty ... Oh, great! I wrapped it! "

B: What's the matter?

A: Forty-eight!

B: I bought them all.