Short stand-up crosstalk should be suitable for primary school students, as funny as possible, if it is stand-up crosstalk.

At least 1 thousand words of stand-up comedy.

(1) length:

The battle between the monarch and the minister, followed by the leader, bet on the treasure, Xie, Kangxi's private visit, anecdotes of both capital city, Sir, blood spattered on the white dog grave, white falling from the building, shooting, ugly queen, female champion, Li monster hunt, Jin Meng, double locust tree, antique king, toad monster, nine heads and thirteen lives.

(2) Short stories:

Dayu Water Control, Bee Swallow, Begonia Red, Yelangguo, Zhenfeijing, Naotan Temple, Jilingge, Fanjiadian, Feibidian Taiyuan, Dozen Western Empress Dowager, Yellow, Wax Kitchen Knife, Borrowing Fire, Drunkenness, Twenty-four Filial Pieties, Heaven and Earth, Opening Damage Orders, Redeeming Donkeys, Ascending Third Class, and Lun. On Poor and Rich, Tianwang Temple, Wuyi, Xiaoxian, Disciple Downtown, Ten Old People's Congress, Yang, Yao Jiajing, Pearl Jade Jade Soup, Bendemu Entering Beijing, Cinnabar Judgment, Animal Figure, Zhengxingde, Shooting Quxiang for a Long Time, Box Corpse Case, Haihui Temple, Naughty Boy, First Needle, Gemini Newspaper, Su Xiaoxiao, Jiaozi Hutong. The ghost makes the mare go, silly daughter-in-law, anxious mother-in-law, Erjin Palace, Chunxiang family, Peach Blossom and Apricot Beauty, Banquet, Aiwowo, Learning Art, Blowing Sky-breaking, Sanzhang, Second Master, Pushing Needle to Continue Hemp, Five-star Building, Cobbler Bride, Flying Pen Point Taiyuan, Chasing Thief Hutong, flogging Shen Wansan, Ding, Zhang Hutong and adopted son's hut.

crosstalk

(1) Pass:

Eight fan screens, white, menu items, big bodyguards, geographical maps, boasting houses, three sections, selling five weapons, talking about boxing, foreign teachers' prescriptions, weapon scores, dark eight fans, theater fans' prescriptions, bobo array, and selling treasures.

② Pingzhuang:

Smoke-filled drums, promotion plans, business classics, eating monkeys for free, acting as pawns, money fans going home, eating Yuanxiao, lighting lamps with vinegar, gambling, face reading, ear tickets, raising a turtle, the Red Chamber Society, Xizhengmeng, the golden turtle, family theory, uncovering tiles, coughing, crying as pawns, laughing and crying, eating jiaozi, selling coffins, and being afraid of drums. On rules, speech, age, pingxi, strange treatment, Chinese New Year, selling noodles tea, eating moon cakes, selling tickets, dreaming of marriage, stealing theories, tying dolls, going to Japan, playing chess, painting and calligraphy, being rich in wine and color, traveling abroad, being fascinated by my son,

(3) Wen Wei:

Eight auspicious, Spring Festival couplets, two-character meaning, article meeting, Xijiangyue, selling couplets, four-party poems, poetry meeting, pearl shutter door, and approving the Three Kingdoms.

(4) Mother and son:

Zhong Pu, six people, against seven people, on teasing, five-line poem, a tree without leaves, a sheep on a tree, learning the four phases, learning to dance, longevity boxing, playing riddles, spitting lotus flowers.

(5) pour:

Pull foreign films, learn four provinces, learn Jinan dialect and Tianjin dialect, find church meetings, dare not take a bath, dare not calculate divination, eat tofu for pigs, speak old Beijing dialect, dare not pull carts, dare not sell vegetables, and dare not pay rent.

(6) filariasis (including leg work):

Eight major career changers, the daughter of Dou, Fenhe Bay, Yellow Crane Tower, Hongyang Cave, Master Jing, vernacular bangzi, learning Xihe River, selling cloth heads, selling clothes, peddling paintings, being a court, Shandong, going to the west, being a crow, Wei River, Wu pendant, Wen pendant, opera fans wandering the streets, and Shiro visiting his mother. Jumping God, Wang Sifu's sister, on stage and off stage, Japanese Bangzi, Pingxi Grand View, Heizi Book, Quyi Learning, Laoting Learning, Raising Horse Selling, Henan Opera, Liang Zhu Ai Shi, Liu Yun's Mother Beating, Pingxi Learning, Yutangchun, Yang Naiwu's Writing, Yang Naiwu and Chinese Cabbage, Daxixiang, Sighing Life, Learning Xiaoqu, Bao Gong Opera, Mathematics. Eighteen Sorrow, Shiro Visiting Mother, Huarong Road, Wujiapo, Visiting the Queen, Hongluan Gua, Yang Er She Garden, Miscellaneous, Hall of Headlights, Snow School, Forgetting Ci and Allegro Double Choi.

Group crosstalk

Stripping jacket, making confession at the trial, Famen Temple, Qunqikou, Jingang Tuiyan, Jiujiu, Fan, Wupen Ji, Siyan Lian, Wenxun, Wuxun, finding Wuzi, overlapping words, restraining the heart sutra, solving crimes, visiting the overpass, selling horses in Qin Qiong, opening a ditty, marrying a wife, slandering Taiping lyrics and discussing swords in Huashan.

Taiping lyrics

Liu Ling was drunk, the legend of the White Snake, a tour of the West Lake, a wave array, a small business leader, Ying Dajie, Luo Cheng's divination, the Five Dragons' adherence to the holy spirit, a series of tricks, Qin Qiong's watching the array, Fengbo Pavilion, playing the yellow wolf, Lanqiao Club, Gao Dajie, Han Xin's divination, black elder sister's persuasion, and the struggle between snipe and clam.

Ten idle lotus falls

Fa Sixi, Jia Zisong, Wang Erjie Sifu, Sun Pangdou Zhi, Bai Rentu, Gang Jian, Si Da Mai, Shili Pavilion, Lilac Cutting Meat, Wang Xiang Sleeping Fish, Overnight Flower Pavilion and Saw Cylinder.

Allegro (Wang, Gao, Li)

Shuang Suoshan, Zhan Changsha (five books), single knife club, Changyu cooking the sea, white apes stealing peaches, little widows going to the grave, listening to the piano in the early stage, Zhuge Liang betting, Emperor Yang Di going to Yangzhou, Wujiang Haiting, Liu Ling drunk, Wang Qi learning, Song Wu beating tigers, Song Wu fighting shops, invisible grass, what makes the sea, Song Wu catching clubs and so on.

Crosstalk drama

Tang Bohu lit Chou-heung, promoted plans, anecdotes in the Wulin, tears of poor women, great longevity, poor man, borrowed an umbrella to swim around the lake, turned back the black sheep, and shot Yan and Chinese cabbage.

Cross-dressing Opera (Beijing, Review and Bang)

Hit the jar, a piece of cloth, ceiling tiles, go down to Henan, ask the doctor, Famen Temple, double-backed stool, spinning cotton, Tianhe Pei, Hanako picking up gold, three unwilling, Weiyang Palace, Yuanmen chopping, Dadengdian, capture Sun Fu alive, beat the dog and persuade her husband, Qin Xianglian and liuyong smashed the driver, cut the yellow robe and sue the black donkey.