Who is the fortune teller who tells Wu Xie's fortune?

As the saying goes, the secret can't be leaked. It means that even if the gods know God's will, they dare not talk nonsense. Whoever said that will be punished for leaking secrets.

In fact, this is also understandable. People are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If you know the number of tomorrow's lottery, then the lottery sales point will not be trampled and the welfare lottery company will not pay for it. If we knew which official died first, wouldn't the official's family have been overcrowded, and the first one would be ignored?

Therefore, it is also a means for the jade emperor to protect the people who eat melons by not letting the immortals come down to earth and spreading news casually.

But it happened that some immortals deliberately spread gossip to show their existence, so some people lost their heads.

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The Dragon King of Jinghe River is equivalent to the director of the Municipal Water Affairs Bureau, and he usually lives comfortably.

It happened that the hag came to report that a fortune teller instigated two fishermen to fish every day and caught a lot of fish every time. Originally, the director didn't want to care about the life and death of Xiao Pi people, but from another angle, the fortune teller bullied the fart people, which was to despise his authority. How to do this?

As a result, he changed into Untitled Scholar and wanted to challenge him at home. The topic of the college entrance examination is: On the possibility of rain tomorrow.

The fortune-teller told him unhurriedly, "Clouds fan the top of the mountain, and fog covers the top of the forest. If you occupy Yuze, you must be in the Ming Dynasty. "

The Dragon King asked, "When will it rain tomorrow? How heavy is the rain? " The gentleman said, "There will be clouds tomorrow morning, thunder at noon and rain at noon, which is three feet, three inches and eight minutes."

Seeing that he was trapped, the Dragon King smiled and said, "This is no joke. If it rains tomorrow, according to the number of hours you rest, I will give you 52 shifts as a thank you. If it doesn't rain, or if it doesn't count by the hour, I'll tell you the truth, I'll smash your facade and your signboard, and I'll immediately kick you out of Chang 'an. I am not allowed to confuse people here! "

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Jinghe Aric went home happily. I didn't expect that as soon as I sat down, the staff of Fengjinjia Tiangong sent a red-headed document signed by the Jade Emperor, which read-

"He ordered eight rivers to drive thunder and switch on and off electricity; Shi Yuze in Ming Dynasty, Puji Chang 'an City. "

The contents of this red-headed document are exactly the same as those of the fortune teller, and the Dragon King was scared to pee.

However, the strategist told him, "Your Majesty, don't worry. How difficult is it to beat him? I have a little plan to punish that guy. " When the Dragon King asked about the plan, his strategist said, "It rained at night, and there were few hours. That fellow is not sure about divination, and he is afraid that he will not win. " At that time, the soldier smashed the signboard and drove him away. Why is it difficult? "

So, the dragon king was relieved.

It can be seen that the Dragon King usually does this kind of thing.

The next day, after deducting the points and time according to the advice of the military adviser, he rushed to the street and asked the fortune teller to lift the table. I didn't expect the fortune teller to sneer at it-

"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid! I am not guilty of capital punishment, but you are guilty of capital punishment! People are easy to hide, but I am hard to hide. I know you. You are not a scholar, but the king of Jinghe River. You violated the jade emperor's edict, changed the time, calculated the points and broke the dogma. I'm afraid you'll get a knife on the dragon chopping block. Are you still here to scold me? "

It turns out that this fortune teller not only dares to reveal the secrets of heaven casually, but also knows the fate of King Jinghe. He is a complete information dealer, and even Wei Zhi's true identity has been betrayed.

Why is this fortune teller so awesome? The book says that he is Yuan Shoucheng, the uncle of Yuan Tiangang, director of the Observatory.

However, even if you look through ancient books, you can't see the name Yuan Shoucheng.

Honesty means honesty, but this fortune teller is a little honest. As a mortal, how did he know the will of the Jade Emperor? As a mortal, how did he know Wei Zhi's identity? As a mortal, why did you let out the secrets of heaven, but live in peace, and instead cut down the dragon king?

All these prove that this Yuan Shoucheng is not a mortal, otherwise he wouldn't know so much inside information; He's not a fairy in the sky, or he won't get away with it. Who is he? As long as you think that two people have appeared on Chang 'an Avenue during this time, you will know his true identity!

Who is he? Obviously, it's not Guanyin, but a disciple of Guanyin-Qi Mu!

Only he can know the secret of heaven (even if Guanyin doesn't tell him, his brother Nezha will tell him); Only he can't stand the punishment (Guanyin is the big boss backstage).