Peisi Chen has a cross talk, and there is a line "Who has ever seen a tenant so angry with his master?"

Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao's sketch The Prince and the Postman

Lines:

Postman prince

Kid, slow down.

Your majesty, keep up.

Your/His/Her (Royal) Highness

Boy, I made you run fast.

Remember the slow hammer in Beijing opera.

I’m reading a book.

Precisely

fool

How do you know my nickname?

Then your tuba.

Two fools

Okay, let me ask you where we are.

We found foreigners everywhere.

I don't know this little one.

Isn't this the World Stadium?

You know me, you ask me, you call me stupid.

This is my sovereign score.

Let me ask you something. you said

What are we doing here?

Isn't this running errands for foreigners?

Wrong. We were ordered by the Queen Mother lafayette.

Come and play here.

Have fun. We are here for a public tour.

Let me ask you one more time. you said

Where should we run?

Listen to your command and sit at the top of the list.

When did I say the first time?

You mean the first one?

If this is the first time.

So this is

This is the thumb.

How about this, Littlefinger?

I asked you what date it was.

First, how is this the first?

My number is the first one.

All right, then you're in charge of this.

Is it still the first from top to bottom?

Then let me tell you something.

We can go anywhere.

Then I will run away

I just can't run first. Why?

You want to run first.

Foreigners must be unhappy.

What if he is unhappy?

Lafayette will be angry.

They are related.

Your boy is not an idiot

I am an idiot.

That's my brother.

I said stupid, you said.

I'm telling you, when Lafaille is angry,

The head of your family

It was cut off.

If you say this old woman is poisonous enough.

Do you dare to say that Lafayette is an old lady?

She is not an old lady.

Let's do something specific. What you said is very specific.

After a while, the gun rang.

You're just chasing foreigners' ass.

I will run after foreigners' ass.

Your/His/Her (Royal) Highness

Did you see which foreigner I followed?

We are like foreigners here.

There are no foreigners here.

When I say yes, it seems that there is no comparability.

Then don't compete Better than nothing.

Have you seen me?

I have met your majesty.

I feel like a foreigner now.

You look like a foreigner now.

You run with me.

I'll run after your ass

correct

Then don't always point at this.

I mean, what's wrong with that?

That's not an ass?

Wang Ye Nani

Run after you

slow

apology

What apology?

What kind of apology?

This is called giving face to foreign adults.

Can he have this thing? Why not?

I gave him my yellow-faced woman.

Stick it on his white face

Isn't he a two-faced man?

Your son and I are poor.

I didn't commit poverty with you

It has nothing to do with you playing dumb.

I'm so stupid. I am so stupid.

Apologize quickly

Your/His/Her (Royal) Highness

If you want to apologize, you must apologize to us first.

why

Do you miss the G8?

What good things have you done in Beijing?

Up to now, he has cut our land.

Come on, is this your responsibility?

Besides, it's not called cutting

That's called renting a house.

Do you understand?

Yes, he rented our land.

Then we are the landlords.

Their family is a tenant.

But who has ever seen a tenant so angry with his master?

Mention which pot is not open.

Your/His/Her (Royal) Highness

I don't know what this is about.

Really can't.

You can always laugh with others, right?

I smiled.

Giggle.

Giggle.

All right, all right.

Let's try.

Good slow

laugh

I'm laughing, aren't I?

It's worse than crying

You should smile politely.

You have a stomachache

You cover your stomach. no

You are so rustic, can't you be foreign?

You are a foreigner, so am I.

I will be the postman. How can you be a postman?

Let me show you.

How can I play with them?

No, you can't be a postman, sir.

The postman is a servant.

Look, we have to call everyone.

Wherever I go, I will greet you.

Can you say that?

What's the big deal?

i take my hat off to you.

Who has ever seen such a large slave spectrum?

What should I do?

You see how I greet you every day.

People meet.

i take my hat off to you.

i take my hat off to you.

Get up.

Your son took advantage of me.

I'm Uncle Yang, right?

Let me see you fake foreigner.

Your Majesty, I am a foreigner.

I want to see how strong you can be.

I am an unreasonable foreigner.

When Eight-Nation Alliance came to Beijing.

Is he reasonable?

A word spoken is a word that must be honored.

Let's leave now.

All right, look at me. I passed you.

I slowed down. Did you see me smile?

See the posterior molars, yes.

Give Uncle Yang a smile.

Three years old. You are only three years old.

You kick me, and you dare to call me a foreigner.

You kicked me.

I have a third foot.

Can't I keep it first?

I dare you to kick it out for me.

is it

Your child

Kick me

Kick you?

Don't you dare pull my braid.

It's killing me

When Eight-Nation Alliance entered Beijing,

I have played with our people's braids a lot.

Give Uncle Yang a smile.

Give me a smile.

Ugly than crying. This face

If the boy turns against you, I will hit you.

Do you dare?

I am a foreigner. I

Your majesty fired.

This means that it has already started.

Why did all the foreigners run away?

Hurry up and chase me.

Delin

How small it is to catch up with one.

Your Majesty, I have caught another one.

I can't believe there are no living heroes.

Sooner or later.

Guan Gong Guan Yunchang waved a dragon crescent moon blade.

At that time, I will see who dares.

Just bully us China people.

Gentlemen, young and old.

There is a foreigner in front.

Should I chase it or not?

chase

Listen to you.

Okay, first place.

How can I explain it?

Report to your majesty

Look at this table. It's full of foreigners.

Stand up and yell at us.

What are they shouting?

What are you yelling about? All right.

Well, that means we came first.

They are not angry either.

What else can I say?

We China people must stand up straight and be human again.

Kind and stupid

Let's go back to Beijing to find the old lady.

It was stupid of me not to hear.

Let's get a reward from Lafaille.

go on foot

Let's leave now. I'm so stupid

People are watching you, okay?

You go first.

Don't worry, you go first.

You go first. You go first.

You go, you

Slaves are welcome.

You are slow when I say stupid.

You think I'm stupid?

For my stupidity.

You said it yourself.