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The lines of Yue Yunpeng's cross talk (a mysterious person) in "Happy Comedian";

Yun-peng Yue: Look at my partner.

Sun Yue: I did it that time.

Yun-peng Yue: Like a pig, he has a nickname called Blagi.

Sun Yue: What do you mean you don't pull a few?

Yun-peng Yue: The surname is silly.

Yun-peng Yue: Actually, it's just going on stage to listen to cross talk.

Sun Yue: I am an insider fan, right?

Yun-peng Yue: Of course, you must buy a ticket. People not only don't have to buy tickets, but also earn money.

Sun Yue: Nonsense.

Yun-peng Yue: He studies in Beijing No.2 School for the Mentally Retarded. He is in the same school as Yu Qian and Hou Zhen.

Yun-peng Yue: Like a train.

Sun Yue: It's called Baby Primary School. I didn't even look down on you.

Yun-peng Yue: I almost said it was a battle.

Yun-peng Yue: What are those two ghosts thinking?

Sun Yue: Fried.

Yun-peng Yue: What do you read in four circles?

Sun Yue: Audi.

Yun-peng Yue: What do you read in the five circles?

Sun Yue: Olympic Games.

Yun-peng Yue: In the middle of the school, there is a path where four teachers are coming to teach Chinese, mathematics, nature and thought.

Sun Yue: Are these all university teachers? Why do I feel like you haven't even been to high school?

Yun-peng Yue: Here comes an old professor. The professor is 75 years old and teaches Nicholas wealth. The old professor is wearing a suit and flip-flops on his pants. The old professor looked at the front two hairs and the back three hairs and asked you how many hairs the old professor had.

Sun Yue: Let me be reasonable. Your question may be useless until the old man comes out.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes.

Sun Yue: What's the use of talking so much nonsense? Just ask the old man a few hairs.

Yun-peng Yue: How many?

Sun Yue: Two in the front, three in the back and five in the back.

Yun-peng Yue: No, not at all.

Sun Yue: No way.

Yun-peng Yue: Look at the two hairs in the front and the three hairs in the back. Ask your old professor how many hairs he has pulled out.

Suspense, horror, horror

Yun-peng Yue: Last Tuesday, my master Degang Guo went to the hotel to meet someone.

Sun Yue: What about the time?

Yun-peng Yue: 1: 30 a.m.

Sun Yue: A man and a woman.

Yun-peng Yue: Never mind.

Sun Yue: That makes perfect sense.

Yun-peng Yue: I dare not say.

Yun-peng Yue: Woman, this woman lives on the twentieth floor. Www.yulu 13.com My master went down to18th floor and took two flights of stairs. Why?

Sun Yue: This star is afraid of filming.

Yun-peng Yue: Because the key on the twentieth floor is too high.

Yun-peng Yue: I went to that hotel at the same time and place last Wednesday.

Sun Yue: Have people changed?

Yun-peng Yue: It doesn't matter if he goes to the18th floor.

Sun Yue: This woman has changed rooms.

Yun-peng Yue: But Mr. Yu reached the 19 floor and climbed down from another floor.

Sun Yue: Too many. Drink it every day.

Yun-peng Yue: No.

Sun Yue: I can't count.

Yun-peng Yue: No, because the key of 18 was broken by my master.

Extended data:

"Happy Comedian" Yun-peng Yue Crosstalk (Mystery Man) cast;

1, Sun Yue

Sun Yue, born in June 1979 10 in Xicheng District, Beijing, is a crosstalk performer.

And,, Yan (now retired and returned to Yunzi, whose real name is Yan Zonghai) is also called "Deyun Sishao".

1990 joined the phonograph industry, 1995 took Zhao Xiaolin, a "face-to-face" in the phonograph industry, as his teacher.

20 10 1 Join Beijing Deyun Society, partner with Yun-peng Yue and take the lead.

20 14 1, participated in CCTV's "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening" and performed cross talk "On Rules".

2015 February 18, 2065 438+05 first appeared on CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and performed cross talk "I can't stand it".

2065438+In February, 2006, he participated in the finals of "Happy Comedian Season 2" of Oriental TV, and won the championship with "Tonight We Talk Crosstalk".

20 16 1 1 starring in the movie "Mr. Zombie's Wandering".

Sun Yue is the grandson of the late crosstalk performer and the only crosstalk performer in the Li family.

Sun Yue is also a champion.

20 19 On February 4th, 20 19 boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Evening for the second time, and performed the comic dialogue "Miao Yan Funny Story".

2. Yun-peng Yue

Yun-peng Yue, 1985 was born in Puyang, Henan Province on April 5, 2008. He is a cross talk and film actor in China.

In 2004, he joined the phonological circle and studied under Degang Guo, focusing on cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo writing.

In 2005, she debuted.

20 12 starred in the comedy film just for fun directed by Lu Weiguo.

In 20 13, Beijing held a unique cross talk performance.

20 14 CCTV participated in the sketch "Excuse me" in the Spring Festival Evening and won the third prize of the Spring Festival Evening program.

20 15 CCTV Spring Festival Evening and Sun Yue performed cross talk "I can't stand it".

In the same year, he starred in the comedy film Pancake Man and the TV series Who are you, sir? And his adaptation of "Song of the Five Rings" has also become the promotion song of "Pancake Man".

20 15 12 I participated in an outdoor reality show "Great Challenge" by CCTV and a reality show "Journey to the West" by Zhejiang Satellite TV.

20 16, 1 June, participated in the reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" of the Star Comedy Contest of Oriental TV and won the championship.

In April, he starred in the movie "Making Tianzhu".

In May, he starred in the movie Passing Through Your World.

In July, he starred in the movie "Crazy Yue Prizes Beauty".

In August, he starred in the movie "Happy Comedian".

In September, he joined the variety show "Comedy Story" of Zhejiang Satellite TV Comedy Competition.

In the same month, he starred in the movie "The Dangerous Road of Fragments".

65438+February, joined Jiangsu Satellite TV outdoor star challenge reality show "Our Challenge".

2065438+February 2007, participated in the reality show "Familiar Taste Season 2" of Zhejiang Satellite TV.

In April, he starred in the movie Rinrin the Devil and played Xu Tianyu.

In August, he starred in the film "Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" and played Bei Xiaobei.

In February, 65438, he starred in the movie "Hero of Rat Gallbladder" and played Yan Dahai.

On April 20 18, he joined the reality show "Infinite Ballad Season" of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

In June, he joined SNL China edition of saturday night live.