Complete works of comic sketches of fortune telling

Funny and humorous fortune-telling sentences

Funny and humorous fortune-telling sentences are as follows:

Life is a woman's heart as well as a man's. She is always in power at home and abroad. She wears a hat and is a strong woman.

Drinking tears, stabbing in the heart, the more you drink, the whiter your face, and no one can get along.

Long neck, sandbag belly, a long way to raise children.

A pouting pig can climb over the fence and pass at both ends.

A pouting pig can climb over the fence and pass at both ends.

You've been haunted all your life, and you're most afraid of being haunted. People dream of mountains and rivers, and you always dream of ghosts, which makes you sick.

When you turn around on a stick, don't be forced if you are unlucky. Cold hands can't catch hot steamed bread, and impatient people can't drink hot rice porridge. Just wait for the next year to run, and your own good luck will come.

The injured official was busy planting lotus flowers in the dry land. If you don't eat three meals, you have to brush two pots.

I was born to be ambitious in this life. I got on the kang scissors and got off the kang knife. When I see a work, I won't worry about it with my parents.

Luck turns to happiness, sticks bloom for many years, and everything is complicated, which is gone forever. Ten people saw ten people bragging.

Peng Zu and other immortals, Taigong fishing in Weishui, show Dan rich and poor, until you can't find the door.

If you have money, you can suppress right and wrong, and your relatives and friends can help you out, so that you can roll with the punches and roll with the punches.

Female prisoners hurt officials and plant dry land lotus flowers. Instead of eating two meals, she has to brush three pots.

Hanging a red flag five feet high, the financial officials were inseparable. It is said that it is better to be an official with money, which is more than enough.