A humorous copy

1. I'm only in my twenties. I can be late for love, but express delivery and take-out are not allowed at 1 in the evening.

2. I heard that skipping breakfast is a chronic suicide, staying up late is also a chronic suicide, staying still is also a chronic suicide, and playing computer for too long is also a chronic suicide, which means that I have committed suicide without doing anything else for 365 days a year!

3. A woman has the pain of her father when she is young, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself.

5. Sometimes I feel that the entanglement of marrying money or marrying love is just like discussing Tsinghua or Peking University when I was a child!

6. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Obesity eats too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

7. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

8. What is the highest state of light bulb? Even if two men and one woman walk down the street, three people will feel like light bulbs!

9. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions, but Xiaoming never appeared in middle school textbooks again. I knew that fool could not be admitted to high school!

10. I am a mature person. I didn't eat in anger until I was full.

1 1. I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

12. For foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not "Let's break up", nor "Working overtime on weekends", nor "Deducting salary this month", but "Avoiding spicy food and cold". Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears.

13. You always say my husband is poor, but I don't think we should look at the problem so one-sidedly. You can't ignore his ugliness just because he is poor!

14. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

15. It was *** 10 at checkout. I smiled and said, "The boss wiped a zero!" The boss nodded. So I took out 12 yuan money from my pocket and gave it to my boss.

16. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

17. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

18. Listening to music with headphones today, I found that there was no sound on the left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turns out that my left ear is deaf. I thought my earphone was broken, which surprised me.

19. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

20. Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

2 1. Don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people spend a lot of money to burn exquisite princess rolls, which look like Newton instead of a princess.

22. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth, few of which are true.

23. Some friends don't care whether you are tired or not; He only cares about whether you can fly far or not and whether you can buy it.

24. Ten years ago, primary school students ate spicy strips and college students drank coffee. Ten years later, primary school students eat Haagen-Dazs and college students eat spicy strips. that this is not the important question. The point is who ate the spicy strips or those people.

25. Ugly children should run hard, because they are fast and have double images, so others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

26. I found that some foodies want to find someone to fall in love with, just because the food in some places is not suitable for one person to eat.

27. "Good night" means "I'm closed today", but it's not open to the public, and it has nothing to do with sleeping or not. I hope everyone knows.