Selected funny couplets

Couplets can be roughly divided into poetry couplets and prose couplets. The following is my collection of funny couplets. Welcome to read them for reference. I hope you like it!

1) Older men and women are right.

2) An old man met an old woman in the park.

3) Male online dating-empty and strong.

There is no land to cultivate;

4) Female offline response-wasting two acres of fertile land

Waiting for someone to plow the field.

5) Horizontal criticism: Waste is shameful.

6) Part One: Wind blows and rain blows. I am waiting for your call back;

7) Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life;

8) Horizontal batch: Wrong.

9) Shanglian: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops and horses;

10) bottom line: turn your head and scare away millions of heroes;

1 1) Horizontal batch: Oh, my God!

12) Shanglian: Don't cheat in the exam, and be a schoolmate in the coming year;

13) bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail;

14) horizontal batch: just pass.

15) Clever connection between pen cap and pen holder

16) Part I-(jilt) Say go in and write;

17) bottom line-(hanging) waves rise when your feet are in the air!

18) Part I: doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduates, endless!

19) Downlink: 05, 06, 07, unemployed!

20) horizontal approval: willing to read and admit defeat.

2 1) Shanglian: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can all vote!

22) Bottom line: You can jump in the Feiyue Building, the teaching building, the dormitory building and the building!

23) Horizontal approval: unprecedented.

24) 18, Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister!

25) Downward: fire prevention, theft prevention, brother!

26) Horizontal recognition: freedom of love

27) 19, the first part: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless!

28) Bottom line: first love, passionate love, extramarital affair, reluctant to part!

29) Horizontal criticism: There is no love in life.

30) 20, the first part: meet, know each other, know each other, love is a must!

3 1) bottom line: make a fuss, make a fuss, make a fuss, and break up is inevitable!

32) crosscutting: love and hate are intertwined.

33) Shanglian: surfing the Internet, playing cards, falling in love, wasting four years,

34) Downward: Postgraduate entrance examination, going abroad, looking for a job, life is not as good as pigs and dogs.

35) Horizontal batch: full.

36) Shanglian: Worried about the senior high school entrance examination, senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination.

37) Bottom line: copying Chinese, math and English means copying.

38) Horizontal recognition: I don't believe that I can't pass the exam.

39) The first part: Yesterday, today, tomorrow, every day is very hard.

40) Bottom line: Breakfast, lunch and dinner are hard to eat.

4 1) Horizontal batch: college life

Part I: Last night, I took a walk on campus.

Watch frogs pretend to be cool.

vomit

vomit

You can only hit the tree with your head.

43) Bottom line: Last night, the stadium was cool.

Suddenly I heard that dinosaurs hit trees.

great

great

Pity that little tree.

44) Cross-batch: Ghost Story

45) Part I: It's easier said than done.

46) Bottom line: Miss you, miss you, miss you.

47) horizontal criticism: true love without regrets

48) Part I: Don't eat for nothing;

49) Bottom line: If you don't get it for nothing, you get it for nothing.

50) Horizontal batch: Please rest assured.

5 1) Part I: Don't eat for free, eat for free, eat for free;

52) Bottom line: Don't take it for nothing, take it for nothing, take it for nothing.

53) Horizontal batch: That's right.

54) the first part: don't eat for free, don't eat for free, don't eat for free, let go of your belly,

55) Bottom line: Take it for nothing, take it for nothing, and rent a car quickly.

56) Horizontal batch: Please issue an invoice.