I never thought you'd be like this, Ni Kuang.

I picked up a book, Cai Lan on Ni Kuang written by Cai Lan, which was very interesting.

At that time, Mr Ni Kuang retired to San Francisco, USA. Every time Cai Lan goes to the United States on business, he goes to visit him specially. At ordinary times, Mr. Cai Lan almost became Ni Kuang's half agent. When a publishing house or TV station calls Ni Kuang, it always calls Cai Lan first, so there are many overseas calls.

The two old people chatted while eating and drinking, and wrote articles by the way. Over time, it has accumulated into this book, which looks very interesting.

Different from other people's biographies of Ni Kuang, when Mr. Cai Lan talked about Ni Kuang, he saw it with his own eyes and heard it with his own ears. Even the dialogue is recorded truthfully, word for word, never embellished and imagined. Even Ni Kuang's resume is an interview, with questions and answers, truthfully recorded, and no secondary processing.

This kind of writing is the same as reading a diary and a recorded manuscript. There are no dazzling dance and writing skills, but readers can directly feel the true colors of Ni Lao and his extraordinary friendship with Raul.

Cai Lao also spent several books, such as Biography of Ni Kuang, which were not true enough. Although I didn't intend to take Cai Lan's On Ni Kuang as a biography, I actually recorded the life of Ni Lao in San Francisco from 65438 to 2003.

Someone always asks Cai Lao, what happened to these words? Is what he said true?

Cai Lao replied with a famous saying by Ni Lao: "There is no truth, only beauty."

If you ask me, it looks good! The greatest charm of being good-looking comes from Ni Lao's openness and true temperament beyond the average person. He is not only a science fiction writer, but also a worldly expert. His true temperament, his attitude towards life, and his purpose of being a man have gone far beyond the reach of ordinary people, and there are many aspects that we can't imagine.

1 So you are really crazy.

Ni Lao was versatile all his life and had many hobbies. He played a lot of things: carpentry, goldfish, flowers and plants, shells, mistresses, acting, and he did his best until he became an expert.

But once you decide not to play, you will never look back. Everything you collect when you play will not be left behind, so you will be clean and have no worries.

When Ni Lao raised fish, he claimed to be a "nine-cylinder layman" and carved it into a seal. But he raised more than nine tanks of fish, a dozen or twenty tanks. Each jar is enough for one person to lie in. Even extravagant to raise aquatic plants in fish tanks.

Fish farming costs money, and worms used to feed fish are more expensive than steak. I was afraid that the fish would miss home, so I specially added water from the Amazon River to the angelfish. The bookshelf is full of Chinese and English books about fish farming. When I meet a problem that can't be solved in the book, I can't wait to throw it away and write one myself.

Even piranhas keep a big vat. A frog was thrown in, and the jar was full of blood and eaten clean.

When playing with shells, I wrote many papers and sent them to the International Shell Society, which was well received by foreign experts. Many rare varieties have been collected, and four or five of them can sell for hundreds of thousands. Later, I stopped playing, and I said that I would send it. If I don't want it, I don't want it at all. I will never be apart.

When collecting stamps, I won and lost a stamp worth more than 400 thousand pounds, and I don't regret it. "If it's not yours, it's not yours. What do you regret? "

"In just a few decades, do what you like!"

Ni Lao has been practicing this creed all his life, doing what he likes, doing it thoroughly, and reaching the highest peak he can reach. Once you decide not to do it, there is no nostalgia. Because life is too short, there are still many things you like to do, so there is no time for you to stay.

It's still Ni Lao's sentence: "It's easy to be a man and do things you don't like." It's really hard to do what you like. "

In fact, the ultimate success in life is not to do what you want to do and become what you want to be.

You are really an old friend of mine.

It is rumored that his good friend Gu Long died of alcoholism. Many people asked him if the situation was true, but Ni Lao never gave a positive answer, but Gu Long loved to drink, that's for sure.

Ni Lao often drinks brandy with Gu Long all night and goes to the hospital for intravenous drip the next day. After his death, he bought 48 bottles of brandy, stuffed them into a coffin and buried them with Gu Long.

Before the coffin was covered, a group of friends said that Gu Long would be lonely if he drank alone. As a result, he opened a bottle and drank it, and buried it with dozens of empty bottles. Gulong vomited blood with anger.

Whether vomiting blood is true or not is inconclusive, except that Ni Kuang blurted it out, which made several beautiful women in Zheng Yuling, Li Qihong and Christy Chung laugh. Hearing this, the three beautiful women lost their voices, which shows that the effect is outstanding, and it is even more obvious that Ni has always been an unusual master in picking up girls (which will be mentioned later).

Regarding the death of Gu Long, Ni Lao wrote many stories similar to ghosts in his essays, including this funeral that he estimated Gu Long would "like". You can go around if you are interested.

In his obituary to Gu Long, Ni Lao pointed out that Gu Long was "the synthesis of all colorful heroes in his works", "he loved friends, was addicted to alcohol, was infatuated with beautiful women and longed for happiness" and was "the master of China's martial arts novels".

But in front of the body of this alcoholic "master of the first generation", how to drink the wine buried with him?

So you are such an actor.

Just as Stan Lee likes to make a guest appearance in Marvel superhero movies, Ni Lao also made a guest appearance in his original works. But Ni Lao always acted under the "encouragement" of Cai Lao.

He wrote more than 200 plays, but he refused to appear in the film. Cai Lao seduced him in order to make him make a guest appearance as his producer Wesley and the legendary ranger, saying that there were many beautiful women such as Maggie Cheung in the theater, and the wine he drank was the real Louis XIII, so he immediately agreed.

Ni Lao is fat and short, and can't find a suitable evening dress. He tried more than a dozen sets, but the clerk pulled out one at the bottom of the warehouse, which was unexpectedly fit. After asking, he realized that this dress was actually tailored for Ceng Zhiwei.

In that scene, Ni Lao played a writer. A big girl praised: "It's really like a writer."

Ni Lao glared at her: "I am a writer. Playing a writer is not like a writer and won't die? "

Later, Cai Lao asked him to play a John who died on the peak of the horse. While filming, he was drunk and unconscious. Cai Lao simply set him up as a drunk John.

Later, he played an old doctor as drunk as a fiddler, wearing a mask and operating on people. He had feelings in his heart and needed close-ups. Ni Lao is not in the state. Lin Delu shouted, "Act with your eyes!"

In a rage, Ni Lao pulled off his mask and shouted, "You know my eyes are so small, and you still let me act with them! You won't die! "

In fact, Ni Lao is not a stingy person. He was so angry because his opposite actor Michele Monique Reis almost became the great beauty of his wife.

Ni Lao has always said that filming is easy, drinking and flirting with beautiful women, and a scene is over. Everyone praised his actor for his excellent performance and dedication. In fact, it's only because the people who compete with him are beautiful women like Michelle monique Rice and Nina Li Chi. So he himself is fascinated by the profession of actor.

So you are a master at picking up girls.

When it comes to beauty, Ni Lao is definitely a master at picking up girls. As mentioned earlier, Zheng Yuling, Li Qihong and Christy Chung, three beauties scared by the ancient dragon gods and demons, are an example.

When someone accused Cai Lao and Ni of being prostitutes and insulting the reputation of great writers, Taini also said, "Ni Kuang is a writer and a prostitute."

On the one hand, it can be seen that the couple love each other deeply, and both sides understand and trust each other extremely. On the other hand, it also shows that Ni Lao has superb skills in picking up girls.

Ni Lao and Tiny only met for three or four months, which was in the 1950s. It can be seen that Ni Lao's thought is more than half a century advanced than ours.

When he took Mrs Ni to register, she was only 23 years old and Mrs Ni was 20 years old. The registrar shook his head desperately and said it was too young, too young.

Cai Lao asked him if he had said to Mrs. Ni, "I love you, please marry me!" " "

Ni Lao glanced at Tiny and said, "How can this happen in real life? I honestly knelt down and gave him the ring and said,' I love you, please marry me'. "

Tiny, who was present at the time, exposed him: "I don't believe him." But I guess my heart must be very sweet!

After decades of marriage, Ni Lao has been bored with Tiny. During his seclusion in San Francisco, Ni Lao never regretted going back to Hong Kong once, but Tiny went back several times a year, leaving Ni Lao alone in the United States. Ni Lao often clamors for a "lonely fee" from Tiny. In private, I have always affectionately called Tiny "Sister Pig".

When I was going to move back to Hong Kong from the United States to pack my things, Mrs. Ni was too tired because of too many things and tight time, which led to allergic swelling all over her body. When Ni Lao saw it, he hid in the garage and beat his chest and cried.

"It's almost a corpse with two lives." He said.

"Fuck you, you are not the son in my belly, how can you have two lives?" Ni Wen Tai asked.

Ni Lao hugged her and said, "You are dead. Although I am alive, I am not. What is it that I am not a corpse and two lives? "

Therefore, old friends and children have given Ni Lao a nickname, called "the king of girls", which means to please women and be attentive in Cantonese. Isn't this what we now call a "master of picking up girls"?

I'm afraid I can't learn any of this routine.

So that's how you eat.

I have known Cai Lao for so many years, how can I escape the fate of eating goods?

During weight loss, you can still eat four or five pounds of leg of lamb at a meal. So even if you only eat one meal a day, this piece of fat has not been reduced.

Deep-fried pork chops, swallowed in one gulp, even eaten with fried prawns, oysters and scallops.

Ni Lao likes to raise fish and prefers to eat fish. Yellow croaker, red spot, yellow-footed ibis, there are almost no fish he has never eaten.

I not only like eating, but also know how to eat. When asked which part of East Star Spot and Tiger Spot tastes best, he replied: "There is onion and ginger on the fish and soup at the bottom of the dish!"

Many people like to save the best for last, so that it will taste better every time they eat one. Ni Lao says the best comes first. "Who knows if you will die halfway?"

He is also a serious foodie, and his knowledge reserve is amazing. Just like a dictionary, even the information of Water Shield that few people know can be easily obtained. Seeing Cai Lao's article about water shield, he sent three or four emails in succession to explain the characteristics of water shield. Its seriousness can be seen.

Not only can you eat, but you can also cook. Half of your salted eggs are eaten by four people.

Ni Lao's cholesterol is high, and the doctor advised him to quit, which simply killed him. But he is also a man of great personality, and he can do whatever he wants.

One day, I made up my mind to lose weight and started to lose weight. Have a meal, put a nickname on the dining table, and count calories with a book. Then, it was really reduced.

Later, I simply let go. Anyway, "fat is dead, thin is dead. It is better to die with a full stomach. "

I would rather be a complete fool than a hungry fool. This is the motto of many foodies!

So you have such a prime minister's belly.

As the saying goes, the prime minister can punt in his stomach. Ni Lao also suffered a loss. When he met that man again, he said nothing about business.

Ni Lao said: "Society is still tolerant of people. This guy hasn't starved to death to this day. Many so-called columnists who can't stand it at all follow suit. The director who hasn't made a film for many years and the screenwriter who hasn't written ten plays in his life are all alive and well. It is really tolerant. "

After Gu Long died, everything was gone, even the suit was taken away.

Ni Lao, whose heart is like a mirror, certainly knows who did it, but he didn't name names. He just said rightfully, "I shouted at the change of Gu Long, so that I could take some things around Gu Long and bury them with me. Otherwise, I can eat both black and white, and I'll show you something. "

The next day, sure enough, several watches and pens appeared quietly.

So you have such a life creed.

Many of Ni Lao's preferences are calculated according to the quota. He believes that all aspects of life should be quantified. Life is unpredictable, but the quantity is certain. If used in advance, the old days will only be bleak.

When the quota for writing is used up, the pen will be closed immediately, and no matter how high the royalty is, he will not write. When the quota for drinking is used up, give up drinking. But in any case, we must follow a rule: if you drink today, you will be drunk tomorrow. "Eating, drinking and having fun is the most important thing."

For physical reasons, you should avoid eating, and you can't eat many things. Ni Lao complained to Cai Lao that all the places were used up.

Cai Lao comforted: "At least there is an idea quota!"

"There is no quota for food, wine and sex. What's the use of dry ideological quotas? "

When people are alive, everything has a destiny. Use it early while you are still alive, and it won't generate interest anyway. What a waste to leave so many useless places when you die!

So you are really a different kind.

Ni Lao has gout and can't eat seafood, but in order to accompany his old friends, he eats correctly.

"Physical pain is inevitable, but mental pain can't be felt without thinking." Ni Lao claimed to be an alien and lived a chic life. He can laugh loudly at his mother's funeral. This is something that ordinary people can never do.

Physical pain is pain, and mental pain cannot be said that you don't want it. But Ni Lao is not an ordinary person after all. He can be open-minded at this point, not because there is no pain, but because he is good at forgetting.

Wong Kar-wai said that the source of all pain is because our memory is too good.

It seems that talented people have the same idea, but only aliens like Ni Lao can really forget the pain!

Think about it and have a look, and everything will be solved. How to get through it? How to relax? It is a life lesson that we ordinary people have been studying all our lives, but Ni Lao can do it easily. If he is not an alien, what is he?

So you are such a writer.

How many words did Ni Lao write? Nobody counted it carefully.

He can write 1 1 manuscript paper in one hour, each with 500 squares, totaling 5500 words. One hour 60 minutes, one minute 60 seconds, a total of only 3600 seconds. He can write a word in less than a second.

Eat, drink, play with shells, listen to music, and write for three hours every day, with an average of 12,000 words. Writing 3000 words a day is so tiring that my back aches and I feel ashamed to think about it. )

365 days a year, stop writing, count 30 years, at least hundreds of millions of words.

There are hundreds of martial arts novels, more than 90 books by Wesley and the legendary ranger, and 400 movies.

Ming Pao once sent two stacks of manuscript paper to Ni Lao and piled them on the wall, from floor to ceiling. My son has been studying abroad for two or three years, and all the manuscript papers have been used up.

Not just life, not just output.

In the future, if you feel that you have worked hard enough, just knock on your head with Ni Lao, which is more useful than anything else.

A great writer is using his life to produce, why do he still feel that he has done his best?

10 So you said such a famous saying.

Many people remember Ni Lao's Wesley. In fact, his prose is also very beautiful. There is a letter in the dream, a letter after drinking, a letter in the cloud and a letter under the lamp.

Ni Lao mentioned in the preface: "Some words, often mentioned on various occasions, are my own opinions ... These words are just my own wishes, and I have never tried to ask anyone to agree. After reading it, I agree or disagree. Anyway, I have said everything I want to say, and my purpose has been achieved. I can accept as much as I can, and I can object as much as I can, as you like. "

Then, I found that I agreed with everything he said. For example: