Quotations from famous sentences in Zhao Benshan's sketches

Zhao Benshan and his sketch art touched the laughing nerve of the times, which ushered in the era of large-scale laughter for the Chinese nation. Many artists were produced by the people. The following are the famous quotations from Zhao Benshan's sketches carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

1) Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, it is illegal for you to look at it.

2) Turn around for a year, shake your destiny for a year, and then ~ learn from your mistakes, thank you ~

3) Don't be nervous, take my forehead as a lens.

4) I don't know you in a vest?

5) The eyes are spinach in autumn.

6) I can resist anything but temptation.

7) Fall down, get up and cry.

8) God, which angel sister helped me!

9) Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!

10) I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

Excerpts from Zhao Benshan's famous quotations 1) Choose by yourself? Look up to others and don't blame others? Looking down at you.

2) You are so talented!

3) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

4) Cross the south and cross the north, and run over your leg on the train track. The Yangtze River and the Yellow River have drunk water and kissed fools.

5) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

6) Life is only a matter of minutes, totaling 36,000 days. Tens of millions of houses at home, sleeping three feet.

7) Shit! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

8) If you can't tie my heart, don't call me a playboy!

9) Don't be nervous. Take my forehead as a lens.

10) Hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

1 1) After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

12) I pursued happiness all my life and finally understood what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is pain!

13) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

14) lit a cigarette, but it was lonely.

15) Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!

16) Year of the Pig: You are so talented!

17) I said you don't pay attention!

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

19) kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

20) Did the pig hit the tree ~ ~ Did it hit the pig ~ ~ Did it rear-end ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan Sketch Quotations Collection 1) even believes that there is a lie hidden in the middle!

2) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

3) Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

4) I not only have a car, but also do it myself.

5) Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

6) Sorry to make you laugh.

7) Choose by yourself? Look up to others and don't blame others? Looking down at you.

8) Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

9) I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

10) I broke the letter and my mouth, and my body was almost exhausted ~ ~ I also carried water for the widow.

1 1) The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

12) Your aunt is no longer your aunt years ago, and your uncle will always be your uncle!

13) If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

14) Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

15) The distance has opened, and the beauty is gone! Don't make a hullabaloo about while eating, call-hey!

16) Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

17) cherish life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

19) accompany the next meal, and finally accompany the gastroptosis/use the cup first, then use the cup and blow the bottle with your mouth.

20) Without the working people, what you eat and wear will not touch the people, and you also boast that the working people are the greatest!

2 1) I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

This foreign beer is very strong. /The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that the glass loves frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.

23) People never know who casually said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

24) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

This foreign beer is really strong and gives off a bright light at the foot of my bed. Glass loves frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.

26) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

27) It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

28) Even if it is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

29) If I win10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full