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What's the name of the beggar's sketch of singing big brother and big sister are not short of money?
Actor: Son-; Guest-; Scholar-; Narrator
Narrator: There was a poor scholar who gave birth to a son, but he was stupid, because he only had this child, and he expected to make a name for himself at home. On one occasion, several friends from far away came to visit him. He quickly sharpened his gun and called his son into the study from the outside.
Scholar: "When the guests come, you should behave yourself and look learned. If the guest asks about the tree in front of the door, you can't grow up and sell it.
Son: (repeated many times) If the year is bad, it will be sold.
Scholar: If the guest asks about the rockery behind the house, you can say: The soldiers were in a state of chaos and were buried in the soil long ago. Son: (repeated many times) The soldiers were in chaos and had already been buried in the soil.
Scholar: If people go to see the grain in the barn, tell them: My parents earned it hard.
Son: (repeated many times) My parents earned it.
Scholar: If people see the scholar card on the wall, you must do so. Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one.
Son: (repeated many times) Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one.
Narrator: He told his son not to do anything these days, but to memorize what he taught. Here comes the guest. In order to let his son show his talents, the scholar deliberately did not come forward. Let him receive the guests alone.
Customer: (after entering the door) Where did your father go?
Son: "If the year is not good, sell it."
Guest: (surprised) "Where's your mother?"
Son: "The soldiers are in chaos and buried in the soil."
Guest: (the child said something irrelevant and sighed at a pile of cow dung) "Hey, it's not small, it's all shit and urine."
Son: "My parents earned it."
Guest: (can't help it) "Are you the son of a scholar's family? How can you be so stupid? ! "
Son: "Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one."
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