What is the funniest joke you have heard so far?

Dwarfs love princesses even more than princes. The princess who ate the poisoned apple is still in a coma, and the prince she is waiting for has not appeared yet. The dwarf was anxious and said to himself, "Although I can't compare with the prince, I have a sincere heart and love her deeply. Maybe ... my kiss can also bring the princess back to life ... "The dwarf closed his eyes and was about to kiss her. At this time, Snow White didn't turn her head and whispered, "Don't be silly."

The dwarf suddenly slapped him, and I told you to pretend to sleep!

While the teacher was not looking, the little boy secretly kissed the little girl at the same table on the cheek. The little girl didn't dodge or get angry, but said coldly, "classmate, would you please be steady?" The little boy was stunned at first, then got the message, blushed and kissed the little girl heavily.

One night, bored Bao Zheng asked him with a magic mirror: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the blackest person in the world?" Mirror: "Lie in the trough! who is it? Who's talking? ! Mama of, scared me to death! " [meow meow]

Husband is on a business trip and calls his wife at night. After a few words, my wife wanted to hang up: "Go to bed early! I'm too tired today, so I won't talk to you more ... "Husband:" How can I listen to other people's movements in the house? " Wife: "I was so bored when you were on a business trip that I called my best friend Xiao Zhang to accompany me." What happened? Don't believe me yet! Otherwise, I'll talk to Xiao Zhang! " Husband: "No! Wife! I believe you, go to bed early! " After putting down the phone, my husband looked at Xiao Zhang next to him and smoked all night. ...

"I didn't even listen to the English exam." "Then how did you write it, all of it?" The words behind me are very big. Listen to him. Then how do you know what ABCD chooses? A is 3 paintings, C is 1 paintings, B and D are both 2 paintings, but D is faster. This is the real listening!

I picked up my mobile phone to play in the middle of the night, but the goddess sent a message: Would you like to be my boyfriend? Shit, what kind of person am I? I'll be right back: fuck off, I like you so much in the lower berth, and you treat him like this! Then I hacked her number. I put my mobile phone back on the upper bunk and went to sleep!