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During the reign of Tang Muzong Changqing, there was a man in Nankang, Ganzhou (now Ganzhou, Jiangxi) who later became a scholar named Zhang Wupo. At this time, he is already a township tribute student, ready to go to Beijing to participate in the imperial examination of does. Take advantage of leisure to go to Panyu for a stroll.

Because the commander of Lingnan House moved out, when Zhang Wupo arrived in Panyu, no one could ask for help. He was sick with worry.

He was lying in the hotel, and all the servants and attendants around him fled. He was desperate. Suddenly, a clever fortune teller, Aunt Yuan, came to his house, stared at Mrs. Zhang and said, "How can you be poor for so long!" "

So he took off his clothes, asked for some money, bought some food and drink, and said, "You are so embarrassed. Let me teach you a method. Within ten days, you will become rich and live longer. "

Zhang Wupo said, "I have reached this stage. How dare I not accept your suggestion?" Aunt said, "I have a box of jade dragon cream, which can not only bring you back to life, but also let you meet celebrities." All you have to do is hang a sign that says' can cure occupational diseases'. If ordinary people see a doctor, you say there is no cure. If you meet an unusual person and invite you, you must take this medicine. If you go there, you will naturally have money. "

Mrs. Zhang Wupo thanked the aunt and received the plaster. Aunt helped him put it in a warm gold box. Aunt said, "When it's cold, as soon as Yulong cream is taken out of this box, the whole house will heat up, as good as a charcoal stove."

Zhang Wu listened to her aunt's words and wrote a sign. A few days later, a eunuch in yellow came, knocked on the door in a hurry and said, "King Guangli heard that you have ointment, please go and have a look." Zhang Wu remembered the aunt's words and followed the people.

There is a painting boat by the river, and it goes quickly after boarding. After dinner, I suddenly saw the ideal city, which was high, steep and heavily guarded. The eunuch led Zhang Wupo into more than a dozen heavy doors until he came to the main hall.

I saw a lot of beautiful women standing on the temple, their costumes were extremely bright, and they were arranged very prominently there. The eunuch came forward and said, "Mrs. Zhang has brought it."

Then I heard the curtains of the temple open. I saw a man dressed as a monarch and wearing a traveling crown. Two maids in purple helped him down the steps and said to Wupo, "You don't have to bow down."

The prince said, "I know that the scholar is not from South Vietnam and is not under the jurisdiction of this king, so don't bother."

Zhang Wupo insisted on worshipping, and the prince humbly thanked her and said, "I am shallow, so I want to invite the great sage from so far away." I miss my daughter because she is ill. I heard that you have a magical ointment. I would be very grateful if you could cure my daughter's illness. "

So he ordered Alan to take Wupo to the princess's yard. Mrs. Zhang Wupo went through several heavy households and came to a small hall. The jade bucket in the corridor hall is inlaid with jadeite jade, and the pillars of the gate are dazzling, as if they were inlaid with gold and silver. Strange smells filled the whole room.

Then the two women lifted the bead curtain and shouted that there was no place to go in. I saw a woman in the bead embroidery tent, only fifteen years old, wearing a short silk gold coat. Zhang Wu is very sensitive to her pulse. After a long time, he said, "The princess's illness is bitter in her heart."

He took out the dragon paste and asked the princess to take it with wine. Then miraculously, the princess recovered immediately. The princess took off the jade double Luan comb and handed it to Wupo, but her eyes stared at him for a long time. Zhang Wuting is afraid of accepting gifts.

The princess said, "This gift is not enough to reward Mr. Wang, just to show my gratitude." The prince will get an extra reward. "Zhang Wu rather ashamed to thank.

Alan then led Zhang Wupo to read the report. Wang Ye took out a scary chicken rhinoceros, a jade bowl and a beautiful jade rose and gave them to Mrs Wu, who thanked him. The eunuch led him again and sent him to the original ship and returned to Panyu. The innkeeper didn't notice. Just sold the scary chicken rhinoceros, and Zhang Wupo already has tens of thousands of dollars.

Wu quite saw the luxury and charm, beauty and moving of the group owner, and was moved, but also missed it very much. More than a month later, suddenly a maid in Tsing Yi knocked at the door and handed him a piece of red paper with two poems written on it without leaving her name. Without holding a red note, the Tsing Yi woman disappeared instantly. Wupo said to herself, "This must be written by a fairy."

One of the poems wrote: I was ashamed to find Zhu Han, but I came to the end of the world with my sleepwalking in spring. The nightingale in the red chamber flies away, worrying about killing the flowers in the deep palace.

Another song wrote: Yan Yu's spring mud falls on a brocade feast, and love has no intention of making flowers bloom. The cold boudoir pillow is not a dream, and the golden incense burner smokes.

After a while, the eunuch who came last time came again and said, "Your Majesty asked me to find you again. The princess's illness has broken out again. " Wu was quite happy to go again. See the princess and feel the pulse again.

While still being treated, someone nearby said, "The Queen has arrived." Mrs. Zhang Wupo hurried down the steps to meet him.

I only heard the voice of Pei Huan, and the maid-in-waiting guards listed it. I saw a woman in her thirties, whose clothes were decorated like a queen. Not bowing completely. The queen said, "It's a shame to work for the wise men again. What is my daughter's illness? "

I don't quite say, "It's still the same old disease. I was moved, so I relapsed. If I take medicine again, it will cut off its roots. "

The queen asked, "Where is the medicine?" No, pass me the medicine box. The queen saw it and was silent, but her face was not good. She comforted the princess and left.

The queen found the prince and said to him, "Our daughter is not sick. She has a private meeting. Why else would the warm gold box in the palace be at Zhang Wupo's? " The prince looked cold and straight, and then he said, "Daughter, is this imitating Jia Chong's daughter? I should also follow Jia Chong's example and help her not to suffer all the time. "

Wu Po came out from the princess, and the prince ordered him to be invited to another room, gave him a generous gift, and gave a banquet. After that, the prince called him and said, "I admire you very much and want to entrust my daughter to you for life." How about it? " Zhang Wupo was so annoyed that she thanked him again and again. The prince then ordered people to choose auspicious days, and a couple held a ceremony to get married.

Both the sovereign and the queen like Zhang Wu more than any other son-in-law. For more than a month, there has been a feast every day, and I am very happy.

The prince said, "Zhang Lang is different from other sons-in-law, and must return to earth. I went to the hell last night and said it was an unknown number. Even my daughter would not suffer. Panyu is too close to be accused by others; Nankang is too far away, so it is better to go to Shaoyang. " Mrs. Zhang Wupo said, "That's what I thought."

So I bought a boat suit, a rare treasure, and a gold treasure jade. The prince said, "these people are only guarded by attendants, so you need to arrange them yourself." Don't take these people from the underworld to shorten their life. "

When it's all over, say goodbye to the young couple and say, "I'll come to your place in three years, and don't tell anyone." No, so my family lives in Shaoyang, and no one knows.

After living for more than a month, suddenly one day, Aunt Yuan knocked at the door to see Wupo, who was quite surprised. Aunt said: "Zhang Lang will repay the old lady for her contribution to this marriage today, and the little lady will also repay the matchmaker." Both of them took out treasures and gave them to her, and the aunt left.

After asking his wife, she told him: "This aunt is Yuan Tiangang's daughter and Mr. Cheng's wife. The warm gold box is the treasure of my palace. " After that, every three years, King Guangli would come to the Zhang family in the evening. Later, Wu was quite suspicious and moved away, and he didn't know where he went.