Kneel and beg to help me think of a 3-5 minute cross talk (sketch) with less than 4 people.

Who are you looking at?

A: It mainly depends on the host.

Yes, it depends on the master.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching my TV program. Please don't forget my name. I am a famous TV host-pumpkin …

B: Huh?

A: My brother-Miangua. Ahem!

B: Don't be fooled.

A: Huh?

Please change the channel and watch the TV program I brought you …

A swarm of bees? Ladies and gentlemen, please watch my TV program. Whoever watches the TV program hosted by me will have dinner with him, and then you will pay the bill. Wow, have fun.

B: Don't be fooled. Watch the TV program I hosted for you.

Ah,

B: You will make a fortune.

A: Make a fortune?

B: Whoever insists on watching the TV program hosted by me will not go to the toilet for 100 hours, and each person will pay 100 yuan.

A: He wants to suffocate several people.

B: Well, there are prizes to see. A: The main news tonight is that the illegitimate child of the famous comedian soldier will confess his father on the spot. Thank you, thank you.

This is a rumor. My soldiers have never done such an evil thing in their lives.

A: After verification, the soldier thought that his illegitimate child was of the wrong age.

B: How old is that bastard?

A: 59 years old.

B: That's the illegitimate father.

next ...

B: None of the above information is allowed. He is the defendant in the lawsuit. If you want to hear more exciting news, please lock in our channel.

A: What channels do you have?

A large group of TV stations.

A: Follow the crowd.

A: (Lickitung) Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, we are now in Osaka, Japan, to broadcast the World Cup Asian Group match between China and Kazakhstan live. Thank you, thank you.

B: Where is the China team playing?

A: Kazakhstan team.

Your tongue is cramping.

A: First of all, Kazakhstan scored a goal in the frontcourt. Good shot, a long pass to 18, 18 to 14, 14 to 4, 4 to 10, 10 to 65438+.

Are you out of your mind? Where is the ball?

I can't find the ball. No, a cold shot, the ball flew to China's goal.

Yes,

A: What about the China goalkeeper at this critical moment? Answer? Still not answering? Please answer.

B: Answer it!

A: Yes, take it. China goalkeeper threw the ball into his arms. Well played. Now football is at the foot of the China team.

B: OK.

A: Li Weifeng made a long pass to Li Tie. Li Tie made another wonderful pass to Sun Jihai. Sun Jihai turned past two defenders and goalkeepers. This is an empty goal.

B: Shoot me,

A: At this critical moment, Sun Jihai thought of his grandfather.

B: Why does he miss grandpa at this time?

A: Because Sun Jihai's grandfather is the captain of the Flying Tigers.

B: Wait, wait, let's be clear. What does his grandfather do?

A: Captain of the Flying Tigers. You speak so clearly that he can't hear you clearly. That's ... This man has big ears.

Do n't get me wrong I know him better. Maybe you didn't hear clearly. He said that Sun Jihai's grandfather was the captain of the Flying Tigers. You ask him to say it again.

A: Captain of the Flying Tigers. Climbing a train to blow up a bridge is like inserting a sharp knife into the enemy's heart. Sun Jihai is full of strength at the thought of this.

B: Shoot!

A: He thought of his grandfather's grandfather again. Grandpa Sun Jihai's grandfather is the head of the Boxer Rebellion.

B: There will be a boxer leader. Listen.

A: I'm flying over the eaves, invulnerable and out of my wits. I think I'm full of strength here.

B: Shoot!

He remembered again.

A: His grandfather's grandfather's grandfather.

B: It's not too late for you to let him shoot first and then think about grandpa.

A: Sun Jihai has missed all his grandpa's thoughts. Shoot!

B: that's a goal.

We can predict what will happen. After dinner, we will continue to explain. So good that the host pushed me down. What happened?

B: That's disgusting. This kind of program host is too low.