A short, funny and funny copy

I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles anyway.

2. When I have bruises, my brain: What is this? My hand: press it quickly and let me try how painful it is.

3. Girls with thick fingers should not be sad. The gold ring from my boyfriend will be bigger in the future.

4. Alas, it is difficult for the ancient god of darkness to get past his mother.

5. When you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

On my birthday, I sent a message to my mother saying: Thank you for giving birth to me! My mother said: What? How do you say this? I said, well, today is my birthday, mom ... My mom said, Oh, ha ha ha, you're welcome. I'm just kidding.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I think how could I be so stupid.

8. Laughing is laughing. Don't laugh if you don't laugh. What do you mean by smile?

9. To say the least, it's not a broad sky, but a slap in the face.

10. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed. I think my life is a tragedy!

1 1. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

12. You like sarcasm too much. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil?

Thirteen. When a girl is young, she always has a princess dream. I hope the prince can stay with them in the future. I didn't expect to find out when I grew up that it was not a prince, but Mr. Wang.

14. You are so unhappy, probably because I am missing from your life.

15. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

Sixteen years old. Yesterday I went to tell my fortune, and the master said I could live to 100 years old, or even longer. After all, I ride a battery car home, and I am very happy. No matter what the traffic lights are, life is long and I am so capricious.

17. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is that it is easy to digest.

18. I was abandoned by you as soon as the novelty passed.

19. Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it. Now it should be said that nothing is difficult in the world, nothing is impossible to a willing mind.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

2 1. When looking for a boyfriend, find someone who can mainly serve you, or you will lose your temper every day, or I will simply recognize you as my brother.

22. There are two Wangs in the department, one is the leader and the other is the clerk. One day, the leader called the clerk: "Xiao Wang, come here." The clerk came running, "Your Majesty, what can I do for you?"

Twenty-three After my self-reflection, maybe everyone else is stupid.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick! At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.