Bring up the past, remember the classic dialogue between Ji Xiaolan and Xiao Shenyang?

Ji (holding up his glass and smelling it): Good wine, really good wine!

(Smiling): This is really Ji Xiaolan. Smell it and you will know it is good wine. To tell the truth, I brought this wine from Beijing and I have been reluctant to drink it.

Ji (laughs): Forget it, my Lord. With such good wine, how can you not honor the emperor?

And (shaking his head with a smile): Mr. Ji, to be honest, this wine can only be drunk with a bosom friend.

Ji (with a slight sneer): Lord Tanghe, will your bosom friend go to jail?

He (raised his feather and smiled): In the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao boiled wine to talk about heroes. He said to Liu Bei: The heroes in the world are only kings, but they only fuck their ears. Feel the same way with someone tonight!

Ji (sneering): My Lord, can you compare big rape with big goodness? Are you praising me or scolding me?

And (helpless smile): OK, OK, you are loyal to me, you are honest and I am greedy, you are good and I am evil, OK? You swept all the fame in the world, and I swept all the notoriety in the world. In that case, shouldn't you and I have a drink?

(Ji Hehe raises his glass and drinks it with a smile. )

Ji (putting down his glass and looking firmly): Your honor, we still have to get down to business.

And: you said.

Ji (looking more solemn): Do you know that officials in Yancheng changed the emperor's relief food into bran and distributed it to the victims?

(casually): Oh, I see.

Ji: So adults don't feel guilty?

And (smiled slightly): instead, I feel very gratified!

Ji (surprised) Why?

Also (smiling): Mr. Ji didn't know that this catty of grain could be exchanged for three catties of bran, which symbolized that he could only save one person's grain, but now he can save three people.

Ji (slowly getting angry): But chaff is for livestock, not for people!

And (impatiently) alas, ons, are the victims human, too?

Ji (shocked): What did you say?

And (lightly): Don't stare so big. ..... Do you know that people who are starving to death are no longer people, that is, livestock! When I am starving, I don't care about bran, which is a good thing! Grass roots, bark and soil can be eaten!

Ji (extremely sad): It is really shocking that this statement comes from the mouth of an open adult.

And (quietly): of course you are shocked. You are a scholar, you can only sit in the study, read sage books and scold the incumbent!

Ji (angry): It is only natural to scold those who are unfair!

And (helplessly): Why are you so angry ... Come on, drink, drink ... Calm down. ...

Ji and he had another drink. )

And (carefully putting down the glass): Mr. Ji, have you ever seen anyone who is exhausted from eating Guanyin soil?

Ji (puzzled): What is Guanyin soil?

And (with a wry smile): Look, you don't know ... Besides, have you ever seen the scene where the bark of all the trees on a thousand miles plain has been chewed up?

Ji (surprised): Huh?

And (spreading his hands with a wry smile): it's easy to eat ... Oh, of course you've heard of it. There are only four words in the history book. But I have seen it with my own eyes! ..... This is for children, and that is a pile of meat in the pot!

Ji (speechless): You ...

And (sincerely): You think I'm inhuman, don't you? You think I only care about collecting money, don't you? ..... I have been to the disaster area myself. My heart was cold when I saw it there. At that time, I knew that no matter how much food the government allocated for disaster relief, it would never be enough! If I don't try to be flexible, Mr. Ji will not see the victim, but the bones!

Ji: This ... there is not enough food for disaster relief. You can ask the court to play it again. Yinqiao Jiedu Tablet+Niuhuangdu Tablet!

And (with a wry smile): the imperial court? Do you know how much money is left in the national treasury? You don't know, you basically don't know! ..... The size of Jinchuan, flat Junggar department, now the national treasury is an empty shell, you know!

Ji (impetuous) but the court still sent disaster relief food! ..... I read their books, and officials of all sizes are embezzling disaster relief food!

And (gloomy): save the people first, then save the officials! If officials can't live, who can they save?

Ji (angrily): ridiculous, the door of my field is not a brick door!

And: it's true! Ah, let me ask you, thousands of victims in Qian Qian, are you going to distribute relief food, or should I? Still have to rely on those big and small officials! They won't work for me until they are fed!

Ji (sneer): What a fallacy! There is actually a big truth in corruption and bribery!

Harmony (helplessness): This is the truth from decades of official life, and this is the golden truth from countless bloody facts, Mr. Ji! ..... Why don't you understand!

Ji (angrily): Eating your salary and sharing your worries are the essence of the people! How can you bear to dig another grain from the victims' mouths!

And (helplessly): Here we go again, drinking and drinking. ...

(Ji drinks with him again. )

He (puts down his glass): Mr. Ji, you have two official mouths. You must feed the top before you can feed the next one!

Ji: There were in the Song Dynasty, Hai Rui in the Ming Dynasty and Gong Shi in Kangxi, all of whom were honest officials. What a pity!

Also: well, let me ask you, how many honest and corrupt officials have there been throughout the ages?

Ji: Honest officials are rare, and corrupt officials are like the sand of the Yellow River.

And: not yet! Then I won't rely on those corrupt officials. Who am I? I, a military affairs minister, would be a fart if those corrupt officials below didn't support me! ..... Am I easy? ...