Funny copy of fortune telling _ funny copy of fortune telling

Which emos will be happy to read?

1, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

I spent 100 yuan to ask a fortune teller to tell my fortune, and he figured out: I only have one life.

Everyone else is engaged in money, career and dating, but I hope I am funny.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions on you.

5. For ordinary friends: Speak politely and generously, and never cross the line.

At the age of 6.20, with my unremitting efforts, I finally bought a cool and nutritious yogurt in a small supermarket downstairs in this city. It's delicious!

7. I hid the rose behind me, and the florist said, take it out. There is monitoring here.

8. Recently, when I went to the dentist, the doctor asked me how my teeth were worn at a young age. It's so serious, I said I've been gritting my teeth all these years!

9. Sleeping late and staying in bed is the minimum respect for weekends and holidays. I didn't play well today, so it was wrong for me to wake up at this point.

10, success comes from hard work the day after tomorrow, so let's rest today and tomorrow.

1 1. From the way I spend money, I can feel that I should have been a rich man.

12, holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also stroll around.

13, this is a fishing copy. I don't engage in fancy things. Please give me a compliment if you want to be caught by me!