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Personal funny jokes, fortune telling.

Road storm

Today we are going to tell you a cross talk.

A: Hey, say a cross talk. (No spirit)

This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: ok, traffic safety. (No spirit)

B: I said why you are so listless today.

A: Forget it, bad luck!

Tell me about it.

A: Why do you find it so difficult to walk now?

What do you mean?

I arrived at school two days ago. I walk to school by myself, right?

That sounds very fresh. What are you going to do if you don't do it yourself?

I mean I go to school on foot.

B: Oh! You said walking was terrible.

As soon as I got out of the neighborhood, I got on the main road.

Wait, why don't you take the sidewalk?

I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, there is no zebra crossing in front of your community?

A: Yes.

Then you are jaywalking! You must leave the zebra crossing.

Can't we make a detour at the zebra crossing? It's too expensive.

Look how lazy he is.

A: It was lively as soon as we got on the road.

Hmm.

A: There is a lot of traffic on the road. I can't get through.

B: Morning rush hour.

A: Hey! Come on, take out your rice spoon and dig a tunnel!

B: I'm scared, and I'm still a hothead!

A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw my chance.

Little guy?

A: Not much. It is only a dozen meters long and weighs dozens of tons. It looks lovely. Its scientific name is bus.

B: still young?

A: Slow down! It comes with a swing (doing tortoise crawling)

B: Is there a bus like that?

A: I'm not idle either. Let's leave now. I held my breath, and my breath sank into the abdomen. The fresh air rose, the turbid air fell, and the breath was colorful. I fell down and rushed out in one step.

B: Look at the waste of energy.

A: There is one more step.

B: It's over,

Sit on the floor.

Why are you sitting on the floor?

A: The bus suddenly braked and stopped half a meter in front of me. My legs went weak and I sat on the ground.

B: How dangerous!

A: Dangerous? That's a bus. Luckily, it missed me.

What if we hit it?

A: If he dares to bump into me, I dare to scold him!

B: That's it.

A: I am so angry. I thought, can you scare me if you don't brake?

B: If people don't brake, they will run over you.

Run over me? Not afraid! You can crush my body, but not my soul.

You are an asshole.

A: Hey, somebody help me, let me stand up first.

B: Still sitting.

I finally crossed the road. Is it safe now? I took out my book.

B: I'm very studious.

What a good book! Two big characters on the cover.

B: Tang poetry

A: A Chong.

Oh, comic books.

I walked and watched.

B: That's dangerous, too

A: Nothing. Mom found out that it is more dangerous to watch it at home.

I'm peeking.

A: This chapter is particularly wonderful. My mother is hitting me on the head.

B: Missed?

I hit a telephone pole.

B: Yes.

A: At that moment, I deeply realized that food is the most important thing for the people.

What do you mean?

A: I ate half a baked wheat cake for breakfast and I'm hungry.

Are you hungry there? It was a collision.

A: It hurts me to death. (Singing) (Flower Band Butterfly Flying) Tears fly ~ ~ ~ ~

Come on, stop singing. What a disaster. I say you should really pay attention to traffic safety next time, or it will be too late for something serious to happen.

A: Who said it wasn't? When I came home that night, there was a car accident reported on TV. A middle school student jaywalked and was hit by a car.

Really?

That terrible book and shoes at the scene. There is another person lying like this (turning his back to make an S-shape)

B: no. It's bad enough.

A: It makes me gnash my teeth and stomp my feet.

Be prepared to obey the traffic rules.

I changed the channel.

B: Fuck you.

I did it, not bad. Everyone else laughed.

Pay attention to the falling posture. This is interesting, but don't misinterpret it.