Funny sentences in Henan dialect

1. Beijingers teach Henan people to sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise from the east and fall from the west every day ...! "Before the song was finished, Henan people said to Beijingers," Are you tired? See how we sing. " Henan people then sang: "The sun! My mother-in-law, you saw the sky sliding up from the east and down from the west. Did you make the room panic? " ...

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2。 Lao Dong, a native of Henan, came to the south for breakfast. On entering the door, he said to the waiter, "Miss, how much is a bowl of jiaozi?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only steamed bread." Old Dong said, "Oh, steamed bread will do." The waiter was so angry that he scolded, "Rogue!" Old Dong was surprised and said, "Sixty cents? Too cheap! "

3。 It's dark at night in Henan, but outside, there is a twist on the tree, and an effect is called a happy day. From Qingdao, I climbed up the tree to reach it, and the wood stood firmly, and suddenly fell down and knocked on the old cover, which killed me. I think it would be great if Penny were here. If she helped me rub (my knee), it might not hurt too much. I think Fat Ni wants to sleep all night. At first light, I ran to her yard and shouted, Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! When she opened the door and saw me, she blushed and asked, what are you doing? What happened? I stepped forward and took her chubby hand and said, let's go to the street to eat fried dough sticks. When I arrived at the fritters stand, I felt my pockets with my hands. This pocket is empty, and there is nothing in that pocket. I scolded myself: no way, I forgot to bring money under my pillow. I said, forget it! No money. Fat Ni Er said, are you kidding? Toss people! I squatted on the ground and stopped talking, alas! Why am I useless?

4。 Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth. Henan people asked the clerk, "How tender and bitter is this cloth?" The clerk doesn't understand Henan people. He also said, "The bitter struggle is unfair. The clerk threw it away, but did not understand the anger of Henan people. He said you were so gentle and confused. You can't get me a light cow! "

5。 Stopped her "Fukang" at the crossroads, saluted,

"Please show me your driver's license."

"Why?"

"You violated the traffic regulations."

"Who said that?"

"I saw it myself. Show me your certificate, I'll wait. "

"Do you think I don't even have a driver's license?"

"I don't think so."

"Then why do you want me? I don't know you, why should I show you? "

"I am a traffic person and I have the right to do so."

"But how do I know you are a traffic policeman?"

"Didn't you see the uniform I was wearing?"

"What does it mean to wear a uniform? Uniforms can be forged. I remember the year before last, a friend of mine met a soldier ... "

"Please don't tell me a story, I'm waiting for your proof."

"This is not a story, this is a thing of the past. I mean, wearing a uniform is not credible. "

"Well, I can show you my work permit."

"Why are you sincere ... let me have a look. Well, your name is Gong Changyue? "

John Zhang.

"What? Look at the gap between the two girls this month. Forget it, just think of you as John Zhang, but the photo doesn't look like you? "

"I don't know, maybe I'm not wearing a hat."

"Really? Then take off your hat and let me have a look. Also, stand up straight and don't frown. Don't tell me, it's a bit like it. Have you ever taken a photo before? "

"Seven years ago ..."

"What do you think it is not a demon? You looked really handsome then. "

"Well, please give me my certificate back."

"What's your hurry? As long as your certificate is not fake, it's nothing. I want to ask you. "

"But I won't be free. I am on duty. "

"What do you think, I can idle, wipe things? I'm going to the market soon, and I'm going to find a seamstress, visit my sick aunt and call my husband on the way ... "

"I beg you, give me my certificate back quickly! Look at how many cars you are stuck in the back. "

"How can you blame me? I didn't stop you, you stopped me. "

"Okay, okay, it's my fault. I only ask you to give me your certificate and drive away. "

"That's right! Here is your certificate. Don't create traffic jams in the future. "