A joke about homophonic words.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about renting the land for the next year. He said with empty hands and open eyes, "There are no three kinds of land." Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "If I don't give it to Zhang San, who will I give it to?" ?

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly!" ?

"The landlord replied," that sentence was nonsense just now, and now this sentence is based on the situation?

Are the ears here?

The new magistrate of a county is from Shandong, because he wants to hang up? Son, he said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles?

When touts heard that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver", they quickly agreed. They hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. Are you sensible?

You should know it! "?

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and gave a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" " ?

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied:? "Ears … ears … here … in my … pocket!" ?

Is there a chance?

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go there by plane. Afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "There is an opportunity. Do you want to accept it? " The manager received the telegram and thought it was an "opportunity" to clinch a deal. He immediately called back: "Take it if you can?

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified to fly. The salesman took out the manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.

About place names?

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon?

Is the headmaster angry?

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said, "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Not an official! " ?

Meeting in the country?

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.